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NETbilling · 11-22-2012, 01:12 PM

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chicken's day off.

Doh!

Spunky · 11-22-2012, 01:18 PM

Why can't you take a turkey to church?
They use FOWL language.

Scott McD · 11-22-2012, 01:39 PM

Q: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

A: The turKEY

You did ask for it...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-22-2012, 02:56 PM

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Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving, But Aren't

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

ADG

NETbilling · 11-22-2012, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

Love it!

brassmonkey · 11-22-2012, 09:44 PM

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone, too, and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving. Now what do we tell them for Christmas?"

L-Pink · 11-22-2012, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone, too, and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving. Now what do we tell them for Christmas?"

Not bad, not bad.

11-22-2012, 01:12 PM	#1
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11-22-2012, 01:39 PM	#3
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11-22-2012, 09:44 PM	#6
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