MMA makes it to the elementary schoolyard (VIDEO) - GoFuckYourself.com

$5 submissions · 06-16-2012, 05:04 PM

Just goes to show you that with the popularity of MMA nowadays, the old school ways of throwing hay makers has gone out the window. Size doesn't matter. Technique and heart do.

Major (Tom) · 06-16-2012, 05:28 PM

heh lil niger (note the word niger because he could be fron niger) thinks that fighting is what mayweather does. White boy STOMP
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T34K1DD · 06-16-2012, 06:02 PM

Wow. When I was a kid it rarely went past a push and a couple punches

Tijuana_Tom · 06-16-2012, 06:12 PM

Another nonsense thread.

You getting paid $1 for these?

seeandsee · 06-16-2012, 06:18 PM

serious fight, not like fake shit in MMA

Tijuana_Tom · 06-16-2012, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

serious fight, not like fake shit in MMA

Just Alex · 06-16-2012, 06:55 PM

Nig got served. Im surprised his friends didn't jump much smaller ginger bread kid.

Did Jamal and his mom end up suing ISD for racism?

NetHorse · 06-16-2012, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

Nig got served. Im surprised his friends didn't jump much smaller ginger bread kid.

Did Jamal and his mom end up suing ISD for racism?

Shut the fuck up.

rogueteens · 06-16-2012, 07:40 PM

Should have worn a belt.

kane · 06-16-2012, 07:49 PM

A while back Howard Stern had Tito Ortiz on. Howard asked him what advice he would give someone about training to fight to be a badass. Tito told him high school wrestling. If someone comes at you, take them to the ground and choke them out. Most people get off their feet and they are fucked.

Just Alex · 06-16-2012, 07:49 PM

Pretty obvious - white kid cheated.

CurrentlySober · 06-17-2012, 01:26 AM

Sounded like the kid doing the commentary was getting sexually excited

Major (Tom) · 06-17-2012, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

Nig got served. Im surprised his friends didn't jump much smaller ginger bread kid.

Did Jamal and his mom end up suing ISD for racism?

lol!!! I was surprised no one jumped in but you know what they were going for when they wanted to stand them up
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Major (Tom) · 06-17-2012, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by kane

A while back Howard Stern had Tito Ortiz on. Howard asked him what advice he would give someone about training to fight to be a badass. Tito told him high school wrestling. If someone comes at you, take them to the ground and choke them out. Most people get off their feet and they are fucked.

fuck yea wrestler here!
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DamianJ · 06-17-2012, 02:17 AM

Is MMA now rolling around on the floor like you want to get the other guy to suck you off?

Major (Tom) · 06-17-2012, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Is MMA now rolling around on the floor like you want to get the other guy to suck you off?

really? common
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$5 submissions · 06-17-2012, 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

Should have worn a belt.

Good observation. Quite a bit of energy was put into pulling those pants up instead of other more pressing matters.

Major (Tom) · 06-17-2012, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Good observation. Quite a bit of energy was put into pulling those pants up instead of other more pressing matters.

ohh, he was keeping it real.
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Shotsie · 06-17-2012, 03:53 AM

MMA techniques? Looks like a typical schoolyard fight to me. If that black kid was smart he would've grabbed him by that long-ass hair, he could've done anything he wanted to him if he got ahold of that hair.

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Originally Posted by kane

A while back Howard Stern had Tito Ortiz on. Howard asked him what advice he would give someone about training to fight to be a badass. Tito told him high school wrestling. If someone comes at you, take them to the ground and choke them out. Most people get off their feet and they are fucked.

Yeah, that sounds pretty accurate. Every kid I grew up with that wrestled in high school was a tough bastard. Might've had something to do with the fact that my high school had one of the best wrestling programs in the state, though.

John-ACWM · 06-17-2012, 07:54 AM

What a stupid gang.

Just Alex · 06-17-2012, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Shotsie

MMA techniques? Looks like a typical schoolyard fight to me. If that black kid was smart he would've grabbed him by that long-ass hair, he could've done anything he wanted to him if he got ahold of that hair.

Yeah, that sounds pretty accurate. Every kid I grew up with that wrestled in high school was a tough bastard. Might've had something to do with the fact that my high school had one of the best wrestling programs in the state, though.

If Jamal was smart he would have sent his cousins to do drive-by. Thats how real men take care of bidzness in da hood.

