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Old 05-30-2012, 07:50 AM   #1
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Don't eat glass...

it sucks.. .just a heads up
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Old 05-30-2012, 11:51 AM   #2
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it sucks.. .just a heads up
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Old 05-30-2012, 12:08 PM   #6
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Well I actually had to go to the emergency room this morning cause I drank a soda from a bottle and accidentally maybe swallowed some glass that was broken off and noticed too late.

So I got xrayed and they found nothing, sent me home. So I decided to share some wisdom, don't eat it or drink it
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Old 05-30-2012, 12:09 PM   #7
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Old 05-30-2012, 12:10 PM   #8
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Well I actually had to go to the emergency room this morning cause I drank a soda from a bottle and accidentally maybe swallowed some glass that was broken off and noticed too late.

So I got xrayed and they found nothing, sent me home. So I decided to share some wisdom, don't eat it or drink it
so you're like one of smart nerdy chicks?
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Old 05-30-2012, 12:12 PM   #9
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this picture is slightly disturbing for me
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Old 05-30-2012, 12:14 PM   #11
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Old 05-30-2012, 12:15 PM   #12
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I'm a dude...
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Well I actually had to go to the emergency room this morning cause I drank a soda from a bottle and accidentally maybe swallowed some glass that was broken off and noticed too late.

So I got xrayed and they found nothing, sent me home. So I decided to share some wisdom, don't eat it or drink it
oh shit! at least you're good man..that would have been rough if you did...the top of the bottle was broken?
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Old 05-30-2012, 12:18 PM   #14
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Same thing if you're complaining about this LOL

Did you actually shit blood. I do this every morning and I don't eat glass.
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Old 05-30-2012, 12:23 PM   #15
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oh shit! at least you're good man..that would have been rough if you did...the top of the bottle was broken?
Yea and part of that was on my lip, the rest went down my throat (I think).

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Same thing if you're complaining about this LOL

Did you actually shit blood. I do this every morning and I don't eat glass.
Dude you need to get that checked out lol


I also popped my left eardrum diving last Saturday, this Saturday it's Downhill MTB... maybe I should stay home
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Yea and part of that was on my lip, the rest went down my throat (I think).


I also popped my left eardrum diving last Saturday, this Saturday it's Downhill MTB... maybe I should stay home
fack man, bad news..hope you didnt swallow any glass slivers...

Im a new PADI open water diver...but dang you popped your drum!? i heard thats painful...where did you dive?
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I fell off my bike during a race and skidded across the pavement, off the course and into a patch of dirt full of broken glass. that was a bad time.
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Old 05-30-2012, 12:33 PM   #18
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fack man, bad news..hope you didnt swallow any glass slivers...

Im a new PADI open water diver...but dang you popped your drum!? i heard thats painful...where did you dive?
First time out in the local harbor, the dive instructor forgot to tell me to even out the pressure and I had to figure the whole tons-of-equipment-breathe-don't-panic-thing so I wasn't really paying attention to the pain haha

So I guess now I have to wait until I dive again, I wanted to do the PADI thing but will have to wait.
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First time out in the local harbor, the dive instructor forgot to tell me to even out the pressure and I had to figure the whole tons-of-equipment-breathe-don't-panic-thing so I wasn't really paying attention to the pain haha

So I guess now I have to wait until I dive again, I wanted to do the PADI thing but will have to wait.
yeah man gotta wait for it to heal up..fucked up instructor dude...use another person next time..but yeah padi/diving is the awesome..and yes my first 3-4 times was hectic, the equipment, the skills underwatr etc..but you get used to it, just practice..i have about 14 dives looking for more!
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NEVER EVER click on an efukt link. Ever.

As to the OP, it's very easy to eat a light bulb, depends on the glass you're eating.
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As to the OP, it's very easy to eat a light bulb, depends on the glass you're eating.
Oh fuck - Its not the one with the jar is it?

I hate that one....
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Yea and part of that was on my lip, the rest went down my throat (I think).



Dude you need to get that checked out lol


I also popped my left eardrum diving last Saturday, this Saturday it's Downhill MTB... maybe I should stay home
So you actually don't even matter, just saying
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you don't say...
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