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07-24-2012, 12:10 PM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Does this make me weird? (Nothing to do with poo...)
I'm thinking back to various points in my life, regarding if I was out of order or not... I'm stuck on this one...
When my GF got her belly button pierced, with a ring years ago, the first thing that I did, was to thread an eight foot piece of string thru it, and proceed to run around a crowded grocery store (AT FULL SPEED, IN AMONGST THE SHOPPERS) holding the end of it... Had she not kept up, or tripped, or bumped into an shopper, it would have ripped the belly ring out of her... Was I unfair? |
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07-24-2012, 12:11 PM
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Thanks for the laugh!
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07-24-2012, 12:13 PM
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07-24-2012, 12:35 PM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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07-24-2012, 12:40 PM
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who doesn't do that?
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07-24-2012, 12:41 PM
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Thats cool ? Cause no one 'Got Hurt' eh? Tell yah man... You BRITS make me FUCKING SICK! Yeah yeah with UR UK is GREAT - God Save The Queen - and WE HOST DER OLIIIMMPIXXX.. DERRHHHH........ Well, I'd FUCKING hate to be your GF! All GFY BS aside, your FUCKING WELL OUT OF ORDER MATE !!! Behave ! RESPECT WOMEN ! - DONT BE AN OTTOPOTTOPOO!!! |
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07-24-2012, 12:43 PM
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Thats partly why SHE LEFT ME! |
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07-24-2012, 12:45 PM
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I sense poo here
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07-24-2012, 12:46 PM
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see you later, I'm gone
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Why in hell would you want to be one of them? .
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07-24-2012, 01:08 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Put a hook in your ceiling and pull her belly up with a strong fishing line..chicks dig that sort of thing
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07-24-2012, 01:21 PM
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there's no $$$ in porn
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The question is: did she agree with you doing that? or did you force it on her?
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07-24-2012, 01:37 PM
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Thing is, she was me WOMAN yo? Me bitch, me whore, me skank, me slag etc... I'm sure you know what I mean... Therefore I didnt NEED her tio agree to anything.. She just DID it... Cause she was... Female... and er... You know... That kinda shit? Like when I told her to go out and do at least 603 pornos, she just DID it... and gave me all the money... But thats what a bitch is for? Yeah? Perhaps some ladies of GFY would care to chime in with their 'Opinions' LOL  |
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07-24-2012, 01:39 PM
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 if she can't handle a little pain and blood in the supermarket, you are much better off without her anyway, I mean if you aren't normal??? Nobody is IMO
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07-24-2012, 01:40 PM
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07-24-2012, 01:44 PM
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Believe me... I tried ! I REALLY tried... But she kept up with me... ! When i was 'Out Of Puff' (So to speak) she laughed at me, cause she didn't fall over... She stopped laughing however, when I puncher her in the tit, and then kicked her in the Jaw while she was on the floor n shit... But as they say, thats another story...  |
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07-24-2012, 01:48 PM
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proof or ban
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07-24-2012, 01:52 PM
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I mean... Who HASNT beaten the crap out of their bitch, when she.. 1) DESERVED IT... ??? & 2) COULDN'T FIGHT BACK... ??? Be a REAL MAN and ADMIT IT! |
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07-24-2012, 01:57 PM
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If she was screaming at you to stop and the only reason she was running was to ensure that this newly created hole stayed intact, then yes. You were an ass. Or arse. Depending on which side of the pond you were on at the time.
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07-24-2012, 02:01 PM
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 Huhh Huuhhhh You said " Newly Created Hole!!! " huhhhh huhhh |
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07-24-2012, 02:04 PM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Thank you. I shall ! |
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07-24-2012, 02:08 PM
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Yep. It makes you weird. Welcome.
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07-24-2012, 02:19 PM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Well catch you all in the morning...
Time for a mug of warm milk, a long walk up the wooden stairs to bedford shire, and then 'Tatty Splats' all night... Night all... Its gone ten at night, so its well past my bedtime... Sweet dreams xxx |
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