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scuba steve · 07-20-2012, 05:40 PM

So interesting thread the other day got me thinking...someone asked if our gf got a trashy tattoo would you break up with her? So I wondered if your dog couldn't get along with your gf how long would try to make it work? Dated girls before and my dog would always be eyeing them, barking at them if they moved suddenly. Needless to say girls would feel uncomfortable and would be hard to have them over. Anyone have protective dogs?

L-Pink · 07-20-2012, 05:43 PM

I have a very jealous dog that will park herself in front of a girl and howl. Pretty funny.

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ShoeBox · 07-20-2012, 05:43 PM

that's funny

Kiopa_Matt · 07-20-2012, 05:43 PM

My dogs are very protective / defensive, but only until I let them know the other person is friendly. If someone they don't recognize comes to the house, they can expect to have the dogs tell them to fuck off. Once I let the dogs know the person is friendly, all is well.

Well, except for the vet. They hate the vet. That's the guy that sticks needles in them!

Spunky · 07-20-2012, 05:47 PM

Better call Caesar the Dog whisperer..He knows

L-Pink · 07-20-2012, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ShoeBox

that's funny

She also places herself between a new female and myself. She's real gentle though and really likes anyone after a week or so.

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geedub · 07-20-2012, 06:25 PM

My dog cock blocks me every chance she gets, if chicks don't like dogs they usually hate my house.

anexsia · 07-20-2012, 06:28 PM

I was dating a girl and we were making out on my couch when my old dog came by us (was a jack russell) and he lifted his leg up and pissed all over her shoes that were sitting right there...I couldn't stop cracking up

Elli · 07-20-2012, 06:33 PM

I had a rescue dog that was terrified of men. She made a few of my male visitors feel like convicted criminals, that's for sure. No matter how gentle they were, she would jump every time they stood up or even looked at her. My current dog is a love-slut and loves all over any man who will look at her. Except anyone carrying mail or the Orkin man. They are her mortal enemies.

ninavain · 07-20-2012, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

She also places herself between a new female and myself. She's real gentle though and really likes anyone after a week or so.

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garce · 07-20-2012, 06:49 PM

Next time, try English. I don't even know what that is.

ninavain · 07-20-2012, 06:52 PM

my girl never had dogs growing up and I got my english bulldog...she fell in love with Bruce the bulldog..now we have 10 bullies and breed them professionally for the past 2 years

Rochard · 07-20-2012, 06:53 PM

My dog is a pet and that's that. If I was in love with a woman and felt that strongly about it, the dog would go.

This is my first dog, about eight years now, great experience. Black lab, got her very well trained really.

scuba steve · 07-20-2012, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

My dog is a pet and that's that. If I was in love with a woman and felt that strongly about it, the dog would go.

This is my first dog, about eight years now, great experience. Black lab, got her very well trained really.

Really?? I mean I guess I see where you are coming from but my dog is basically my first born. Definitely glad that they get along but I'm just reflecting on past girls. And if a girl really made me pick I'd prolly side with my dog without a second thought

scuba steve · 07-20-2012, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by garce

Next time, try English. I don't even know what that is.

Sorry wrote it on the iPad. Didn't really spell check

baddog · 07-20-2012, 08:57 PM

I got Buddy from my girlfriend. They both know how they fit in the equation.

ottopottomouse · 07-20-2012, 08:58 PM

Would only get rid of a dog for a baby.

trevesty · 07-20-2012, 09:03 PM

If my GSD doesn't like you, there's probably a good reason for it... so yes, I'll dump/cut ties.

beerptrol · 07-20-2012, 09:59 PM

I'd get rid of the gf before I'd get rid of a dog. Dogs seem to be a good judge of character, loyal, and great company.

Paul Markham · 07-20-2012, 11:56 PM

Yes. My first dog, also called Rajah, was very jealous. He wouldn't let a GF sit next to me, he tried to get in between. He would bark at my Father if he sat next to my Mum. If he shouted at one of us boys, the fog would growl and the hair would stand up on his back.

He once attacked a man who shouted at me, the man was about to attack me. Didn't see the dog until he hit him.

eroticsexxx · 07-21-2012, 07:10 AM

If my dogs don't trust a person, I don't.

Tried, tested and proven.

Smart little buggers they are.

baddog · 07-21-2012, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

He once attacked a man who shouted at me, the man was about to attack me. Didn't see the dog until he hit him.

You need to take better control of your animal.

just a punk · 07-21-2012, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Kiopa_Matt

My dogs are very protective / defensive, but only until I let them know the other person is friendly. If someone they don't recognize comes to the house, they can expect to have the dogs tell them to fuck off. Once I let the dogs know the person is friendly, all is well.

