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Old 08-03-2012, 07:08 AM   #1
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Happy Watermelon Day!
enjoy! (everybody not just black people)

Always on August 3rd

This big fruit deserves it's own big day. And, so we give pause to celebrate watermelons on National Watermelon Day. Sweet and tasty, watermelons are one of summer's favorite fruit. It's standard fare at picnics. While watermelon is over 90% water, it sure tastes good. And, what picnic would be complete without a seed spitting contest?

Our research was unable to establish this day a a true national day (which requires an act of congress). We also have not uncovered the origin of this day. we suspect it originated by an agricultural organization, or perhaps a wild and crazy watermelon fan.

Please don't limit your consumption of watermelon to just this month. Stores carry watermelon twelve months of the year.
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Old 08-03-2012, 07:17 AM   #2
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Had one of these last night. Not bad.

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Old 08-03-2012, 07:18 AM   #3
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$1.97 for a full-size seedless melon here in Niagara region yesterday (local grown).

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I freaking LOVE watermelon! Already had a couple so far this season but gonna see if I can get one for this fine day of recognition
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july 6th you missed it.
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Its amazing how thirst quenching this fruit is. When are Peach and Pineapple days? I don't want to miss those.
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Its amazing how thirst quenching this fruit is. When are Peach and Pineapple days? I don't want to miss those.
april 13th peach cobbler day

National Pineapple Upside-Down Cake Day april 20th

we missed them ill make some anyway
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I'm going to celebrate with a karpussy - a Greek watermelon cocktail made up by my adorable boyfriend. Mmmm... Greek.
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My wife had some of her friends over for lunch today and when I got off from work I had water melon at home because two of the girls brought whole watermelon's to my wife's lunch.

I wasn't aware there was a holiday.
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I had fried chicken for lunch yesterday to make up for my oversight.
Forgot the watermelon though.
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Have one in my fridge, great to cool off.
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According to Wikipedia:
Watermelon (Citrullus lanatus (Thunb.), family Cucurbitaceae) is a vine-like (scrambler and trailer) flowering plant originally from southern Africa. Its fruit, which is also called watermelon, is a special kind referred to by botanists as a pepo, a berry which has a thick rind (exocarp) and fleshy center (mesocarp and endocarp).
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Man, Im two days late to celebrate... Shall have a post holiday slice anyways.
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