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Horny Joe · 06-09-2012, 05:22 PM

So, I was bored and transfered ?50 to this casino. 20 minutes later I had ?1300. Now, at this point one should stop and go to bed, but nooo... Somewhere inside the head, there is a voice saying that "this one will pay out big now".... So I kept on going... until I had ?0.13

Conclusion: online casinos are for suckers, and that makes me a ......... anyone?

xenigo · 06-09-2012, 05:28 PM

All casinos are for suckers. You will ALWAYS lose. Anyone who thinks otherwise needs a psychiatric evaluation.

pornmasta · 06-09-2012, 05:29 PM

yo, need an epassporte card ?

DBS.US · 06-09-2012, 05:32 PM

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Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-09-2012, 05:37 PM

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wehateporn · 06-09-2012, 05:43 PM

I don't play, but I heard that some let you win at the start in an attempt to get you hooked

DBS.US · 06-09-2012, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

I don't play, but I heard that some let you win at the start in an attempt to get you hooked

Just like affiliate programs that give you a few sales after a few hundred hits then you never make a sale again.

anexsia · 06-09-2012, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US

Try this casino,,,,http://TradeKing.com You can win and loose over and over with the same bet.

I love Tradeking

wehateporn · 06-09-2012, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US

Just like affiliate programs that give you a few sales after a few hundred hits then you never make a sale again.

For sure, I reckon that's how I ended up here today. Sent some traffic here and there back in 2007 (when I started), sales came in from a lot of sponsors, most of which were probably "Here's a new affiliate let's encourage him to promote us" sales.

I'm doing ok now, but if I'd known how much work it would be I would have tried something else.

ShoeBox · 06-09-2012, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

For sure, I reckon that's how I ended up here today. Sent some traffic here and there back in 2007 (when I started), sales came in from a lot of sponsors, most of which were probably "Here's a new affiliate let's encourage him to promote us" sales.

I'm doing ok now, but if I'd known how much work it would be I would have tried something else.

kind of like chaturbate

Failed · 06-09-2012, 06:57 PM

PokerStars use to allow forums and other sites to organize private tournaments for their members. I would love to see a GFY poker tournament.

wehateporn · 06-09-2012, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ShoeBox

kind of like chaturbate

SIK · 06-09-2012, 09:09 PM

Online casinos are a crazy profit machine, super shady crap if you ask me.

You deposit, lets say 100$.
You're very oftenly get a deposit bonus, often +100$ more.
And there is always a nice "small text catch", that to release the bonus, you gotta have bonus amount played x30 (meaning, to "unlock" the 100$ of bonus, you gotta play out 3000$).

And thats like.. impossible.
You do can choose not to accept bonus and hope you'll be 1 out of 100000000 that actually gets some jacpot shit on some slot game but.............

So in short, not sure what OP played and did he had any bonus attached to that 50 he deposited, but I kinda think even if he wanted to leave with his 1300, he couldn't

anexsia · 06-09-2012, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ShoeBox

kind of like chaturbate

Chosen · 06-09-2012, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by xenigo

All casinos are for suckers. You will ALWAYS lose. Anyone who thinks otherwise needs a psychiatric evaluation.

Chosen · 06-09-2012, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

yo, need an epassporte card ?

d-null · 06-09-2012, 10:40 PM

you need a disciplined system where you cash out and go back to your original lower stakes whenever you have those big profit days

paymeback · 06-09-2012, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by d-null

you need a disciplined system where you cash out and go back to your original lower stakes whenever you have those big profit days

Why ruin the thread with logic for man

LouiseLloyd · 06-10-2012, 12:44 AM

Scam!

I won about £500 after joining with £100 and when it came to withdrawing the winnings they said I couldn't until I had spent £1000, something to do with wagering requirements and sign up bonuses.

Never played since.

seeandsee · 06-10-2012, 02:59 AM

How did you made 1300? roullete?

