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Connor · 09-30-2012, 09:00 AM

Gotta say... pretty fucking depressed to be back in Texas after what was a fantastic trip to Amsterdam, Prague and Paris.

Common sight in Paris....

Common sight in Prague...

Common sight in Houston...

AdultB2B · 09-30-2012, 09:02 AM

Yeah, but in Paris they don't shave their pits. YUCK!

I'll take Thailand, thank you very much...

teennutsuckers · 09-30-2012, 09:06 AM

LOL My cousins husband just went there and loved it

AdultB2B · 09-30-2012, 09:07 AM

Thailand or EU?

helterskelter808 · 09-30-2012, 09:12 AM

In France girls don't have cocks.

AdultB2B · 09-30-2012, 09:16 AM

News flash, they don't in Thailand either. Lady boys are real easy to spot if you know what to look for. I grew up in San Francisco

Connor · 09-30-2012, 09:17 AM

Not to mention it seemed like every hot girl walking around in Paris was like 20-25 years old... it's INSANE how many beautiful girls were there.

And I agree... hard to know what you're getting sometimes with Thai "girls" .... ;)

AdultB2B · 09-30-2012, 09:18 AM

Easy to tell, very easy to tell. You just have to look. You just need a good tour guide Connor.

helterskelter808 · 09-30-2012, 09:19 AM

Yes, I'm sure, like every other Westerner who goes to Thailand (for the temples and shit, obviously), you know exactly what to look for.

Rochard · 09-30-2012, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Connor

Not to mention it seemed like every hot girl walking around in Paris was like 20-25 years old... it's INSANE how many beautiful girls were there.

And I agree... hard to know what you're getting sometimes with Thai "girls" .... ;)

You have to look at WHERE you are... Not just Paris vs Texas, but where you are in Texas. If your trolling at the super market or Wal Mart - I know you spent most of your time trolling at Wal Mart - You going to get the bottom of the barrel. However, if your going out to to fancy restaurants in Paris then you'll see better meat.

Markul · 09-30-2012, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by teennutsuckers

LOL My cousins husband just went there and loved it

Fix your signature!!!

Connor · 09-30-2012, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

You have to look at WHERE you are... Not just Paris vs Texas, but where you are in Texas. If your trolling at the super market or Wal Mart - I know you spent most of your time trolling at Wal Mart - You going to get the bottom of the barrel. However, if your going out to to fancy restaurants in Paris then you'll see better meat.

Nah, it was EVERYWHERE in Paris that I went... not just at fancy restaurants. Could hardly take three steps without the immortal words of Young M.C. echoing through my head... "and there's one more girl you won't be gettin'." ;)

AdultB2B · 09-30-2012, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by helterskelter808

Yes, I'm sure, like every other Westerner who goes to Thailand (for the temples and shit, obviously), you know exactly what to look for.

Good point, so let me demonstrate:

Thai girl:

Thai lady boy:

Any questions?

AdultB2B · 09-30-2012, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Connor

Nah, it was EVERYWHERE in Paris that I went... not just at fancy restaurants. Could hardly take three steps without the immortal words of Young M.C. echoing through my head... "and there's one more girl you won't be gettin'." ;)

Just like Bangkok, but you can and will get her...

Connor · 09-30-2012, 09:35 AM

Can you prove that first "chick" isn't swingin' wood? ;)

AdultB2B · 09-30-2012, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Connor

Can you prove that first "chick" isn't swingin' wood? ;)

You are such a woman, and yes, no problem. I guarantee it!

Hot chicks are absolutely everywhere here. There are way more women then men and a vast majority love foreigners. And not for all of the reasons you think.

I've been telling you about this for years man.

Btw, just out of curiosity, how many of these "hot european chicks" did you score with?

I do warn you however, if you come here it is a little difficult and expensive to get laid. You've got to buy them dinner, lol

Connor · 09-30-2012, 09:43 AM

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Btw, just out of curiosity, how many of these "hot european chicks" did you score with?

I don't want to brag... so I'll just say this. Ask Jay, since he knows my count... guessing you'll find it more than adequate for a week's time. ;)

Anyone who hasn't been to the Amsterdam or Prague shows... start saving now for 2013, that's all I can say. SUCH a blast, and fantastic for business.

mineistaken · 09-30-2012, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Connor

Not to mention it seemed like every hot girl walking around in Paris was like 20-25 years old...

And how old is every hot girl in Houston?

mineistaken · 09-30-2012, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultB2B

Just like Bangkok, but you can and will get her...

One "little" difference - they are not caucasian in Thailand

Connor · 09-30-2012, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

And how old is every hot girl in Houston?

Eh, depends... but the point was just that Paris has a much denser population of girls in the 20-29 age bracket than most other cities I've been too.

Supposedly, something like 60% of visitors to Paris are in their 20's... so that might be why. And since fashion is a major industry in Paris, where Houston's known for oil and energy... they just attract different crowds.

DamageX · 09-30-2012, 09:55 AM

Houston = World's fattest city. I feel your pain.

