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B.Barnato · 10-20-2012, 02:45 PM

This product is in the early stages of development. I am however very excited to give the people of GFY a first glimpse of the idea and explain the market potential.

Introduction and reasoning

With access to free pornography (both by legal and illegal means) shaking the industry, there is need for a tangible product to replaced lost revenue streams.

At the same time many consumers of pornography are tired and jaded of visual sex as well as the physical act of sex.

The product

Some people are bored during sex and feel it is a drag. However, their partner often enjoys the process. To stave off this dissatisfaction we are developing a miniature TV screen that can be attached to the torso using a frame. This will enable TV during sex, in endless positions. This offers a better view and less restrictions than for example a free standing TV.

Current development

The TV itself will be purchased from a manufacturer and will be a standard off the shelf solution. The torso frame is currently in the testing phase, the main current issue is the durability and flexibility of materials. Testing is estimated to last another 3 months before manufacturing processes will be developed.

The investor

For $150.000 the investor will receive a 35% stake in the company. The extra funding will be used for promotional activities and product launch parties held at adult conventions and larger adult stores throughout the world.

Investor inquiries will be handled in a confidential manner. The first contact will be made via icq (I Seek You) in my forum signature.

wehateporn · 10-20-2012, 02:57 PM

Va2k · 10-20-2012, 03:03 PM

lol IS this for REALZzzzzzzzzzzzz

2MuchMark · 10-20-2012, 03:05 PM

wait. whut?

B.Barnato · 10-20-2012, 03:56 PM

What's wrong?

grumpy · 10-20-2012, 04:13 PM

os its a kind of device to strap a tv to the back of your partners head????

epitome · 10-20-2012, 05:19 PM

I already hold the patent for this. Back to the drawing board you go young man.

ErectMedia · 10-20-2012, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

DVTimes · 10-20-2012, 05:38 PM

He He

Very witty.

ps.

if your being real, its not going to sell as most people have a tv in the bedroom, and these days on ipad/iphone thus making your product aq bit de-funked.

B.Barnato · 10-20-2012, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by grumpy

os its a kind of device to strap a tv to the back of your partners head????

Almost, the TV is strapped infront of your face, attached on your torso/shoulder area.

B.Barnato · 10-20-2012, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

I already hold the patent for this. Back to the drawing board you go young man.

I doubt that very much. However, feel free to send me proof. I am sure we can work something out that will benefit both of us.

B.Barnato · 10-20-2012, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

most people have a tv in the bedroom, and these days on ipad/iphone thus making your product aq bit de-funked.

Watching a free standing TV limits the movement/sex positions possible. This way there are no restrictions.

epitome · 10-20-2012, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

He He

Very witty.

ps.

if your being real, its not going to sell as most people have a tv in the bedroom, and these days on ipad/iphone thus making your product aq bit de-funked.

Its weird how Smash Mouth plays in my head whenever I read one of your posts.

epitome · 10-20-2012, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

I doubt that very much. However, feel free to send me proof. I am sure we can work something out that will benefit both of us.

My IP lawyers will be sending you all the proof you need as well as a C&D and a copy of the suit.

B.Barnato · 10-20-2012, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

My IP lawyers will be sending you all the proof you need as well as a C&D and a copy of the suit.

I was hoping to establish a partnership that benefits both of us. We have come quite far with the development of the product as well as coordinating marketing efforts.

shake · 10-20-2012, 07:43 PM

Do you take paypal?

epitome · 10-20-2012, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

I was hoping to establish a partnership that benefits both of us. We have come quite far with the development of the product as well as coordinating marketing efforts.

Thank you for the work you have done. I am certain I will put it to good use when the judge awards everything you own to me.

B.Barnato · 10-20-2012, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

Thank you for the work you have done. I am certain I will put it to good use when the judge awards everything you own to me.

First of all that is both libel and slander.

Also, good luck finding me.

epitome · 10-20-2012, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

First of all that is both libel and slander.

Also, good luck finding me.

This was a test of your loyalty. Please cancel my order for market research and refund my PayPal payment.

You dun goofed. Consequences will never be the same. All your TVs are belong to us and other nonsense.

B.Barnato · 10-20-2012, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

This was a test of your loyalty. Please cancel my order for market research and refund my PayPal payment.

You are the worst client I've ever had anyway.

If this was a test I assume you do not actually hold the patent on this.

xXXtesy10 · 10-20-2012, 08:33 PM

Contacting you now

epitome · 10-20-2012, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

You are the worst client I've ever had anyway.

