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CrkMStanz · 10-06-2012, 10:35 PM

Do not go quietly unto your grave
~ Morphine

and

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers
~Marilyn Manson

Turboface · 10-06-2012, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dating Port

"You have been assimilated" ~ Google (oops, the Borg....my bad)

lol - Resistance is futile.

martinsc · 10-07-2012, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggrrssyydik

Today is the tomorrow you talked about yesterday.

40obfam · 10-07-2012, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta

"adapt or die"

Turboface · 10-07-2012, 11:50 AM

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. ~Andy Rooney

loreen · 10-07-2012, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB

"user uploaded"

lol, I laughed at this

Kelli58 · 10-07-2012, 12:18 PM

I use http://www.FamousQuotesOnline.info

They have like 35,000 quotes to pick from. :P

Here are two great ones from the wedding category LOL

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. ... Helen Rowland
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. ... Grace Hansen

Turboface · 10-07-2012, 04:09 PM

Here are some more good ones from Stephen King..

"Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty."

?...So do we pass the ghosts that haunt us later in our lives; they sit undramatically by the roadside like poor beggars, and we see them only from the corners of our eyes, if we see them at all. The idea that they have been waiting there for us rarely if ever crosses our minds. Yet they do wait, and when we have passed, they gather up their bundles of memory and fall in behind, treading in our footsteps and catching up, little by little.?

?The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.?

?The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance...logic can be happily tossed out the window.?

?We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.?

?I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.?

brassmonkey · 10-07-2012, 04:17 PM

"I will slap the taste out of your mouth"

"I'll kick your ass so hard you'll smell shoe polish for about a week"

The Heron · 10-07-2012, 04:21 PM

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”
― Hunter S. Thompson

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
― Hunter S. Thompson

MaDalton · 10-07-2012, 04:27 PM

There's no business like show business!

Django · 10-07-2012, 04:59 PM

God Is a DJ

ErectMedia · 10-07-2012, 05:02 PM

Fuck You, Pay Me

Bama · 10-07-2012, 05:24 PM

If you always do what you've always done,
You'll always be what you've always been.

brassmonkey · 10-07-2012, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErectMedia

Fuck You, Pay Me

NikKay · 10-08-2012, 08:03 AM

"It's either make your insides tingle or cure cancer, DR. And you don't know shit about cancer."

"A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him."

"A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are."

"Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close to wanting nothing."

"I'm not stuck up... awesome people just seem stuck up."

"Innovation is the whim of an elite before it becomes the need of the public."

"To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult; our human loneliness is cause enough. But it is a hard quest worth making to find a comrade through whose steady presence one becomes steadily the person one desires to be."

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."

"Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs."

"If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?"

"People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they're exactly like the old ones."

"A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine."

"The first panacea for a misguided nation is inflation of the currency; the second is war. Both bring a temporary prosperity; both bring a permanent ruin. But both are the refuge of political and economic opportunists."

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

"We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for."

"I have learned that success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which one has overcome while trying to succeed."

newB · 10-08-2012, 08:24 AM

"Who steals my purse steals trash; 'tis something, nothing;
'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands;
But he that filches from me my good name
Robs me of that which not enriches him,
And makes me poor indeed."

- Iago (Othello Act 3, scene 3 by William Shakespeare)

CourtneyR · 10-08-2012, 08:25 AM

"stupid is as stupid does"

pornguy · 10-08-2012, 08:39 AM

My all time favorite.

" Only the dead have seen the end of War! "

Plato

Django · 10-08-2012, 08:46 AM

God Forgives, I Don't

MaDalton · 10-08-2012, 08:51 AM

Nobody puts Baby in a corner

(it's 25 year Dirty Dancing anniversary)

Tom_PM · 10-08-2012, 08:55 AM

How about..

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

rhon23 · 10-08-2012, 08:58 AM

It's not that I don't like people, I feel better when they aren't around

Colmike9 · 10-08-2012, 09:07 AM

www.stonedquotes.com

Django · 10-08-2012, 09:51 AM

Rick Ross

PornDiscounts-R · 10-08-2012, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErectMedia

Don't mistake kindness for weakness

I like this one

40obfam · 10-08-2012, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErectMedia

Fuck You, Pay Me

Tom_PM · 10-08-2012, 11:32 AM

Ask not for who the bone bones, it bones for thee.

brassmonkey · 10-08-2012, 11:42 AM

"your in the wrong hole"

Django · 10-08-2012, 12:26 PM

Pop a bottle and celebrate , We made it to a new day

Donny Cybersocket · 10-08-2012, 12:32 PM

"Be who you are and say what you feel. For those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr Seuss One of my Favorite quotes for sure.

