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Paul Markham · 09-04-2012, 02:15 AM

I need a single banner. 1016 x 299 anyone want to help me out?

I know it's small, don't need anything else.

B.Barnato · 09-04-2012, 02:28 AM

This should be good.

Paul Markham · 09-04-2012, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

This should be good.

Not so far.

topsiteking · 09-04-2012, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Not so far.

CurrentlySober · 09-04-2012, 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Not so far.

Cause you're off form mate...

Start a new thread saying how designers these days are crap, and you could do better. Post a crap banner you have made yourself, and state its wonderful..

Then, in the ensuing chaos, say that no one could do any better, and you'll have about 100 banners to choose from...

Paul Markham · 09-04-2012, 04:22 AM

That's a good idea.

Jowebart · 09-04-2012, 05:29 AM

If you are seriously looking for a designer. Banner that size is $15.

You can find examples of my work here : http://jowebart.com

Please get in touch with me via:

eMail: [email protected]
Skype: jowebart
ICQ: 229014454

Thanks,

Jo

Jey p · 09-04-2012, 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I need a single banner. 1016 x 299 anyone want to help me out?

I know it's small, don't need anything else.

If you are still looking we can help you out.

[email protected]

Paul Markham · 09-04-2012, 07:45 AM

Thanks guys.

fris · 09-04-2012, 07:46 AM

thats a big banner ;) looks more like a header to me (size wise) i have a few i made for blogs which are 1000x180, so thats what i assume its for?

2intense · 09-04-2012, 10:36 AM

i support PAUL

edgeprod · 09-04-2012, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Jowebart

You can find examples of my work here : http://jowebart.com

"Holy reflections on fucking EVERYTHING, Batman!" ... lol, you LOVE those reflections!

Paul Markham · 09-04-2012, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

thats a big banner ;) looks more like a header to me (size wise) i have a few i made for blogs which are 1000x180, so thats what i assume its for?

You assume right sir, I'm doing a blog based on my life story in porn. Moving the stuff over from www.strictly-porn.com It will have stories from me and other people if I can get contributors. History telling people the differences between then and now. And some reviews on retro and vintage site.

Keep me busy during the winter.

The book is now running at 14,000 words and 1,000 lines and only up to 1977. Maybe two books.

DamianJ · 09-04-2012, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

You assume right sir, I'm doing a blog based on my life story in porn. Moving the stuff over from www.strictly-porn.com

Great opportunity for you to remove the content you stole. I look forward to seeing the new blog without any more stolen images on.

Ace_luffy · 09-04-2012, 01:29 PM

hit me up if still available .. im free now for work

JR_GraphicDesign · 09-04-2012, 01:37 PM

My internet browser crashed when I was reading this!

If you want the best design, hit me up Dr. Markham.

DamianJ · 09-04-2012, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by pornopete

A new well of entertainment!

I've got the draft, someone sent it to me. It's hilarious. Email me and I'll send it to you.

edgeprod · 09-04-2012, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

I've got the draft, someone sent it to me. It's hilarious. Email me and I'll send it to you.

Only Markham would try to get a designer to do a "banner" because it's cheaper than saying he wants a header/logo. Sigh!

DamianJ · 09-04-2012, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Only Markham would try to get a designer to do a "banner" because it's cheaper than saying he wants a header/logo. Sigh!

To be fair, he probably doesn't know the difference. If you look at the current blog he has, he clearly has no idea of what a blog actually is...

Paul Markham · 09-04-2012, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Only Markham would try to get a designer to do a "banner" because it's cheaper than saying he wants a header/logo. Sigh!

No problems paying, OK it's a header for a blog.

I think I have the person I need now. So will leave it for now.

edgeprod · 09-04-2012, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

To be fair, he probably doesn't know the difference. If you look at the current blog he has, he clearly has no idea of what a blog actually is...

True. Good point.

Paul Markham · 09-05-2012, 12:00 AM

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1080358

papill0n · 09-05-2012, 12:07 AM

nobody is going to buy your book

PIRIOD

bowmaster · 09-05-2012, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by papill0n

nobody is going to buy your book

PIRIOD

buy it to burn it

Paul Markham · 09-05-2012, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by bowmaster

buy it to burn it

Who cares. I'm doing it for fun. That must suck for those who have to work for a living.

johnnyloadproductions · 09-05-2012, 09:32 AM

Ahhhhh

Mr. Markham needs a fake nick just to get business done without any bullshit!

Paul Markham · 09-05-2012, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

Ahhhhh

Mr. Markham needs a fake nick just to get business done without any bullshit!

That's a good idea. Maybe I should post one of my ideas under a false nick or get someone else to post it. Then watch all the praise come in, before I tell them whose idea it is.

papill0n · 09-05-2012, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Who cares. I'm doing it for fun. That must suck for those who have to work for a living.

you spent your whole fucking life working for a living moron

u speak like your the first person to retire you insane fuck

edgeprod · 09-05-2012, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

That's a good idea. Maybe I should post one of my ideas under a false nick or get someone else to post it. Then watch all the praise come in, before I tell them whose idea it is.

