Can this old man make an extra $3,000 by doing a bit of work? - GoFuckYourself.com

Paul Markham · 03-15-2012, 03:42 AM

So as I'm obviously decrepit, stupid, dumb, not an SEO, design, traffic, blogging, webmastering, shooting, and anything but useless to the world. Can I make $3,000 extra in the next 6 months?

This is on top of my current state benefits, that wouldn't keep a mouse alive in the First World.

DamianJ · 03-15-2012, 03:43 AM

Retirement sucks. I thought the idea was you STOPPED working?

Paul Markham · 03-15-2012, 03:43 AM

At the moment I'm working on my old laptop via WiFi as all the computers and the server are out being serviced. The server is getting a major overhaul.

So news will follow shortly of how I intend to do this.

Cherry7 · 03-15-2012, 04:00 AM

I am sure $3000 could be raised to stop you posting for 6 months....

wehateporn · 03-15-2012, 04:03 AM

We can all send traffic to PMT

k0nr4d · 03-15-2012, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Cherry7

I am sure $3000 could be raised to stop you posting for 6 months....

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ottopottomouse · 03-15-2012, 04:30 AM

With all your millions I doubt you'd notice an extra £10/day.

DWB · 03-15-2012, 04:31 AM

Shoot a bunch of realistic looking GF content and whore it out. You'll make the money.

No strobes. No expensive camera. No studio. No assistant. No sets. Just a consumer grade point and shoot and a few cute girls shot in real locations, preferably their own bedrooms.

cherrylula · 03-15-2012, 04:36 AM

what DWB said...

alextokyo · 03-15-2012, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by DWB

Shoot a bunch of realistic looking GF content and whore it out. You'll make the money.

No strobes. No expensive camera. No studio. No assistant. No sets. Just a consumer grade point and shoot and a few cute girls shot in real locations, preferably their own bedrooms.

Can't teach an old bastard new tricks. Somehow it'll still end up looking like this, then he'll be back to cry about how the lack of sales are everyone else's fault.

DVTimes · 03-15-2012, 04:43 AM

bump for paul

anexsia · 03-15-2012, 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by alextokyo

Can't teach an old bastard new tricks. Somehow it'll still end up looking like this, then he'll be back to cry about how the lack of sales are everyone else's fault.

I think you meant to put up this one

Fletch XXX · 03-15-2012, 05:24 AM

of course you can paul, do it and show them you can.

DamianJ · 03-15-2012, 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

of course you can paul, do it and show them you can.

Damn right! Boasting about making 10 quid a day is well within his means!

L-Pink · 03-15-2012, 05:30 AM

$16.00 a day? I can make that picking up cans along the highway.

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Paul Markham · 03-15-2012, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

We can all send traffic to PMT

No it will be on www.astral-blue.com

As I said on a shitty old lap top and the main work will start when the server and my computer are back.

This is how I plan to do it.

Blogs, will start a few. I know some keywords already I want to home in on. Trying to find a good SE term tool. Have found it, need to pay for it now. So will do.

Links from other similar sites to Astral Blue, so if you've a site with retro or UK content hit me up.

And might even submit to a few Tubes.

I have to do this to prove to myself and the idiots the old man isn't a complete fool. Again like the shoot for Manwin this is more about me proving to myself rather than the trolls.

candyflip · 03-15-2012, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Again like the shoot for Manwin this is more about me proving to myself rather than the trolls.

If that really was the case, you'd just shut the fuck up and go do it. Instead you post it here and say shit like this.

MrBottomTooth · 03-15-2012, 06:53 AM

What a horrible way to spend your retirement. Go for a vacation or something instead.

CaptainHowdy · 03-15-2012, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

I think you meant to put up this one

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EddyTheDog · 03-15-2012, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

So as I'm obviously decrepit, stupid, dumb, not an SEO, design, traffic, blogging, webmastering, shooting, and anything but useless to the world. Can I make $3,000 extra in the next 6 months?

This is on top of my current state benefits, that wouldn't keep a mouse alive in the First World.

Is this a wind up thread???

You are the guy that told me I was a loser for posting stats from one of my sponsors that had about $80 in a few hours from some free crappy traffic I picked up...

Its hard to know what is real on here.

Paul Markham · 03-15-2012, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Is this a wind up thread???

