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08-13-2012, 10:01 AM
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in a van by the river
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Get stranded on jet ski, swim 3 miles = criminal tresspass
LOL you just can't make this shit up..
This guy is out drinking with friends on jet skis. He gets separated from his buddies and his jet ski breaks down. He swims 3 miles at night climbs a 8 foot security fence and manages to get past a multi million dollar security system at JFK airport. Makes it across the run ways to a terminal to get help but gets arrested for criminal trespass. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57491856/stranded-jet-skier-breaches-jfks-$100m-security/?tag=stack Sorry that you were just trying to save your self.. next time follow the rules..  |
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08-13-2012, 10:30 AM
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So Fucking Lame
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Might have ended differently if he wasn't drinking.
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08-13-2012, 10:36 AM
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GOO!
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08-13-2012, 10:57 AM
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Registered User
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So much for JFK's security.
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08-13-2012, 11:05 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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He will get his day in court.
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08-13-2012, 11:07 AM
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I need a beer
 
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The beatnik should have been tazed and beaten
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08-13-2012, 11:07 AM
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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08-13-2012, 11:07 AM
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BANNED
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It's not like he had to pass all the warning signs and go over the fence. On one side was water - guess what? Keep walking and you get to the front side where you don't have to pass endless security notices, planes on the runway and endless warnings not to trespass
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08-13-2012, 11:09 AM
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GOO!
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