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Dirty F · 12-06-2012, 01:29 PM

Did it escape from that fucking planet in Alien or something?

Jesus...someone tell me it's fake. And if it's real then it what country this is. So i can make sure never to go there.

ColBigBalls · 12-06-2012, 01:30 PM

Must be Australia. They have all the fucked up shit there heh.

Scott McD · 12-06-2012, 01:30 PM

Wtf ?!

georgeyw · 12-06-2012, 01:31 PM

Looks like a huntsman spider

https://www.google.com.au/search?hl=...ndigfj rYGgDA

We have them in Australia.....

Scott McD · 12-06-2012, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ColBigBalls

Must be Australia. They have all the fucked up shit there heh.

Dirty F · 12-06-2012, 01:33 PM

Yeah, ofcourse, Australia. Could've guessed that. Everything that is uber poisonous and evil lives in Australia.

Penny24Seven · 12-06-2012, 01:35 PM

the only thing good about that over the ones in Florida is you see that fucking thing and have no surprises lol. It looks like it has legs over a foot long haha fucking crazy

ColBigBalls · 12-06-2012, 01:35 PM

God I hate spiders! Give me an anaconda any day!

RyuLion · 12-06-2012, 01:39 PM

Fuckin' A batman!

georgeyw · 12-06-2012, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

Yeah, ofcourse, Australia. Could've guessed that. Everything that is uber poisonous and evil lives in Australia.

Check out funnel web and red back. The huntsman is a pussy venom wise compared to them

georgeyw · 12-06-2012, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

What an idiot!

tfs · 12-06-2012, 01:48 PM

Everything in Australia wants to kill you. Why would anyone ever want to go there? There's a reason Australia used to be a British penal colony - the British never expected anyone to survive.

_Richard_ · 12-06-2012, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

Check out funnel web and red back. The huntsman is a pussy venom wise compared to them

red back? how isn't that a black widow lol

2intense · 12-06-2012, 01:51 PM

PR_Phil · 12-06-2012, 01:52 PM

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It looks like it has legs over a foot long haha fucking crazy

I think the picture is a little deceptive, at first I thought the thing was about 2 feet long as well, then I noticed, that's not a door on the side, it's a bathroom window, and the frames on them are about 1.5" square, I believe the plywood stop at the top of the window is about 4" square, which would make the spider about 12" to 13" total in length. Still would be 3 times the size of any spider I have ever seen, but not as big as it looks when you first glance at it.

2intense · 12-06-2012, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

Did it escape from that fucking planet in Alien or something?

Jesus...someone tell me it's fake. And if it's real then it what country this is. So i can make sure never to go there.

georgeyw · 12-06-2012, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

red back? how isn't that a black widow lol

According to wikipedia, they are a form of 'widow' spider.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redback_spider

O MARINA · 12-06-2012, 02:05 PM

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Asparaguss · 12-06-2012, 02:06 PM

Thats some creepy shit!

Evil Chris · 12-06-2012, 02:08 PM

It's like a small dog.... damn.

Roald · 12-06-2012, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Haha wtf!

_Richard_ · 12-06-2012, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

According to wikipedia, they are a form of 'widow' spider.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redback_spider

haha wow i didn't realize they're all over the world.. it's one of the most dangerous around here

up there with grizzlies lol

CourtneyR · 12-06-2012, 02:17 PM

georgeyw · 12-06-2012, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

haha wow i didn't realize they're all over the world.. it's one of the most dangerous around here

up there with grizzlies lol

Nah neither did I, pretty amazing that such a small thing can do so much damage.

sandman! · 12-06-2012, 02:27 PM

seeandsee · 12-06-2012, 02:33 PM

fake shit

michael.kickass · 12-06-2012, 03:43 PM

fake

Killswitch · 12-06-2012, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

Did it escape from that fucking planet in Alien or something?

Jesus...someone tell me it's fake. And if it's real then it what country this is. So i can make sure never to go there.

EliteWebmaster · 12-06-2012, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 2intense

I was thinking the same thing when I saw the pic of that massive spider

EliteWebmaster · 12-06-2012, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by CourtneyR_FFN

Loved that pic Courtney

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 12-06-2012, 04:34 PM

Real spider! http://www.hoax-slayer.com/giant-spi...nchester.shtml

NatalieK · 12-06-2012, 04:54 PM

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Loved that pic Courtney

Indeed, made me laugh

CyberHustler · 12-06-2012, 05:06 PM

I'd probably die from fright if I saw one. You should see how I get for normal sized spiders...

AllAboutCams · 12-06-2012, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

Looks like a huntsman spider

https://www.google.com.au/search?hl=...ndigfj rYGgDA

We have them in Australia.....