No offense, but we'd suspect as soon as we heard it. They're that bad.

papill0n · 09-05-2012, 01:28 PM

paul markham = ideas expert

Paul Markham · 09-05-2012, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

No offense, but we'd suspect as soon as we heard it. They're that bad.

No offence but you're stupid.

I have said for years people need to step up on the product. Seen Babes.com, orgasms.xxx, whengirlsplay.com?

I have said Manwin would do well to buy some of the big offline names. Now it probably wasn't my idea, but we were thinking along the same lines.

I have said for years people need to pay for better shooters. Do you see good or bad shooters surviving?

I have said for years the affiliate system is flawed and needs fixing. Well seems it's just dying off.

I have said for years traffic isn't king. Conversions are and if the only tool you have is to give more free porn away to get more joins. Do I need to explain that one to you?

In the last 5 years, you brainy guys have seen the truth and now leaving in droves. Never have we seen so many selling up and getting out to do work somewhere else. I'm gardening.

Paul Markham · 09-05-2012, 11:30 PM

Banner delivered and this thread can now be closed.

papill0n · 09-05-2012, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

No offence but you're stupid.

I have said for years people need to step up on the product. Seen Babes.com, orgasms.xxx, whengirlsplay.com?

I have said Manwin would do well to buy some of the big offline names. Now it probably wasn't my idea, but we were thinking along the same lines.

I have said for years people need to pay for better shooters. Do you see good or bad shooters surviving?

I have said for years the affiliate system is flawed and needs fixing. Well seems it's just dying off.

I have said for years traffic isn't king. Conversions are and if the only tool you have is to give more free porn away to get more joins. Do I need to explain that one to you?

In the last 5 years, you brainy guys have seen the truth and now leaving in droves. Never have we seen so many selling up and getting out to do work somewhere else. I'm gardening.

they are not ideas they are observations

you had not a unique thought all you did was regurgitate what you saw

muppet

edgeprod · 09-07-2012, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by papill0n

they are not ideas they are observations

you had not a unique thought all you did was regurgitate what you saw

muppet

I didn't even bother to read what he wrote, to be honest.

Paul Markham · 09-08-2012, 12:00 AM

My enemies bumping my threads. Stupid or what? No just ...........

edgeprod · 09-08-2012, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

My enemies bumping my threads. Stupid or what? No just ...........

I don't think you have any enemies, to be quite honest. Do you think you do?

papill0n · 09-08-2012, 12:23 AM

enemies......lol

edgeprod · 09-08-2012, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by papill0n

enemies......lol

That was my thought, at initial blush. People with enemies are generally important, or seen as threats of some sort. Most people posting in a Paul Markham thread are talking to each other ABOUT Paul, not TO Paul. He usually fails to see the distinction. Even posts that LOOK like they're directly to him are usually simply made to bait him into posting something stupid.

It's kind of like teasing the monkeys at the zoo to watch their reaction. And, like the monkeys, you usually end up ducking some thrown poo. It ends up being about as important, LOL.

edgeprod · 09-08-2012, 08:44 AM

Here's a quick morning giggle. From his content site:

"If you not getting reply via email it could be couse by yours or mine spam filter, please contact me via ICQ or Skype."

Paul Markham · 09-08-2012, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

That was my thought, at initial blush. People with enemies are generally important, or seen as threats of some sort. Most people posting in a Paul Markham thread are talking to each other ABOUT Paul, not TO Paul. He usually fails to see the distinction. Even posts that LOOK like they're directly to him are usually simply made to bait him into posting something stupid.

It's kind of like teasing the monkeys at the zoo to watch their reaction. And, like the monkeys, you usually end up ducking some thrown poo. It ends up being about as important, LOL.

Gottya which is the same way I reply to you.

edgeprod · 09-08-2012, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Gottya which is the same way I reply to you.

Yup!

mineistaken · 09-08-2012, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Cause you're off form mate...

Start a new thread saying how designers these days are crap, and you could do better. Post a crap banner you have made yourself, and state its wonderful..

Then, in the ensuing chaos, say that no one could do any better, and you'll have about 100 banners to choose from...

lol, an actual witty post from you

Paul Markham · 09-08-2012, 12:44 PM

See signature.

edgeprod · 09-08-2012, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

See signature.

LOL, love it!

epitome · 09-08-2012, 12:57 PM

Another Paul Markham project that will get 100 hits. All from people of GFY who want a good laugh.

gimme-website · 09-08-2012, 10:40 PM

Very slow loading for me...LIke each preview picture is wheeled through the door by a nurse.

Paul Markham · 09-08-2012, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by gimme-website

Very slow loading for me...LIke each preview picture is wheeled through the door by a nurse.

What site?

Sid70 · 09-09-2012, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Who cares. I'm doing it for fun. That must suck for those who have to work for a living.

Obviously right. I was asked once would I spend a day working for $100 or doing nothing and being paid $50. I had no hesitation answering.

gimme-website · 09-09-2012, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

What site?

http://www.paulmarkham.com/teens.php

For me.. its all those thumbs that are slowing the page load time. That page took 2 mins 10 seconds to fully load...SOme of your thumbs are 100k...for a tiny thumb? Your site needs to go on a diet.

Roald · 09-09-2012, 03:42 AM

50 banners or actually headers or whatever.

09-04-2012, 02:15 AM	#1
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