VforVendetta · 09-30-2012, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultB2B

Yeah, but in Paris they don't shave their pits. YUCK!

I'll take Thailand, thank you very much...

Only 1 Thai girl on 100 is pretty, the most part of asian girls look like monkeys

mineistaken · 09-30-2012, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by VforVendetta

Only 1 Thai girl on 100 is pretty, the most part of asian girls look like monkeys

Harsh said, but you got to love those thailand fanboys not understanding that not everyone has their asian girl fetish.

ps: most of them go there exactly because they fail to hook up with women from their own country.

DamageX · 09-30-2012, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by VforVendetta

Only 1 Thai girl on 100 is pretty, the most part of asian girls look like monkeys

I'd say this applies more to South-East Asia, but I agree with you.

VforVendetta · 09-30-2012, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Harsh said, but you got to love those thailand fanboys not understanding that not everyone has their asian girl fetish.

ps: most of them go there exactly because they fail to hook up with women from their own country.

i stayed in Thailand this year, the most part of the girls are bitches, and the most part of them are ugly bitches...if you want go with a pretty thai you have to pay from 2000 to 3500 bat, but like i said before, the most part of them seems like monkeys.

helterskelter808 · 09-30-2012, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Harsh said, but you got to love those thailand fanboys not understanding that not everyone has their asian girl fetish.

ps: most of them go there exactly because they fail to hook up with women from their own country.

QFFT.

It's comical watching the losers who live in Thailand because a) they can't get laid for free b) they can't afford Western prices c) they're gay but won't admit it or d) all of the above, and spend so much time posting here trying to convince themselves how great it is living in a third world shithole where the real women are actually uglier than the manboys.

slapass · 09-30-2012, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by VforVendetta

i stayed in Thailand this year, the most part of the girls are bitches, and the most part of them are ugly bitches...if you want go with a pretty thai you have to pay from 2000 to 3500 bat, but like i said before, the most part of them seems like monkeys.

Sounds like you had a great time.

VforVendetta · 09-30-2012, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass

Sounds like you had a great time.

Only 3 weeks for holiday, i enjoyed in Thailand, but it's impossible compare caucasian with asian girls, like helterskelter808 said, all the ladyboys are better than the 98% of the girls there

stillsexy · 09-30-2012, 10:42 AM

grass is always greener on the other side

Connor · 09-30-2012, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by stillsexy

grass is always greener on the other side

The sad part is... I don't think American girls who haven't been to most European countries recently know just how badly they're being out-gunned right now. lol

We definitely have a lot of hot girls in the U.S.... the situation is just better in Europe, IMHO.

Steve Awesome · 09-30-2012, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by helterskelter808

In France girls don't have cocks.

...but they still have their balls.

geetika · 09-30-2012, 11:00 AM

nice one

crockett · 09-30-2012, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultB2B

News flash, they don't in Thailand either. Lady boys are real easy to spot if you know what to look for. I grew up in San Francisco

U'mm it's the cock right? We are supposed to look for the cock?

Dirty Dane · 09-30-2012, 11:12 AM

Fat girls do better blowjobs.

ottopottomouse · 09-30-2012, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Harsh said, but you got to love those thailand fanboys not understanding that not everyone has their asian girl fetish.

I don't find them attractive, and of the ones I've met I didn't like the bipolar personality where one minute they are far too subservient and the next they're a raging lunatic and nothing in between.

MetaMan · 09-30-2012, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by AdultB2B

Yeah, but in Paris they don't shave their pits. YUCK!

I'll take Thailand, thank you very much...

Skinny, ugly, white dude who can't get lady by euro women with class going for trashy washed up Thai whore types. IM SO SURPRISED!

Just looking at your picture you look like you would be a Thai fan.

0 class and you are fucking ugly to boot.

Connor · 10-01-2012, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

I don't find them attractive, and of the ones I've met I didn't like the bipolar personality where one minute they are far too subservient and the next they're a raging lunatic and nothing in between.

There are pretty girls all over the world but... I just think the girls in Europe stick out as the hottest in the world. Too many girls where I live dress like dudes half the time. WTF.

brassmonkey · 10-01-2012, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Connor

Gotta say... pretty fucking depressed to be back in Texas after what was a fantastic trip to Amsterdam, Prague and Paris.

Common sight in Paris....

Common sight in Prague...

Common sight in Houston...

that last one has a frog butt

webseth · 10-01-2012, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultB2B

Yeah, but in Paris they don't shave their pits. YUCK!

...

that's actually a weird stereotype, in europe the "dirty" and hairy girls are the americans (and others) here on extended backpacking trips that dont have consistent access to facilities.. the locals are well groomed and much cleaner.

pornmasta · 10-01-2012, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Connor

Common sight in Paris....

ok for the girl, but not the dress.
also some french girls are shaved (not all)

Connor · 10-01-2012, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by webseth

that's actually a weird stereotype, in europe the "dirty" and hairy girls are the americans (and others) here on extended backpacking trips that dont have consistent access to facilities.. the locals are well groomed and much cleaner.