Major (Tom) · 06-17-2012, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

If Jamal was smart he would have sent his cousins to do drive-by. Thats how real men take care of bidzness in da hood.

yea really no such thing as a fair fight. All these homies have left is their swiss cheese like pride & if you add one more hole to that it becomes a 6 on 1 a few days later.
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CyberHustler · 06-17-2012, 04:16 PM

Spot the white boys in this thread who weren't as fortunate when they tried

Major (Tom) · 06-17-2012, 04:30 PM

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Spot the white boys in this thread who weren't as fortunate when they tried

not me brah, wrestler here. I never sit & jab with a knuckle dragger. Shoot in for a double or a low single & he's on his back.
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CyberHustler · 06-17-2012, 04:46 PM

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not me brah, wrestler here. I never sit & jab with a knuckle dragger. Shoot in for a double or a low single & he's on his back.
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My dude, there's no doubt you've gotten your ass handed to you by at least one big bad black dude. You can fool these other people if you want

Major (Tom) · 06-17-2012, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler

My dude, there's no doubt you've gotten your ass handed to you by at least one big bad black dude. You can fool these other people if you want

I've gotten lit up by a big mookie sparring but never in a 1 on one fight.
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Just Alex · 06-17-2012, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler

My dude, there's no doubt you've gotten your ass handed to you by at least one big bad black dude. You can fool these other people if you want

You sound so desperate. First its Egyptians, now school yard bullies.

Just Alex · 06-17-2012, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

I've gotten lit up by a big mookie sparring but never in a 1 on one fight.
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Never seen black kids 1 on 1. Mostly trash talk or ganging up.

CyberHustler · 06-17-2012, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

I've gotten lit up by a big mookie sparring

Explains a lot

Major (Tom) · 06-17-2012, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

Never seen black kids 1 on 1. Mostly trash talk or ganging up.

one thing our coach taught us in wrestling every time we went up against an inner city team was "If you turn up the heat chocolate melts." I have never heard a more accurate saying.
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Major (Tom) · 06-17-2012, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler

Explains a lot

it's sparring dude. A lot of times you get in the ring with a good boxer, black, white, mexican & of course you get your bell rung. That's fighting. That happens to everyone.
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Just Alex · 06-17-2012, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

one thing our coach taught us in wrestling every time we went up against an inner city team was "If you turn up the heat chocolate melts." I have never heard a more accurate saying.
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Sounds about right. Can't talk their way out with gang signs or trash talk.

Shotsie · 06-17-2012, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

one thing our coach taught us in wrestling every time we went up against an inner city team was "If you turn up the heat chocolate melts." I have never heard a more accurate saying.
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Did your school ever make it to the state championships?

Major (Tom) · 06-17-2012, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Shotsie

Did your school ever make it to the state championships?

well it goes by individals. Several people we wrestled with went on to states, the nfl (jim finn) & the olympics (steve mocco) etc. I never placed in states. I was good but not state champ good.
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Shotsie · 06-17-2012, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

well it goes by individals. Several people we wrestled with went on to states, the nfl (jim finn) & the olympics (steve mocco) etc. I never placed in states. I was good but not state champ good.
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Ahh, I never wrestled, so I didn't know how it worked. I was gonna say, you might've wrestled a couple dudes I knew.

Just Alex · 06-17-2012, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

well it goes by individals. Several people we wrestled with went on to states, the nfl (jim finn) & the olympics (steve mocco) etc. I never placed in states. I was good but not state champ good.
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CyberHustler won the Olympics. 4 different weight categories on the same day.

Just because he's black.

$5 submissions · 06-17-2012, 07:37 PM

do those jiujitsu schools have a minimum age requirement?

Major (Tom) · 06-17-2012, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Shotsie

Ahh, I never wrestled, so I didn't know how it worked. I was gonna say, you might've wrestled a couple dudes I knew.

I probably did. Greatest sport. It changed my life. I had friends come back from boot camp & said it was a joke compared to wrestling practice. Right now I'm getting back in shape after a pretty bad bout with pnuemonia. I sacked on 25 lbs from the anti inflamatories, but once I loose that I'm off to Thailand with Phil Baroni for a month training there. Should be fun. Back in the gym tomorrow. kind of sucks, as there is something liberating about a bulbus waistline & being able to eat & drink like a Roman.
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fuzebox · 06-17-2012, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

do those jiujitsu schools have a minimum age requirement?

I've seen schools advertising classes for kids aged 6-8, and even some as low as 4.

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