Prediction: New Jersey Wins The Stanley Cup 4-3 Over L.A In Game Seven..

[garce]

I had to post this because the only way that New Jersey - and that pussiest of pussies Martin Brodeur - will ever lose is if I predict that they will win.

I believe in karma. I want New Jersey to win. Because I want them to win, they are now fucked. That over-paid, entiltled, cry-baby pussy Martina Brodeur (who is an even bigger suck than Patrick WAH!!! WAH!!! WAH!!!) needs to retire before the league hands him yet another championship.

After L.A. wins, my karma will be cleared.

Relevant Google search: How Many Canadians are on The L.A. Kings?
Answer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Angeles_Kings

Ok, that had nothing to do with anything. Big old wall of text, though... Let's try again...

How many Canadians are under contract to the Los Angeles Kings?
Okie dokie. Different question, same result from Google. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Angeles_Kings

New query: Canadian player team Los Angeles win Kings. Same link...
Complete nonesense version: canadian Los player angeles win cup. Same link as before. Google can't tell the difference between nonesense and specific queries...

You guys rely on this joke of a search engine for your income? Yeah... Anyway - Go L.A.

Looking at things from a different angle (because you really didn't like what I just typed...) - if you pare these searches down to a simple "Stanley cup", you get a picture of Martin Brodeur from SI.com. About as relevant as the lint I picked out from between my hairy old man toes an hour ago.

No conspiracy - no Jonathan Quick, either. Just sad irony starring a fat 40 year old overweight French Canadian.

Go Kings, Go!

Even if Google doesn't have a clue about the Kings, I do - and they've earned this shot at the cup. They deserve it. Its hard overcoming New Jersey's 30 year history of stifling defensive "hockey" (New Jersey + Hockey = funny!). Brodeur won his cups because of the hard working men in front of him. How many cups has Brodeur won without Scott Stevens? Let me count 'em...

I can't even support this argument because Google is just returning a wall of text pile of crap from Wikipedia - and I'm not interested in reading for an hour just to confirm a simple query.

Go Devils! Well, I mean Kings.

Goodbye Martin (I cry like a little French bitch) Brodeur. Maybe when you're inducted into the Hall of Fame in 2013 you could do the honourable thing and hand your plaque over to Scott Stevens. Then suck his dick on prime-time television.

Haha. Go L.A. Hah!


Goo Kings Goo. Respect my authoritah!

[Spunky]

That boarding penalty killed them,looks like The Kings will be champs

[NaughtyRob]

Go Kings (because I am a Penguins fan)

[garce]

I can't resist doing this:

I am Martin (a typical crybaby French "Man" who continues to wear a smirk as if he actually earned it...) Brodeur, and I now will retire after losing to Les Rois du Anges Perdu because my team sucks and I have no Scott Stevens to clear those big scary men away from my crease.

I know we made it far this year, but these guys are losers and cannot get me another cup - a cup which would be le plus important and le most special-est(ist) cup I did not actually earn on my own. I miss the days of Luc Robitaille and the pizza commercials that we made together. Je me souviens de ces chaises en cuir. Pardon moi!

I often think we should make commercial about da chair instead of da pizza, but I have to go witt da guys who pays me. Shitty pizza, but good chair. How you say "bon vieux temps?" Old time? Les petites choses... Let's move on...

Dem days would have Scott Stevens clearing les homme away from da crease and make my life easy so I can look good for da camera and obtenir all kinds of bonnes statistiques. Pas de buts contre Martin avec Scott Stevens sur la glace! Jours très bons - très bons jeux. You pick! Ha ha ha!

Aujourd'hui? Non pas tant.

Fuck you Martin. Demain, vous prenez votre retraite. Au revoir. Buh bye.

Its four to nothing for L.A. and I have to walk my dog. He wants to go out real bad. Besides, it hockey. Its June. Fucking stupid and pointless.

[JFK]

Originally Posted by garce

Besides, it hockey. Its June. Fucking stupid and pointless.

yeah man, tiresome' let's get it the fuck over with

[garce]

I'm in a great mood now! I got over Gretzky beating the Leafs a long time ago - the Kings should have beaten Patrick WahWahWah! in 1993. It took awhile, but...



Its another perfect day! I LOVE L.A. Good. Fucking. Job. Yay! LOL! Joy! Bliss!

Ok, its a sarcastic song - and the pathetically untalented plastic Lee Ritenour is playing guitar in this video, but damn! The Kings won the cup! ROFL! Good for those young men - they earned it.

Boobies!

Bye, bye, Martin!

[Far-L]

Originally Posted by NaughtyRob

Go Kings (because I am a Penguins fan)

Same, and Scuderi might have left the Pens, which is unfortunate but forgiveable, but at least he could help get the Cup which is fortunate for the Kings but unforgiveable that he started working on his acting career after that hit when the camera caught him looking for a ref to feel sorry for him.

[Fap]

Nice prediction ;)

[Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Originally Posted by garce

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[Choopa_Pardo]

what outcome did you predict again?

[Rebel D]

25 Canadians on the roster that i counted