Vjo

Today I begin counting calories.

The last time I counted cals was about 1979. I went from 210 to 190 LOL Yeah I was real fat Ahh to have the ideals of a young guy about 22 Could have about 2000 cals then I think it was.

This changes everything. The first thing that goes through your head is "slices" have to go at 100 cals a pop. Because now I am committed.

Fact I am gonna go throw them out right now AS I have done before. I got honey. I got a few small jubes Ill finish, that should keep from going cold turkey. The last of the red licorice maybe I will keep, maybe I can have 1 a day. See how it goes.

I have thrown stuff before only to buy it again which is really dumb but happens. At my size I get HUNGRY sometimes. So start reasonably and dont go cold turkey completely BUT I hate slices. My belly is a "slice" LOLOL.

So after I hit submit THEY are in the garb.

it's 1979



again

Barry-xlovecam

Elli

Excellent to hear! Good for you for starting fresh!

Yes, I'm on a maintenance diet of 1200 calories a day. If I exercise more, I can eat a bit more. This sucks for someone like me who LOVES to cook and loves to eat! But I just need to learn to love to exercise more, I guess...

Great song choice, btw.

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Vjo

Thanks a lot. I apprec the info. Glad someone went and dug it up

Yeah I hear ya. They say basicly two eggs / day for healthy person BUT then you must also limit cheese, fatty meat ect. SO cholesterol IS for real.

I hear ya man. Fact is my best friend has been telling me I need to lose. And frankly at 55 I know that seriously I am heading the wrong way. I am strong and healthy BUT no man can escape time OR flaunt their diet forever OR carry 300+ forever. I am starting to feel it the last couple years.

I was under 300 a couple years back (299) when I had a chest cold and it is amazing what 10 lbs can do. 300 is a def warning point. Ya cant go much over for the avg Joe that is not an athlete.

I see the writing and that is why I must change. Just being 100% honest but it does no good to lie at this point.

Im pretty fucken out of shape man.

A couple guys called me fat when I was delivering pizzas at 255 in 1995 LOL so yeah.. 6'3 helps BUT 308 is 308.

Vjo

No more fried eggs Hardboiled only. Hot mustard Then one a day maybe or no yolks but as Artie Lange once said "eat the yolk" so.. one a day

Hey that is cheaper and easier to do

the road is long
with many a winding turn
that leads us to who
knows where



but I'm strong
strong enough to carry him
he ain't heavy, he's my brother
so on we go

thanks

oh well, it wont be ez, 2500 cals seems like a lot but prob isnt once we get going

But after being fat since about the early 90s it is exciting cause I know it will work and any effort is good.

To everything there is a season. And I hear the roosters crowing. I hear my fellow man's warning.

the long and winding road



that leads to your door

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I don't eat any of that stuff.

Smut

I try to live by the rule ~ if it has more than one ingredient on the package, you probably shouldn't eat it.

Vjo

Thanks Man 1200 cals aint much So I have no excuses

Anyhow thanks again. I dont want to embarrass you by saying what you did for me but maybe you know

Ive been staring at the mountain I need to climb. This thread is gathering gear and you are the one who said, "go for it".

Anyhow.. I get too emotional sometimes

I'm real glad someone else likes my songs

I like to take the music with me and I encourage all of you to post your favs as well in any thread of mine

Mustard over mayo is becoming clearer altho I have a lil more breathing room. It is the pigging out b4 bed as I say that got me here. Was fun but cost a lot really.

If I take a walk I can have almost 2600 cals maintainance. 2460 is for 100% sedentary. So I will take the walk

Vjo

LOLOL

It could get rocky

But prob not

Starting to get just a tinch hungry

I missed you man. Good to see ya in my thread where you belong

Vjo

Wow!

Hmm that seems like a darn good rule. But that is seriously hardcore fitness. And as Captain H will tell ya .. Im prob not at that level of commitment.

Anyhow you are the first zero and THANKS cause it confirms as I thought that ALL of them are a lil shaky.

If ya get a min tell the folks why the chicken has to go. Seriously. Chicken and Beef are prob the only two I feel are somewhat healthy in the list off the top of my head.

Beef has sat fat but lean doesnt have too much. Chicken.. um is ok I guess if it is fresh.

for you (the man)

the man



Courtney in 1984

Elli

I didn't realize I said it, but I'm glad it helped!

If you're really gung ho or you are the kind of person who likes to see results right away, don't "eat back" your exercise calories. For instance, if you have 2400 calories a day, then walk off 200 of them, only eat 2400 calories that day not 2600. It's not too much harder, and you notice results quicker. That's a key to getting over any plateaus your body will get caught up on.

First rule: don't buy "food" that required a scientist to make it! If your granny couldn't make it at home, don't buy it! It's not very good for you

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Vjo

Well I have been meaning to begin but you came along and.. when you said, "WHY do you have this stuff in your house, are you trolling" I realized maybe it is time to start. Cause yeah.. ya cant have your cake and eat it to.

So you were the random stranger (I guess you could say) who actually gave a damn and that was the SIGN that this is the time to start

GREAT idea! That is very sharp. Those are the kind of tips that help. Good point. REWARD yourself (with more weight loss) for getting your butt in gear.

And the "grandma rule" I already do, due to "budget concerns" LOL So yeah I already cook all main stuff from scratch. Cheapest foods are the best for you (carbs) Veg and protein you have to pay for tho

My friend and his wife gave me a huge frozen beef roast when I was out there out of the blue.

Someone up there likes me...