Emma · 06-10-2012, 03:21 AM

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Markul · 06-10-2012, 04:12 AM

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Horny Joe · 06-10-2012, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

I don't play, but I heard that some let you win at the start in an attempt to get you hooked

I think so, too! Six weeks ago I joined and deposited $50 to a casino. First deposit I won about $1500 - and I cashed it out. THen I have been depositing again maybe $500 i n total at that casino, only seeing small wins.

Next new casino I tried, same story. Deposited $50 and I won a bit over $2,000. Cashed out. Since that, only small wins.

Yesteradys $1300 casino was one I have played at before, but never won as much. Never cashed out anything from there.

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Originally Posted by SIK

Online casinos are a crazy profit machine, super shady crap if you ask me.

You deposit, lets say 100$.
You're very oftenly get a deposit bonus, often +100$ more.
And there is always a nice "small text catch", that to release the bonus, you gotta have bonus amount played x30 (meaning, to "unlock" the 100$ of bonus, you gotta play out 3000$).

And thats like.. impossible.
You do can choose not to accept bonus and hope you'll be 1 out of 100000000 that actually gets some jacpot shit on some slot game but.............

So in short, not sure what OP played and did he had any bonus attached to that 50 he deposited, but I kinda think even if he wanted to leave with his 1300, he couldn't

There was no bonus attached to the $1300, so if I had any brain I COULD cash out. But - above here I write about a $2,000 cashout. It was actually close to $4,500, but because of a 150% bonus attached to it, I had to keep playing, and playing. But at least I got $2k, so that is OK.

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

How did you made 1300? roullete?

No, slotmachines. I never play anything else, or I might get in trouble

Slots are easy, silly fun with low stakes, ?0.20-200. I hardly ever bet more than ?10, but mostly ?2-4.

Black All Through · 06-10-2012, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

yo, need an epassporte card ?

mineistaken · 06-10-2012, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by d-null

you need a disciplined system where you cash out and go back to your original lower stakes whenever you have those big profit days

You will ALWAYS lose no matter what "system" you adopt. If you want to be winning casino player you must cash out once you made some "profit" and never come back.

newB · 06-10-2012, 05:44 AM

You summarized the gambling mindset - what all casinos, not just those online, are counting on. You don't want to walk away while you're down, but you don't want to walk away when you're on a hot streak, either. At least in an actual casino you can color out parts of your winnings and hand them to your wife or someone else to hold so you won't be tempted to tap into them to recoup your losses when your luck changes.

If you sit there long enough, you'll lose it all.

Barry-xlovecam · 06-10-2012, 06:05 AM

You can't beat the rake in gambling most of the time but you need to have some winners to keep the suckers coming

raymor · 06-10-2012, 09:29 AM

With casinos, people who are winning will keep playing, in order to keep winning. People who are losing will play "just a little more" to win back their losses. So for most people, they will only quit when they have no choice because they are out of money.

I used to run a craps table and almost nobody ever left with money.

adultmobile · 06-10-2012, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US

Just like affiliate programs that give you a few sales after a few hundred hits then you never make a sale again.

It is true when you join a dating site, there's lots of girl-bots who contact you, then the guy upgrade to pay mode, then no girl contact again. But this cost nothing, to have girl-bots contact new dating free users to let them pay... to track not-happened sales to new affiliates it is quite an expensive promo... and if that was true, affiliates could do new affiliate accounts each few sales and cash constantly at new affiliate ratio (that you assume they gift, as sale not really happened so early).

2MuchMark · 06-10-2012, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by xenigo

All casinos are for suckers. You will ALWAYS lose. Anyone who thinks otherwise needs a psychiatric evaluation.

baryl · 06-10-2012, 07:38 PM

At least at a real casino they give you free drinks while they kick you in the balls.

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I only go to casinos for the atmosphere. Why anyone would bet anything online on something other than a strategy or odds game is beyond me.. And even then your odds are always against you with a computer. Regular casinos are only required to payout roughly 10%. There are no such requirements online.

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