From the time I was there, I didn't see any grooming problems... FAR more likely to see that in Houston, really.

Paul Markham · 10-01-2012, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultB2B

Just like Bangkok, but you can and will get her...

If you pay. In Czech you don't have to if you can sweet talk them. Or Bug Whan for you.

For me its EU girls every time. More based on attitude than looks. Looks seals the deal.

alex.missyouth · 10-01-2012, 10:18 AM

LAJ · 10-01-2012, 10:24 AM

Dude... so after I left your house on Sat. I stopped at the gas station next to the freeway and there were these two loud obnoxious shirtless douchebags with a pickup one pump over. Their collective IQ had to be less than 100. My first thought was... YUP... I'm back.

Connor · 10-01-2012, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by LAJ

Dude... so after I left your house on Sat. I stopped at the gas station next to the freeway and there were these two loud obnoxious shirtless douchebags with a pickup one pump over. Their collective IQ had to be less than 100. My first thought was... YUP... I'm back.

Yeah dude, and I bet they both had local girlfriends who spend most of their days trying to impress them... by acting just like them. ;)

Agree w/ Paul, there's also a BIG attitude difference that does in fact matter... and looks definitely seal the deal. Now I understand why Paul worked from Europe all these years... nothing like it.

Sarah_Jayne · 10-01-2012, 11:02 AM

I spent enough time in Texas last year to actually get to like it there.

DamianJ · 10-01-2012, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

In Czech you don't have to if you can sweet talk them.

Work it, baby

DWB · 10-01-2012, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by VforVendetta

Only 1 Thai girl on 100 is pretty, the most part of asian girls look like monkeys

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Originally Posted by DamageX

I'd say this applies more to South-East Asia, but I agree with you.

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Originally Posted by VforVendetta

i stayed in Thailand this year, the most part of the girls are bitches, and the most part of them are ugly bitches...if you want go with a pretty thai you have to pay from 2000 to 3500 bat, but like i said before, the most part of them seems like monkeys.

Sure, if you hang around lower class areas and whore infested zones. Just like if you hang out at the zoo in the monkey area, you'll see a lot of monkeys.

There is so much hotness in Thailand it is beyond comprehension. Thankfully, most of you come here and stick to the low class or tourist areas and never get to experience them.

The "monkey" look you refer to comes from a poor farming region in the north east of the country. They make up the majority of prostitutes that service tourist zones, like the ones you went to. Like I said, hang out with the monkeys and you'll see some. Hang out where affluent Thais hang out, or up north where they are heavily influenced by the Chinese, and you'd cut your tongue off for making such retarded comments.

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QFFT.

It's comical watching the losers who live in Thailand because a) they can't get laid for free b) they can't afford Western prices c) they're gay but won't admit it or d) all of the above, and spend so much time posting here trying to convince themselves how great it is living in a third world shithole where the real women are actually uglier than the manboys.

No, what's comical is how ignorant you are, post after post. Chances are you don't even have a passport and never left your home country. However, I'll eat your troll bait and respond to your list as to why all the losers live in Thailand:

1) No other country has hookers, so we are forced to live in Thailand in order to get some. "Free sex" is a foreign concept and you're not allowed to enter the country if you've ever had a real girlfriend who gave you "free sex." Only broke, fat, losers who must pay for sex are allowed in Thailand.

2) Western prices are so high we can not afford them, even though most of us have condos, apartments, houses, and cars in the west that we pay for even though we are not there. Prices are also so high that none of us are able to travel around other parts of the world either. We're just stuck in the ghettos of Thailand, blowing old men for a little cash so we can hit the internet cafe and post here.

3) It is impossible to find gay people anywhere in the world. Like hookers, you must come to Thailand to find them, and pay for them. Not sure what would happen if the gays got out of Thailand and infected the rest of the world. It's a good thing they built the wall to keep us all in. Could end up like Resident Evil.

4) It's such a shit hole that it continually is awarded every travel destination award available and millions of people flock here yearly, making it one of, if not the #1 travel destination in SE Asia, as well as being one of the top places IN THE WORLD to retire in. Can't think of a bigger shit hole that this place.

I'm fascinated to hear your take on other destinations of the world you've yet to visit. Your incredible accuracy should easily land you a job at one of the top travel media companies.

stephane76 · 10-01-2012, 11:40 AM

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Yeah, but in Paris they don't shave their pits. YUCK!

I'll take Thailand, thank you very much...

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News flash, they don't in Thailand either. Lady boys are real easy to spot if you know what to look for. I grew up in San Francisco

New flash! Girls in France do shave (or trim), maybe you went there in the 70's and haven't been back there in 40 years. I grew up in Paris, thank you very much...

Connor · 10-01-2012, 11:50 AM

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New flash! Girls in France do shave (or trim), maybe you went there in the 70's and haven't been back there in 40 years. I grew up in Paris, thank you very much...

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