(I think cause I fed them strays at -20 for a couple years hehe)

indeed I really do get by



CaptainHowdy was here



THAT is a good sign

(good song)

Vjo

What you most prefer among these foods:

Current Results, 66 voters:

chicken 55 83.33%
cheese 50 75.76%
bread 49 74.24% (strong showing)
beef 48 72.73%
eggs 43 65.15%
pasta 40 60.61% (strong showing, not many cals if done right)
dairy (all) 37 56.06% (not doing real well but ok)
beer 35 53.03% (not as strong as you might think)
pork 33 50.00% (still some love)
butter 32 48.48% (decent showing)
sugar (refined) 31 46.97% (decent showing, folks think a lil is ok)
white flour 29 43.94% (did better than I thought it would)
mayonaisse 28 42.42% (some of you are skipping it)
frozen pizza 22 33.33% (not real popular)
salad dressing 20 30.30% (there are better ways, i like the yogurt dress)
corn chips 16 24.24% (not doing real well, lot of oil)
nitrites 13 19.70% (you guys are watching out for this)
msg 10 15.15% (and this even more)
corn syrup 7 10.61% (no love)
Smart Bal 4 6.06% (surprised me, gonna switch to butter)

Thank you all very much for voting. Mighty decent of ya. This gives me some very useful info

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Sorry I'm late to this party Vjo my man!! Been working extra-hard lately. :D

Shit man, i eat half the shit on that shit list. LOL

Everything there pretty much goes with a glass of bourbon anyway...

Hey-OOOO!

Hope you're doing good Vjo and all is well in Mini Soda land (is mini soda bad for ya? Probably...)!

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Spunky

I like smoked oysters and smoked almonds on occasions

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Vjo

Hey-OO Cant expect you to make all the parties. Your a man on the move! Moven on up to the east side

Me lately, my signup luck is up a tad so being superstitious as a mofo, I am posting and touching nothing. ie Having fun Im all helpful and happy and shit Eb and flow tho. PLEASE dont eb on me!

hmm what song is that. Sounds country western

BTW I am already thinking this counting cal thing may be a pain Not cause I cant do it just that Im lazy (kidding Elli )

Still at 1200 cals for the day. Of course I got a mason jar full of wh*te cross. KIDDING! Only no-doze but that kind of helps. Shit I got 2500 cals a day. This is gonna be... cake.

Not literally No cake for me (LOL you seen that coming down 5th Avenue didnt you LOL )

But the poll was stuff I felt is "iffy" and the folks pretty much set the record straight. Go with the masses on stuff like this always works

Vjo

LOL

For once I am not gonna write war and peace lol

hmm I've never had either of those. Smoked oysters? ugh

No wait I HAVE had smoked almonds. Smoked almonds? Everyone has had them

OK I am gonna practice a Spunky or CaptainHowdy post (casue that's how ya get red (without going insane) ...

I like sausage pizza with xtra cheese

Vjo

I kid Spunk

Spunky! The Spunk Spunkster!

How's that shoulder doing and what ya into tonight. How bout another "jay" wasnt Apples Peaches Pumpkin Pie Good

you were young and so was iiii

Ok another jay



now we're cooking Spunky Bud.

Someone set me up with a radio station dammit. I want to be an internet oldies dj



good stuff Maynard

this guy could sing

Spunky

It's all good man,smoked oysters = viagra

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Vjo

alright hehe Ive never had them either

smoked oysters whoa, who names this shit? Ron Jeremy.

Does Ron Jeremy ever post here LOL

I doubt it.

That would be so cool. I loved him in Smoker.

ANYONE here ever see Smoker. A late 1980s porn flick from my Andrews Hotel Days.

and this was the inside of Shinders Book store on Hennepin



am I wrong CYF

I dont think CYF is that old tho.



and this was the popper of choice

cant say popper without



now there's a turn about
maybe cause im trying

Vjo

Still aint eating Elli. Not even hungry. Pure caffiene



and BC Bud



and meth



LOL

dont worry I have an "Official Internet Drug Poll" in operation and THUS am fully licensed to display such lude and lacivious pictures to a public audience.

(didnt this site used to be member only?)

anyhow I regress like that aint ever happened before

might as well go for a thousand imps I guess

alright should of never talked about food

have to turn it up a notch



somewhere along the lonely road i had tried to find ya
day after day on that windey road i had walked behind you



ever hear this Spunk? nice very mellow

Good 6 am acid music lol well it was.. in 1973

Ken Hensley on guitar (Another Brit)

Vjo

Im gonna go cash in 500 chips for Nachos lol

That would be pretty good Nachos huh. Lot of cheese



there are a million and one Nacho pics on the internet



sorry to do that to ya hehe

(m-cat factory)



3 of you voted M-Cat, (Methcathinone) Goob, Bathtub Speed. Three of U!

OK off drugs I just find them facinating.

YOU out there in internet GFY land are all like THIS right now.

The SILENCE is deafening. Completly silent medium we have here. hmmmmm.

Posts just "happen" in complete quiet Do I really even exist?



ok lets blow it out

Vjo

1700 cals

12 corn chips 200
1.5 oz chedder 180
jalopeno slices 20
1 cherry "slice" 50 (i lied plus only 50 cals in a slice)
--------------- 450

this is



it's 2 am the fear is gone

Vjo

(can I carry over 800 cals to tomorrow LOL)

I got 800 fucken calories hehe

I think I need em too LOL

Lotta calories tho LOTTA, lotta calories

hmm I'm actually cooking a roast beef right now

Never fucken ends Right when I wanted to crash.. oh shit!

Oh fuck I need another equate



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Vjo

Still here. Almost put myself out with Mr Wizard

Anyhow it was real Always fun.

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