You are the guy that told me I was a loser for posting stats from one of my sponsors that had about $80 in a few hours from some free crappy traffic I picked up...

Its hard to know what is real on here.

Of course it's a wind up thread. What else would it be?

It was inspired by a few posts on B&B where I offered Damian, a self confessed expert on marketing, the chance to buy a lot of content for a a very good price and he as usual found excuses to not buy. The price was $3,000. So I will now show him and myself, I can make $3,000 in 6 months. If I can do it in 6 months, being so useless and retired. A wonder kid like him or others must be able to do better.

As you all say traffic is king, so all I need is to get some traffic to get some sign ups. What's hard about that?

DamianJ · 03-15-2012, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

As I said on a shitty old lap top and the main work will start when the server and my computer are back.

You keep your server in your house?

Lulz

Also, what exactly do you mean when you say your PCs and server are getting 'serviced'?

Never heard of that term being linked to a computer before.

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I have to do this to prove to myself and the idiots the old man isn't a complete fool.

All you will prove is that you can make 16 bucks a day if you spend a little bit of time on a blog or two.

No need to prove that, everyone knows that is not only possible, but laughably easy. Especially with a niche like retro porn.

DamianJ · 03-15-2012, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

It was inspired by a few posts on B&B where I offered Damian, a self confessed expert on marketing, the chance to buy a lot of content for a a very good price and he as usual found excuses to not buy.

Why do you constantly lie?

You said you needed money, I offered to buy your site from you, you then refused to show the stats, and dropped the price from 10k to 3k in 2 hours, then changed your mind and said you would sell me the content from the site for 3k.

It's all there on the other forum.

Please, just for a little while, try and stop lying Paul.

alias · 03-15-2012, 08:54 AM

Responding to trolls & taking their bait can't be good for your health Paul, best of luck anyway though.

Rochard · 03-15-2012, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

It was inspired by a few posts on B&B where I offered Damian, a self confessed expert on marketing, the chance to buy a lot of content for a a very good price and he as usual found excuses to not buy. The price was $3,000.

Damian is a smart cookie for passing. Why spend $3k on crappy content to make money when you can just use a sponsor's content - even more so when your content is utterly crappy and looks thirty years old.

Just stick to magic join links.

baddog · 03-15-2012, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Retirement sucks.

Having tried it once, I agree.

Dirty F · 03-15-2012, 09:32 AM

God, what a fucking pathetic idiot.

BareBacked · 03-15-2012, 09:56 AM

$3000 a day?
I say no

DamianJ · 03-15-2012, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by BareBacked

$3000 a day?
I say no

No, only 16 bucks a day. He has set himself the 'challenge' of making three whole grand over 6 months. Lolsome.

candyflip · 03-15-2012, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Never heard of that term being linked to a computer before.

Old people who don't buy new computers use the term and the service.

TheSquealer · 03-15-2012, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I have to do this to prove to myself and the idiots the old man isn't a complete fool. Again like the shoot for Manwin this is more about me proving to myself rather than the trolls.

Obviously not true since you are creating a thread here about it.

DamianJ · 03-15-2012, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Old people who don't buy new computers use the term and the service.

Lol, I've googled it now. It seems to consist of running windows update, checking anti virus is up to date and doing a defrag.

lol lol lol

DragonsGirls · 03-15-2012, 10:36 AM

Hmmm, I spent 20 years in the computer repair and network support arena and my clients referred to getting their computers serviced all the time. It included anything from removing a virus to replacing a motherboard...As far as they were concerned if it wasn't working it needed to be "serviced".

I'm guessing it is more a geographic terminology than anything else. That would have been in those backwards middle states of the USA. (Kansas, Oklahoma, Nebraska, Missouri, and Iowa)

Paul, I wish your challenge had said 6 weeks...now that would have been fun to watch. 6 months might be like watching the grass grow during a drought.

2intense · 03-15-2012, 10:38 AM

i support Paula

KillerK · 03-15-2012, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

No it will be on www.astral-blue.com

As I said on a shitty old lap top and the main work will start when the server and my computer are back.

This is how I plan to do it.

Blogs, will start a few. I know some keywords already I want to home in on. Trying to find a good SE term tool. Have found it, need to pay for it now. So will do.

Links from other similar sites to Astral Blue, so if you've a site with retro or UK content hit me up.

And might even submit to a few Tubes.

