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Old 08-22-2012, 11:48 AM   #1
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Caucasians needed in China!


Crackers are needed in China. How's that for great employment opportunity?

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Believe it or not, in China white guys can get a job posing as businessmen for companies who hire them to look more international to their real partners. It?s called ?White Guy Window Dressing? and it?s apparently a very popular business tactic.

What makes this such a great job for white guys in China is that it has some really simple requirements: be white, don?t speak any Chinese, or speak at all unless asked, pretend like you just got off an airplane the day before, and look good in a suit. The people who usually go for this king of gig are part-time models and actors, English teachers and expats looking for a quick and easy paycheck. It?s called ?White Guy Window Dressing?, ?The Token White Guy Gig?, or simply the ?Face Job? and it?s so popular in China these days that there?s actually a company called Rent A Laowai (Chinese for ?foreigner?) that helps businesses improve their image by providing fake white employees or partners.
So does this mean these rednecks have a chance at cosmopolitan living?



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Old 08-22-2012, 12:01 PM   #2
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I know a girl who went and did this and now she's actually running the company she went to work for.

But initially she got hired for the reason mentioned above.
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Old 08-22-2012, 12:14 PM   #3
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Where do I email my work wanted ad?

"Long haired caucasian asshole available for token white dude position. Will work for sex with boss's daughter."

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Old 08-22-2012, 12:16 PM   #4
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Depending on the pay I would take a job like that for some extra cash.

Nice shot at some travel as well.
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Old 08-22-2012, 12:20 PM   #5
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What's the pay and where do I sign up? Can I sit there and play games on my phone, during the meetings?
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Old 08-22-2012, 12:23 PM   #6
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I have actually done this myself.
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Old 08-22-2012, 12:45 PM   #7
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nice ill be in china soon...lol
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Old 08-22-2012, 05:48 PM   #8
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Old 08-22-2012, 05:53 PM   #9
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Sounds too good to be true
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Old 08-22-2012, 05:57 PM   #10
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Old 08-22-2012, 08:08 PM   #11
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Think about all the Chinese ass you can have -- if that's your kind of thing.
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Old 08-22-2012, 09:21 PM   #12
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Where do I email my work wanted ad?

"Long haired caucasian asshole available for token white dude position. Will work for sex with boss's daughter."

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Old 08-22-2012, 09:46 PM   #13
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China is still a poor country....but there are some Caucasian countries that are not reach and would be seeking jobs.....China can use them...
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China is still a poor country....but there are some Caucasian countries that are not reach and would be seeking jobs.....China can use them...
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Old 08-22-2012, 10:04 PM   #15
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Well.I am from north Korea. I know many things about China than any of you.
If someone want to be "a fake businessmen ".just spam me http://scr.im/gentie
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Old 08-22-2012, 10:15 PM   #16
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1) You must be a mysterious person
2) You must drink too much
3) You can fuck many beautiful college students without any money and many hot grils queued want to be fuck
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Old 08-22-2012, 10:23 PM   #17
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Old 08-23-2012, 05:15 AM   #18
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Which webmaster show was this pic from?





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