I have gathered some data that may be of interest to Eric and Theo - GoFuckYourself.com

B.Barnato · 10-13-2012, 10:13 AM

I have spent the last few weeks taking a closer look at the GFY user base and have come to some fascinating conclusions. The method used for data collection was the poll function. As with all businesses, online or off, data is key and needs to be interpreted.

This is the raw data that was gathered:

Do you play bongos? Yes 80.00% | No 20.00%

Do you like Australia/Unicorns? No 33.33% | Not really 66.67%

Do you like nature? Yes 86.67% | No 13.33%

What is the best way to make a living? Yes 75.00% | No 25.00%

Data interpretation:

The findings show that the GFY users are a musical bunch, although percussion seems to be the major focus of this talent. Even though many GFYers hail from Australia there is an overwhelming majority that is not in favor of Australia. The same can be said for unicorns. This sentiment and the ties between Australia and unicorns would require further research to enable a solid conclusion.

161.67% of GFYers like nature and believe the best way to making a living is positive.
This is quite a surprising result if you take into account the usual bickering that takes place on this board.

I hope this is of use.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-13-2012, 10:13 AM

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-13-2012, 10:21 AM

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halfpint · 10-13-2012, 10:22 AM

What is the best way to make a living? Yes 75.00% | No 25.00%

that made me

B.Barnato · 10-13-2012, 11:38 AM

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Is Radiant Farms a good brand?

B.Barnato · 10-13-2012, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

What is the best way to make a living? Yes 75.00% | No 25.00%

that made me

Phrasing is very important for polls.

Brujah · 10-13-2012, 05:02 PM

I have to call bullshit on this poll. I believe it was conducted by calling people in black neighborhoods on free Obama phones.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-13-2012, 05:02 PM

B.Barnato knows

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-13-2012, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Is Radiant Farms a good brand?

It's what I have for lunch every Wednesday!

But don't trust me, check the label for yourself:

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livexxx · 10-13-2012, 06:12 PM

sorry, needs a venn diagram

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-13-2012, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by livexxx

sorry, needs a venn diagram

She-e-e-s-h-h...okay:

I'm outta here...

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spazlabz · 10-14-2012, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

It's what I have for lunch every Wednesday!

But don't trust me, check the label for yourself:

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B.Barnato · 10-17-2012, 03:39 PM

Custom research projects are now being accepted at very reasonable pricing.

epitome · 10-17-2012, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Custom research projects are now being accepted at very reasonable pricing.

I am interested in retaining the services of your company to determine the popularity of porn delivery through the magazine format. It seems like that is all one one unvalued member of this community can talk about. I wish to determine if we are missing an explosive opportunity.

Maybe it will be better to reach 100,000 people through a magazine rather than 10,000,000 through the Internet. Our hope is that you can assist us in answering this question.

B.Barnato · 10-17-2012, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

I am interested in retaining the services of your company to determine the popularity of porn delivery through the magazine format. It seems like that is all one one unvalued member of this community can talk about. I wish to determine if we are missing an explosive opportunity.

Maybe it will be better to reach 100,000 people through a magazine rather than 10,000,000 through the Internet. Our hope is that you can assist us in answering this question.

Thank you for your interest.

I'll set the total pricing for this project at 2 ice creams (chocolate flavor) and 1.5 bananas (banana flavor). Time to completion I'd estimate at roughly 2 weeks.

Please specify whether you would like our findings published via this online internet web board amongst your peers, or if you'd prefer the results to be classified as secret and for your eyes only.

Thank you for your business.

mikesouth · 10-17-2012, 04:32 PM

Damn now ya went and done it....Fabian is trying to buy radiant farms so that he can own all those hopes and dreams....

B.Barnato · 10-17-2012, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesouth

Damn now ya went and done it....Fabian is trying to buy radiant farms so that he can own all those hopes and dreams....

Every little helps.

epitome · 10-17-2012, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Thank you for your interest.

I'll set the total pricing for this project at 2 ice creams (chocolate flavor) and 1.5 bananas (banana flavor). Time to completion I'd estimate at roughly 2 weeks.

Please specify whether you would like our findings published via this online internet web board amongst your peers, or if you'd prefer the results to be classified as secret and for your eyes only.

Thank you for your business.