Turboface · 10-08-2012, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

"your in the wrong hole"

hahaha

Django · 10-08-2012, 03:10 PM

Too Close

halfpint · 10-08-2012, 03:13 PM

hello you old perv

Django · 10-08-2012, 03:15 PM

Detox is coming

Colo_bitch · 10-08-2012, 05:50 PM

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

Django · 10-08-2012, 05:54 PM

too long; didn't read.

brassmonkey · 10-08-2012, 05:55 PM

"We have a vacancy for you tonight" - the police

pornmasta · 10-08-2012, 05:57 PM

"go ahead punk make my day"

lucas131 · 10-08-2012, 05:58 PM

bump to the top

DatePoster · 10-08-2012, 07:40 PM

"Driving fast saves gas, Its like getting highway miles"

-Me

Django · 10-08-2012, 10:13 PM

fast as smack

pornmasta · 10-08-2012, 10:17 PM

Django · 10-09-2012, 01:22 AM

Hard 2 Love

Theo · 10-09-2012, 05:10 AM

??m not sayin? I?m gonna rule the world, or that I?m gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world." - Tupac

Django · 10-09-2012, 08:00 AM

Halfway To Heaven

Django · 10-09-2012, 10:02 AM

unban yourself

DamianJ · 10-09-2012, 10:06 AM

"teachers need a will of iron to resist fucking the children in their care" Paul Markham

Django · 10-09-2012, 10:11 AM

it's fun

lucas131 · 10-09-2012, 10:14 AM

100 favorite quotes

10-06-2012, 10:35 PM	#51
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10-07-2012, 11:50 AM	#55
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Kelli58 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 2,065	I use http://www.FamousQuotesOnline.info They have like 35,000 quotes to pick from. :P Here are two great ones from the wedding category LOL A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. ... Helen Rowland A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. ... Grace Hansen __________________ Kandy AI 🍭🍬 Take a bite out of censorship 🍭🍬 We believe in empowering adults to use AI as they see fit. 👉 Get AI to write your scene descriptions for you 👈 Last edited by Kelli58; 10-07-2012 at 12:19 PM..

10-07-2012, 04:09 PM	#58
Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	Here are some more good ones from Stephen King.. "Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty." ?...So do we pass the ghosts that haunt us later in our lives; they sit undramatically by the roadside like poor beggars, and we see them only from the corners of our eyes, if we see them at all. The idea that they have been waiting there for us rarely if ever crosses our minds. Yet they do wait, and when we have passed, they gather up their bundles of memory and fall in behind, treading in our footsteps and catching up, little by little.? ?The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.? ?The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance...logic can be happily tossed out the window.? ?We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.? ?I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.? __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

10-07-2012, 04:17 PM	#59
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10-07-2012, 04:21 PM	#60
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10-08-2012, 08:03 AM	#66
NikKay Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,642	"It's either make your insides tingle or cure cancer, DR. And you don't know shit about cancer." "A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him." "A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are." "Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close to wanting nothing." "I'm not stuck up... awesome people just seem stuck up." "Innovation is the whim of an elite before it becomes the need of the public." "To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult; our human loneliness is cause enough. But it is a hard quest worth making to find a comrade through whose steady presence one becomes steadily the person one desires to be." "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." "Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs." "If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?" "People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they're exactly like the old ones." "A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine." "The first panacea for a misguided nation is inflation of the currency; the second is war. Both bring a temporary prosperity; both bring a permanent ruin. But both are the refuge of political and economic opportunists." "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." "We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for." "I have learned that success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which one has overcome while trying to succeed."

10-08-2012, 08:24 AM	#67
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10-08-2012, 08:39 AM	#69
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10-08-2012, 08:46 AM	#70
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10-08-2012, 08:55 AM	#72
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10-08-2012, 08:58 AM	#73
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10-08-2012, 09:51 AM	#75
Django So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 2,578	Rick Ross

10-08-2012, 11:32 AM	#78
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Ask not for who the bone bones, it bones for thee. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

10-08-2012, 11:42 AM	#79
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10-08-2012, 12:26 PM	#80
Django So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 2,578	Pop a bottle and celebrate , We made it to a new day

10-08-2012, 12:32 PM	#81
Donny Cybersocket Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 95	"Be who you are and say what you feel. For those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr Seuss One of my Favorite quotes for sure. __________________ Cybersocket.com JuicyGoo.com AwolMarines.com TheGayBoard.com GayBreenBacks.com

10-08-2012, 03:10 PM	#83
Django So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 2,578	Too Close

10-08-2012, 03:13 PM	#84
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10-08-2012, 03:15 PM	#85
Django So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 2,578	Detox is coming

10-08-2012, 05:50 PM	#86
Colo_bitch Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 309	It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

10-08-2012, 05:54 PM	#87
Django So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 2,578	too long; didn't read.

10-08-2012, 05:55 PM	#88
brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 76,953	"We have a vacancy for you tonight" - the police __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - Support The Laken Riley Act!!! END DACA - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

10-08-2012, 05:57 PM	#89
pornmasta Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 18,955	"go ahead punk make my day"

10-08-2012, 05:58 PM	#90
lucas131 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 11,475	bump to the top

10-08-2012, 07:40 PM	#91
DatePoster So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nasty Nati Posts: 1,053	"Driving fast saves gas, Its like getting highway miles" -Me __________________ Its raining white women, my prayers have been answered! Well she better move cause I been praying for a Cadillac

10-08-2012, 10:13 PM	#92
Django So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 2,578	fast as smack

10-08-2012, 10:17 PM	#93
pornmasta Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 18,955