9 Steps To Identify Liberals - GoFuckYourself.com

2MuchMark · 07-25-2012, 09:18 AM

I Lol'ed at the first one..

http://redneckrepublican.wordpress.c...tify-liberals/

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1. Minorities. Don?t ask me why, but the vast majority of hahahahahahasblacks and chinksasians vote Democrat, and therefore they are making their liberal bias known to the rest of the world. I have talked to them, but these people are just plain stupid! They cannot understand for example the greatness of the war in Iraq, and are focused on WMD rather than the larger plan. So point one in the Liberal Identification System is to write off minorities as liberals. They are really not worth our time. After all, there is a reason that the founding fathers made the White House white.

2. French. French people are probably some of the most arrogant and ungrateful people in the world. They would speaking German right now it it were not for us. And how do they pay us back? They defied Saint Bush in the run up for the Iraqi War. It is unbelievable to me that after 5 years after the war began, they still cannot see the wisdom of the war. French people must be blind or stupid, but either way, one thing is clear, they are liberals.

3. People with accents. I just got back from Europe, and they all tried to speak to me in English. Despite their efforts, their English was HORRIBLE. They really need to practice more if they ever want to get in good with me and other conservatives. Plus you know that God speaks English perfectly. Heck, I don?t even think that God can understand some of these retard Europeans.

When I was in the airports in Europe, I noticed one thing right away. You don?t have to remove your shoes at airport security. These people are clueless. Removing our shoes is like a ritual to fight away terrorists and evil. It is a communion against terrorism. Since we have started removing our shoes at the airport, has there been another 9/11? Case closed. I felt like teaching them the American way, but I knew they would never understand. Why? Because they are all liberals.

4. College Professors. This is a special and perhaps the most dangerous breed of liberals because they are educating our young people. That?s the scary part. They devise these wicked curriculums, and the underlying goal is to get young people to think and use logic undermining key Republican and conservative ideals.

Think about this. Many of Saint Bush?s economic advisers come from American universities. And these liberals are piping the same old lies. Our economy is in recession, the dollar is weak, the price of oil is rising, and federal spending is out of control. It makes me laugh. We all know the truth. Our economy is strong, the dollar is strong, price of gas is falling, and Saint Bush?s government is the most frugal in the world. There is only one conclusion to make. College professors are liberals.

5. Charities. Is there any doubt that Bill Gates is a liberal? He quits his day job to give away his money to improve world health. This is such a stupid idea I am not sure where to start. If I had that kind of dough, I would stop working so I could have more time to spend it. I really wish that Gates had called me, because I could have found a lot more fun ways to spend his money.

Worse yet. World health? I have already demonstrated that non Americans are liberals. So why in the world would we want to help them? In a subtle way, Gates is aiding the enemy by helping non Americans. Ultimately, Gates will get his punishment, but either way, charities such as these are chock full of bleeding heart liberals. They are probably the worst kind.

6. Non Christians ? God doesn?t like non Christians and God does not like liberals either. Don?t you see that the two go together? God sent down his one and only son to save the world, and these non Christians are choosing to ignore God?s generosity. There is only one place for these people in God?s eyes, and in my eyes too.

7. Immigrants. Just another bunch of free loading poor people that don?t speak English. They want us to treat them as equals. HAHAHA. Fat chance, hermano. You guys need to go back to your disgusting little country, enter legally, get a legal American job, learn English, pay taxes, and maybe just maybe, we will treat you with a certain level of respect. Furthermore, any sign that you also might be a liberal, and your butt is out of here. Got that, Pedro?

8. Writers. What does the liberal media consist of? Writers. Lots of them. I know this is a slippery slope, because not all writers are liberals, but almost all of them are. It is a fair bet that if someone is writing a piece and it is not for Fox News, then they are feeding the liberal media machine. If it were not for the liberal media, our soldiers would be home, and the war of terror would be won. The war of terror is a war of emboldenment, and every slimy piece they write further emboldens the enemy. Remember Abu Ghraib? Of course you do, and so do the terrorist. What about Guantanomo Bay? The liberal media keeps on printing this stuff, and we will never win the war on terror, and our children will never be safe.

9. Hollywood. We have a dilemma as conservatives. I like my action movies as much as the next guy, but the people behind these films are liberals with a capital L. I have actually considered boycotting movies but it just isn?t any fun, even though every time I know that I am putting more money in a liberal?s pocket. Why can?t someone come out with some great movies by conservatives? Enough is enough already.

After having traveled Europe, there is one thing that is clear. The world is full of liberals. So this is just a humble beginning at weeding out the good people from the bad. God?s job is much easier figuring out who does to heaven or hell.

I don't know if this is a joke or not... but I laughed anyway.

bronco67 · 07-25-2012, 09:33 AM

It's a joke by a liberal making fun of conservatives who think they know how to spot a liberal.

HushMoney · 07-25-2012, 10:01 AM

comments are great too! Great Parody!

bronco67 · 07-25-2012, 10:07 AM

That site is a joke, but its not too far from reality for a lot of people who live down south. What's funny about some of those idiots is that they side with Republicans, but live in a fucking run-down shack with a broken down car on blocks in the front yard.

Si · 07-25-2012, 10:26 AM

The comments are golden!

Shit does that make me a liberal?

mce · 07-25-2012, 06:13 PM

I saw the cruel irony in all this, does that make me a liberal? Sheesh, I hope not (wink)

tony286 · 07-25-2012, 06:23 PM

I love when they talk about ca the left coast but that's where Reagan and Nixon came from.

ColBigBalls · 07-25-2012, 07:16 PM

I love the proper use of the English language.

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Si Such Fun! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,900	The comments are golden! Shit does that make me a liberal?

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	I love when they talk about ca the left coast but that's where Reagan and Nixon came from.

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