I have to do this to prove to myself and the idiots the old man isn't a complete fool. Again like the shoot for Manwin this is more about me proving to myself rather than the trolls.

What seo tool are you planning to pay for?

DamianJ · 03-15-2012, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by KillerK

What seo tool are you planning to pay for?

He posted on another forum that he couldn't install a theme because he has no idea how to alter permissions on a directory. I don't think any SEO tool will help him to be fair!

Bladewire · 03-15-2012, 11:04 AM

candyflip · 03-15-2012, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Lol, I've googled it now. It seems to consist of running windows update, checking anti virus is up to date and doing a defrag.

lol lol lol

I know someone who does this for a living. Bills $70 for just what you explained. He's backed up with people needing his "service". He makes house calls for a bit more.

jack-exploitedbabysitters · 03-15-2012, 12:20 PM

old man teen porn get on that jurassic park site, just kidding

Gator · 03-15-2012, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Cherry7

I am sure $3000 could be raised to stop you posting for 6 months....

His ego is too big to stop posting.

Just Alex · 03-15-2012, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

So as I'm obviously decrepit, stupid, dumb, not an SEO, design, traffic, blogging, webmastering, shooting, and anything but useless to the world. Can I make $3,000 extra in the next 6 months?

This is on top of my current state benefits, that wouldn't keep a mouse alive in the First World.

Start some kind of traffic shop. Its so easy to get traffic.

ilnjscb · 03-15-2012, 01:44 PM

I'll pay you $100 to teach me lighting techniques without telling me what an idiot I am.

teomaxxx · 03-15-2012, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

All you will prove is that you can make 16 bucks a day if you spend a little bit of time on a blog or two.

No need to prove that, everyone knows that is not only possible, but laughably easy. Especially with a niche like retro porn.

16 bucks a day is easy when you are in game, but such outsider like PM isnt going to make even 10 bucks a day, once his 6 month mission is finished.
Also i am really curious, why he is doing such project, i got an idea that he is financially secured till his last day, now he is bragging on gfy about his 3k project in 6 months, lol.

Shedevils · 03-15-2012, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DWB

Shoot a bunch of realistic looking GF content and whore it out. You'll make the money.

No strobes. No expensive camera. No studio. No assistant. No sets. Just a consumer grade point and shoot and a few cute girls shot in real locations, preferably their own bedrooms.

Some great advice here. All you need is the girls and an IPhone.

I'm certain it would be no problem at all to line up the girls and put together a lucrative business.

DamianJ · 03-15-2012, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

I'll pay you $100 to teach me lighting techniques without telling me what an idiot I am.

20 bucks

http://www.amazon.com/Basic-Studio-L...1845878&sr=8-1

DamianJ · 03-15-2012, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by teomaxxx

16 bucks a day is easy when you are in game, but such outsider like PM isnt going to make even 10 bucks a day, once his 6 month mission is finished.
Also i am really curious, why he is doing such project, i got an idea that he is financially secured till his last day, now he is bragging on gfy about his 3k project in 6 months, lol.

He made millions, he has pensions from the UK and Pragueland, invalidity benefits etc, all that poor tax payers are having to pay for, and now is thinking 16 bucks a day is impressive.

Makes you wonder where all his money went? He has a small house and an old car.

I don't think he put it up his nose, so what else is there? Gambling?

epitome · 03-15-2012, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

He made millions, he has pensions from the UK and Pragueland, invalidity benefits etc, all that poor tax payers are having to pay for, and now is thinking 16 bucks a day is impressive.

Makes you wonder where all his money went? He has a small house and an old car.

I don't think he put it up his nose, so what else is there? Gambling?

Also remember that depending on the day, he is making $3k or $6k a month from adult still, despite being "retired."

Two pensions, $3-6k a month, a working wife. He has to be making well over $100k a year trolling GFY.

Great gig.

Nicky · 03-15-2012, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

So as I'm obviously not an SEO, design, traffic, blogging, webmastering, shooting

You have me confused. Isn't It those things you really are an expert on??

DamianJ · 03-15-2012, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

You have me confused. Isn't It those things you really are an expert on??

He's an expert at getting his family to not want to spend any time with him.

Bryan G · 03-15-2012, 03:01 PM

I'd gladly put some money in if you'd fuck off and take dvtimes with you. Wtf is with the english retards around this place?

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