Hello,

Thank you for the offer.

When I woke up today I had two chocolate ice creams and two bananas that are banana flavor. I ate a whole banana today and only have two chocolate ice creams and one banana that is banana flavor. Are you able to accept that as payment? I do hope so as this research is very important to me.

I ask that the results be classified as secret as I am pretty good at spotting trends in this industry and I believe one member in general will be quite upset with your findings. I do not wish a coronary on him.

Two weeks is fine. I can put down a deposit of one chocolate ice cream and half of a banana of banana flavor. I will ship in dry ice tomorrow. Please let me know the address.

B.Barnato · 10-18-2012, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by epitome

Hello,

Thank you for the offer.

When I woke up today I had two chocolate ice creams and two bananas that are banana flavor. I ate a whole banana today and only have two chocolate ice creams and one banana that is banana flavor. Are you able to accept that as payment? I do hope so as this research is very important to me.

I ask that the results be classified as secret as I am pretty good at spotting trends in this industry and I believe one member in general will be quite upset with your findings. I do not wish a coronary on him.

Two weeks is fine. I can put down a deposit of one chocolate ice cream and half of a banana of banana flavor. I will ship in dry ice tomorrow. Please let me know the address.

Thank you for your order.

Please ship payment to:

Barnato Web Researchings
Side Street
Tashkent
Uzbekistan

As you may have noticed our research method is using polls on internet web forums, this means that partial results will be available for all to see.
However, due to the complexity of data interpretation, the final and combined data will only be available to you.

Thank you for your business

AdultEUhost · 10-18-2012, 05:18 AM

this cracks me up

DamianJ · 10-18-2012, 05:34 AM

Can you research how many people are likely to contribute a porn story to Paul Markham's Porn Memoirs blog now he has posted a screen grab showing he has about 10 hits a day?

mavruda · 10-18-2012, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

It's what I have for lunch every Wednesday!

But don't trust me, check the label for yourself:

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So it really has everything !

B.Barnato · 10-19-2012, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

Can you research how many people are likely to contribute a porn story to Paul Markham's Porn Memoirs blog now he has posted a screen grab showing he has about 10 hits a day?

I shall see how this research can be integrated with my current project.

anexsia · 10-19-2012, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

I am interested in retaining the services of your company to determine the popularity of porn delivery through the magazine format. It seems like that is all one one unvalued member of this community can talk about. I wish to determine if we are missing an explosive opportunity.

Maybe it will be better to reach 100,000 people through a magazine rather than 10,000,000 through the Internet. Our hope is that you can assist us in answering this question.

If you were to retain B. Barnato and Paul Markham to explore the magazine delivery options that are available to you I believe you will not fail in your future endeavors.

anexsia · 10-19-2012, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

Can you research how many people are likely to contribute a porn story to Paul Markham's Porn Memoirs blog now he has posted a screen grab showing he has about 10 hits a day?

It's pretty sad when someone could create a free hosted blog that talks about pink unicorns and black dinosaurs and most likely get more hits then Paul's Porn Memoirs blog.

I believe I once owned an Angelfire website complete with animated skull .gifs and a hitcounter that received more visits in an hour then his blog does in a day (or a week for that matter).

10-13-2012, 10:13 AM	#1
B.Barnato So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,618	I have gathered some data that may be of interest to Eric and Theo I have spent the last few weeks taking a closer look at the GFY user base and have come to some fascinating conclusions. The method used for data collection was the poll function. As with all businesses, online or off, data is key and needs to be interpreted. This is the raw data that was gathered: Do you play bongos? Yes 80.00% \| No 20.00% Do you like Australia/Unicorns? No 33.33% \| Not really 66.67% Do you like nature? Yes 86.67% \| No 13.33% What is the best way to make a living? Yes 75.00% \| No 25.00% Data interpretation: The findings show that the GFY users are a musical bunch, although percussion seems to be the major focus of this talent. Even though many GFYers hail from Australia there is an overwhelming majority that is not in favor of Australia. The same can be said for unicorns. This sentiment and the ties between Australia and unicorns would require further research to enable a solid conclusion. 161.67% of GFYers like nature and believe the best way to making a living is positive. This is quite a surprising result if you take into account the usual bickering that takes place on this board. I hope this is of use.

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