If this was a test I assume you do not actually hold the patent on this.

Let's both spend $500k on lawyers to find out.

B.Barnato · 10-20-2012, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

Let's both spend $500k on lawyers to find out.

Your chest puffing is laughable.

You don't even know how the internet works.

Brad Mitchell · 10-20-2012, 08:54 PM

I'm not saying I think this is a viable idea but its at least catchy, perhaps something that if worded properly to infer its potential use could make for a kickstarter project that would get some free attention.. who knows! LOL

Brad

epitome · 10-20-2012, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Your chest puffing is laughable.

You don't even know how the internet works.

Yes I do. Make sure my Mom isn't on the phone, hit connect and then it takes me to the AOL home screen where I can do whatever I like.

EddyTheDog · 10-20-2012, 09:00 PM

Gluing a photo of an appropriate celebrity to my partners face works for me.

Jim_Gunn · 10-20-2012, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

That's my favorite show on tv, Shark Tank!

2MuchMark · 10-20-2012, 10:59 PM

Not a good idea...a TV strapped to your partner's body sounds dumb as hell.

Here's a better idea.

Imagine a couple, Bob & Carol, in Montreal Canada. Then imagine another couple, "Ted and Alice", in California. Give everyone a pair of glasses with built-in monitors and built in POV camera.

Hook them up to a computer and website service that will connects the couples together. Log in.

Now "Bob" sees what "Ted" sees, and "Carol" sees what "Alice" sees. Get on top of your wife and go for it. "Bob" will have the sensation that he's fucking "Alice" while "Ted" feels like he's fucking Carol. Virtual Swinging!

For extra coolness, all glasses should have 2 POV cameras, one over each ID, for 3D vision.

EddyTheDog · 10-20-2012, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

Not a good idea...a TV strapped to your partner's body sounds dumb as hell.

Here's a better idea.

Imagine a couple, Bob & Carol, in Montreal Canada. Then imagine another couple, "Ted and Alice", in California. Give everyone a pair of glasses with built-in monitors and built in POV camera.

Hook them up to a computer and website service that will connects the couples together. Log in.

Now "Bob" sees what "Ted" sees, and "Carol" sees what "Alice" sees. Get on top of your wife and go for it. "Bob" will have the sensation that he's fucking "Alice" while "Ted" feels like he's fucking Carol. Virtual Swinging!

For extra coolness, all glasses should have 2 POV cameras, one over each ID, for 3D vision.

Merge that with my solution and you have a winner.

Jenna not doing it for you? Try Brad Pitt!

Chosen · 10-20-2012, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

DVTimes · 10-21-2012, 06:34 AM

Its a poor idea.

B.Barnato · 10-21-2012, 01:53 PM

Thanks for your input everyone!

B.Barnato · 10-22-2012, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

Its a poor idea.

Why is that?

CaptainHowdy · 10-22-2012, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Why is that?

Because it's GFY ...

ottopottomouse · 10-22-2012, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Why is that?

Distinct lack of clown make-up and a wedding dress.

Barefootsies · 10-22-2012, 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato

First of all that is both libel and slander.

Also, good luck finding me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

Let's both spend $500k on lawyers to find out.

ruff · 10-22-2012, 08:50 AM

I've been using a webcam duct taped to my forehead. Is this new product better?

DamianJ · 10-22-2012, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Why is that?

Not enough details about stealing content for DVTimes' liking.

Or getting men to fuck him up the arse off usenet for that matter.

pinkz · 10-22-2012, 08:56 AM

Easiest way to loose $150.000 ever! "Im Out"

sarettah · 10-22-2012, 09:01 AM

Reminds me a little of the "Popstar massage unit" from back in the 70's. Of course that was before all the video stuff so it relied primarily on audio.

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2MuchMark Videochat Solutions Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 48,690	Not a good idea...a TV strapped to your partner's body sounds dumb as hell. Here's a better idea. Imagine a couple, Bob & Carol, in Montreal Canada. Then imagine another couple, "Ted and Alice", in California. Give everyone a pair of glasses with built-in monitors and built in POV camera. Hook them up to a computer and website service that will connects the couples together. Log in. Now "Bob" sees what "Ted" sees, and "Carol" sees what "Alice" sees. Get on top of your wife and go for it. "Bob" will have the sensation that he's fucking "Alice" while "Ted" feels like he's fucking Carol. Virtual Swinging! For extra coolness, all glasses should have 2 POV cameras, one over each ID, for 3D vision. __________________ Custom Software \| Server Management \| Integration and Technology Solutions https://www.2much.net

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