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11-02-2012, 04:25 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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New Masturbation Technique, I have JUST DISCOVERED! (Europeans ONLY...)
For this to work... You need a foreskin ! SORRY USA DUDES !!
 Its EASY... 3 Steps!!! HOT ORGASM !!! 1) Goto Kitchen - FIND COCKROACH! 2) RETRACT FORESKIN, introduce cockroach at bell end... 3) Allow CockRoach to CIRCLE TIP OF PENIS while trying to escape... (YOU WILL HAVE PULLED UP, & PINCHED FORESKIN CLOSED AT THE TOP... 4) CUM LIKE A CUNT !!! WOOT WOOT ! Better than a WOMAN ! & you dont even need to buy it dinner ! BAD LUCK USA !!! COCK ROACHES FTW!!! Now U know know why they are called COCKRoaches !  |
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11-02-2012, 04:41 AM
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"1) Goto Kitchen - FIND COCKROACH!" >> lol
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11-02-2012, 04:51 AM
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Femcams.com
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Fuck i like your poo posts better
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11-02-2012, 04:52 AM
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Thank God I'm cut!
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11-02-2012, 04:52 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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11-02-2012, 04:57 AM
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To clarify... Place CR sideways on bell end, with one set of its sexy, hot, frisky side legs, tickling beneath the bell end, and the the other side, of its sexy, tickely legs, circling the tip... Final Tip ? THE BIGGER THE COCKROACH = THE BETTER THE ORGASM !! WOOT WOOT! |
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11-02-2012, 05:23 AM
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Affiliate
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I seem to fail at step one. any idea why?
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11-02-2012, 05:24 AM
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11-02-2012, 05:26 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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 THEXY!!! ??? I like... |
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11-02-2012, 05:28 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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 Its the anntenies that give you the trill... Sometimes they poke down your japs eye... Or 'reach round' and tickle your 'Sit Hole'??? Woot Woot! 'KIN LOVE IT! |
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11-02-2012, 05:36 AM
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11-02-2012, 07:34 AM
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We got a shortage of cockRoachs in nothern Europe.
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11-02-2012, 07:41 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Final Tip...
Dont 'pre-feed' the roaches... They quite happily enjoy your white smegma under UR foreskin... Woot Woot ! Everyones a winner baby. Clean cock, clean plumbing and a clean conscientious !! |
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11-02-2012, 07:45 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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How can I cash in on this idea?
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11-02-2012, 07:46 AM
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porn cartoonist
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11-02-2012, 07:46 AM
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Exact details please
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11-02-2012, 08:46 AM
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It's called cockroach for a reason
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11-02-2012, 08:53 AM
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You are one crazy fucker! Love it. But why Europeans only?
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11-02-2012, 08:58 AM
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Foreskin
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11-02-2012, 09:14 AM
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Such Fun!
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11-02-2012, 09:34 AM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Cockroaches are a bit small. Can I use a ferret instead?
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11-02-2012, 11:03 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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wow........
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11-02-2012, 11:04 AM
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Work Work Work
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