Well, except for the vet. They hate the vet. That's the guy that sticks needles in them!

This is applies to every normal dog (don't mean those puppet-like small creatures chihuahua). They do defend their master and the really hate the vets

Dirty F · 07-21-2012, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I have a very jealous dog that will park herself in front of a girl and howl. Pretty funny.

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You need to talk to Cesar.

tony286 · 07-21-2012, 10:50 AM

If I was single considering my dog would lay her life in front of mine without a thought. The dog stays the girls goes. Also dogs have a real sense about people if the dog don't like her there is probably a good reason.

scuba steve · 07-21-2012, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by eroticsexxx

If my dogs don't trust a person, I don't.

Tried, tested and proven.

Smart little buggers they are.

Yeah I totally buy into this after seeing how mine has acted around certain people before

07-20-2012, 05:40 PM	#1
scuba steve Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: i'm in miami bitch Posts: 1,888	For dog owners So interesting thread the other day got me thinking...someone asked if our gf got a trashy tattoo would you break up with her? So I wondered if your dog couldn't get along with your gf how long would try to make it work? Dated girls before and my dog would always be eyeing them, barking at them if they moved suddenly. Needless to say girls would feel uncomfortable and would be hard to have them over. Anyone have protective dogs?

07-20-2012, 05:43 PM	#4
Kiopa_Matt Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,448	My dogs are very protective / defensive, but only until I let them know the other person is friendly. If someone they don't recognize comes to the house, they can expect to have the dogs tell them to fuck off. Once I let the dogs know the person is friendly, all is well. Well, except for the vet. They hate the vet. That's the guy that sticks needles in them! __________________ xMarkPro -- Ultimate Blog Network Management Streamline your marketing operations. Centralize management of domains, pages, Wordpress blogs, sponsors, link codes, media items, sales and traffic statistics, plus more!

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07-20-2012, 05:43 PM	#2
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,152	I have a very jealous dog that will park herself in front of a girl and howl. Pretty funny. .

07-20-2012, 05:43 PM	#3
ShoeBox So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2012 Location: Brazil Posts: 2,056	that's funny

07-20-2012, 06:28 PM	#8
anexsia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 5,735	I was dating a girl and we were making out on my couch when my old dog came by us (was a jack russell) and he lifted his leg up and pissed all over her shoes that were sitting right there...I couldn't stop cracking up

07-20-2012, 06:49 PM	#11
garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	Next time, try English. I don't even know what that is.

07-20-2012, 06:52 PM	#12
ninavain So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 6,268	my girl never had dogs growing up and I got my english bulldog...she fell in love with Bruce the bulldog..now we have 10 bullies and breed them professionally for the past 2 years

07-20-2012, 06:53 PM	#13
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 72,857	My dog is a pet and that's that. If I was in love with a woman and felt that strongly about it, the dog would go. This is my first dog, about eight years now, great experience. Black lab, got her very well trained really. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,090	I got Buddy from my girlfriend. They both know how they fit in the equation.

07-20-2012, 08:58 PM	#17
ottopottomouse She is ugly, bad luck. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,177	Would only get rid of a dog for a baby. __________________ ↑ see post ↑ 13101

07-20-2012, 09:03 PM	#18
trevesty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Midwest Posts: 3,802	If my GSD doesn't like you, there's probably a good reason for it... so yes, I'll dump/cut ties.

07-20-2012, 09:59 PM	#19
beerptrol Confirmed Asshole Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Half way between sobriety and fubar. Posts: 12,722	I'd get rid of the gf before I'd get rid of a dog. Dogs seem to be a good judge of character, loyal, and great company. __________________ “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.” -- Ulysses S. Grant

07-20-2012, 11:56 PM	#20
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Yes. My first dog, also called Rajah, was very jealous. He wouldn't let a GF sit next to me, he tried to get in between. He would bark at my Father if he sat next to my Mum. If he shouted at one of us boys, the fog would growl and the hair would stand up on his back. He once attacked a man who shouted at me, the man was about to attack me. Didn't see the dog until he hit him. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

07-21-2012, 07:10 AM	#21
eroticsexxx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Nassau, Bahamas Posts: 3,133	If my dogs don't trust a person, I don't. Tried, tested and proven. Smart little buggers they are. __________________

07-21-2012, 10:50 AM	#25
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	If I was single considering my dog would lay her life in front of mine without a thought. The dog stays the girls goes. Also dogs have a real sense about people if the dog don't like her there is probably a good reason.