paul markham in here please!!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Roald · 08-06-2012, 05:02 PM

I cant sleep and figured reading some of your walls of text might help...

Thanks!!!

Ps feel free to copy paste!

MaDalton · 08-06-2012, 05:03 PM

just do a jiggsaw

Roald · 08-06-2012, 05:04 PM

No jiggsaws around.....

Fat Panda · 08-06-2012, 05:07 PM

paging paul

Roald · 08-06-2012, 05:09 PM

Fuck my battery is almost dead......

Struggle4Bucks · 08-06-2012, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald

I cant sleep and figured reading some of your walls of text might help...

Thanks!!!

Ps feel free to copy paste!

slaap kindje slaap... daar buiten loopt een schaap
een schaap met witte voetjes... die drinkt zn melk zo zoetjes...

beter?:-)

Roald · 08-06-2012, 05:16 PM

Een beetje ja, ga door......

Freaky_Akula · 08-06-2012, 05:25 PM

YES! Let's trap him in this thread!

Struggle4Bucks · 08-06-2012, 05:27 PM

ahh fuck... hoe ging ie ook alweer verder... is alweer een tijdje terug dat mams aan mn bedje zat liedjes te zingen... ik hoor nu alleen nog maar hetzelfde liedje: "kind zoek toch eens een fatsoenlijke baan" en "ga toch eens op tijd naar bed"

Penny24Seven · 08-06-2012, 05:36 PM

you will give yourself nightmares though

MrCain · 08-06-2012, 05:37 PM

Masturbate.

wehateporn · 08-06-2012, 06:21 PM

Here you are Roald, someone should bottle this and sell it

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=%22paul+markham... zine+traffic

TheSquealer · 08-06-2012, 07:05 PM

Hope this helps:

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anexsia · 08-06-2012, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

Hope this helps:

$3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me by running into oncoming traffic.

just got back from doing the jigsaw and walking the wife. $3000

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ShoeBox · 08-06-2012, 08:52 PM

Paul Markham's ambush interview https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=439960&page=2

amacontent · 08-06-2012, 09:35 PM

Just make a post porn is alive and well and he will show up.Its like putting chum in the ocean for sharks.

DamageX · 08-06-2012, 09:42 PM

Don't feed the trolls...

epitome · 08-06-2012, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

Don't feed the trolls...

Sad part is he isn't even a troll. He believes what he says and thinks he is a know it all.

epitome · 08-06-2012, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

Hope this helps:

$3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me by running into oncoming traffic.

That about sums it up. Only thing you forgot was him practically begging for money here...even though he is so successful.

PornDiscounts-R · 08-06-2012, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837

you will give yourself nightmares though

baddog · 08-06-2012, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks

slaap kindje slaap... daar buiten loopt een schaap
een schaap met witte voetjes... die drinkt zn melk zo zoetjes...

beter?:-)

Don't know Dutch, but a lullaby?

B.Barnato · 08-06-2012, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShoeBox

Paul Markham's ambush interview https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=439960&page=2

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I'm trying out different things with the tours and driving traffic to learn what works and what does not. Lots of people are offering to take it over and manage, run or help. But if I let others do it I will not learn myself.

DamageX · 08-07-2012, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

Sad part is he isn't even a troll. He believes what he says and thinks he is a know it all.

The two aren't mutually exclusive.

ShoeBox · 08-07-2012, 12:11 AM

R.I.P Paul you were a funny old fuck

DamageX · 08-07-2012, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShoeBox

R.I.P Paul you were a funny old fuck

Delusional != funny.

In fact more like pitiful.

martinsc · 08-07-2012, 12:19 AM

myjah · 08-07-2012, 05:50 AM

Hmm, couldn't sleep last night either. I just put on some Soccer...totally put me to sleep. ;)

candyflip · 08-07-2012, 05:52 AM

This first paragraph is this is a hoot. I haven't gotten past it yet, so I'm assuming the rest of it will be just as entertaining.

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=439960

spazlabz · 08-07-2012, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

The two aren't mutually exclusive.

QFT

Struggle4Bucks · 08-07-2012, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Don't know Dutch, but a lullaby?

Yes that`s a ducth lullaby:-)

I will try to translate it for you in a way that it still ryhmes:

Sleep child sleep
outside is walking a sheep
A sheep with white feet
that drinks his milk so sweet

hahahaha anyone here need translation work to be done?

I just found new business opportunities

baddog · 08-07-2012, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks

Yes that`s a ducth lullaby:-)

I will try to translate it for you in a way that it still ryhmes:

Sleep child sleep
outside is walking a sheep
A sheep with white feet
that drinks his milk so sweet

hahahaha anyone here need translation work to be done?

I just found new business opportunities

Contact Hallmark Cards.

Coup · 08-07-2012, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam

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Roald · 08-07-2012, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

Hope this helps:

$3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me by running into oncoming traffic.

Going to read this in a bit, looks like a winner. Thanks

Quote:

Originally Posted by myjah

Hmm, couldn't sleep last night either. I just put on some fake football...totally put me to sleep. ;)

There I fixed it for you

piers30 · 08-07-2012, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam

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Don't fall asleep , just get cocoa , get in front of tv and watch Olympics.

ilnjscb · 08-07-2012, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

Hope this helps:

$3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me by running into oncoming traffic.

Remind me never to piss this guy off

ShoeBox · 08-07-2012, 03:56 PM

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08-06-2012, 05:02 PM	#1
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08-06-2012, 07:05 PM	#13
TheSquealer BANNED Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In Your Head Posts: 25,080	Hope this helps: $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me. $3000.00, magazines, 34 years, retired successfully, young wife, you're stupid, you don't know anything, magic join links, tubes killed porn, everyone is dumb, i'm a genius, i'm the best photographer out there, i'm not a photographer - i'm a pornographer, I live off the government, I retired a successful business man, my wife needs a part time job to eat, I love life, I spend all day on GFY, $3000.00, $3000.00, $3000.00, free porn killed the business, i know all about marketing but can't sell porn to consumers, traffic is super easy, but I have none, no one buys anything, my content is great, all other content is mediocre to bad, few buy my content, no one could pay me what i'm worth, thats why i went out of business, my dog tries to put himself to sleep just to get away from me by running into oncoming traffic. __________________ . 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