The first time i seen a huntsman on the curtains me and my dad ran around the house screaming
why do they pop out on you

georgeyw · 12-06-2012, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by AllAboutCams

The first time i seen a huntsman on the curtains me and my dad ran around the house screaming
why do they pop out on you

Mum does the same thing.

I have no idea how they just seem to appear, especially since they are such big bastards!

I have had a few in my car under the sun visor and that is never fun (oh it's sunny let me put my sun visor down da fuck is that..... ) - great way to test your brakes and how quick you can jump out of your car though

AllAboutCams · 12-06-2012, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

Mum does the same thing.

I have no idea how they just seem to appear, especially since they are such big bastards!

I have had a few in my car under the sun visor and that is never fun (oh it's sunny let me put my sun visor down da fuck is that..... ) - great way to test your brakes and how quick you can jump out of your car though

My hart rate increased reading that wow i think i would jump out

rowan · 12-06-2012, 05:26 PM

I had a huntsman living in my car for a while... saw it run over my roof and squeeze through a tiny gap into the boot, then disappeared into the upper body. A few months later it (or another one) scurried across the driver's seat as I opened the door and was about to sit down. That time I managed to grab it and put it outside.

Miguel T · 12-06-2012, 07:01 PM

Holy fuck!

Dirty F · 12-06-2012, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by rowan

I had a huntsman living in my car for a while... saw it run over my roof and squeeze through a tiny gap into the boot, then disappeared into the upper body. A few months later it (or another one) scurried across the driver's seat as I opened the door and was about to sit down. That time I managed to grab it and put it outside.

No way i would sit in that car anymore.

L-Pink · 12-06-2012, 07:06 PM

It has a huge vagina.

adult-help · 12-06-2012, 07:13 PM

fuck spiders..

d-null · 12-06-2012, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by rowan

I had a huntsman living in my car for a while... saw it run over my roof and squeeze through a tiny gap into the boot, then disappeared into the upper body. A few months later it (or another one) scurried across the driver's seat as I opened the door and was about to sit down. That time I managed to grab it and put it outside.

hold on a second.... you "grabbed" it?? with bare hands?? or do you keep industrial strength shoulder length gloves on hand at all times for this type of situation??

Failed · 12-06-2012, 08:03 PM

$100 says I'm not the only one who just looked up at their ceiling and checked all the corners.

Lewis_T · 12-06-2012, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

I have had a few in my car under the sun visor and that is never fun (oh it's sunny let me put my sun visor down da fuck is that..... ) - great way to test your brakes and how quick you can jump out of your car though

Same thing happened to me recently, thankfully I was just about to start driving as I saw it and it ran into the door crack. They are big and damn fast.

The golden orb spiders are the ones I hate, I got bitten on the face about 6 months ago, swelled up around the eye for a few days and had a red bite spot for about 4 weeks after that.

Dirty F · 12-06-2012, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Lewis_T

Same thing happened to me recently, thankfully I was just about to start driving as I saw it and it ran into the door crack. They are big and damn fast.

The golden orb spiders are the ones I hate, I got bitten on the face about 6 months ago, swelled up around the eye for a few days and had a red bite spot for about 4 weeks after that.

I'm so happy we don't have spiders here which can get through your skin.

Si · 12-06-2012, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Failed

$100 says I'm not the only one who just looked up at their ceiling and checked all the corners.

I'd shit myself at a spider that big. They don't usually bother me, but that definately would!

JamesM · 12-06-2012, 08:19 PM

goosebumps ,

TrustedJ · 12-06-2012, 08:23 PM

i couldn't live with that around!

georgeyw · 12-06-2012, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lewis_T

Same thing happened to me recently, thankfully I was just about to start driving as I saw it and it ran into the door crack. They are big and damn fast.

The golden orb spiders are the ones I hate, I got bitten on the face about 6 months ago, swelled up around the eye for a few days and had a red bite spot for about 4 weeks after that.

I have a heap of them in my garden and the ones that wrap themselves up in leaves. Fuckers build spider webs over my driveway each night so when I go out to my car in the morning - bang spiderweb in the face if I forget to put my arm out and clear them away.

Have not been bitten yet *knock on wood*

@ Franck, last week I was putting on a t-shirt from my closet and I felt something moving on my back so shook the t-shirt and a big black spider fell out and he now live inside my vacuum cleaner along with a few nails and anything else sharp that were sent down after him

rowan · 12-06-2012, 08:42 PM

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hold on a second.... you "grabbed" it?? with bare hands?? or do you keep industrial strength shoulder length gloves on hand at all times for this type of situation??

Huntsmans are scary looking but fairly harmless and shy. It takes a lot of provocation for them to bite you and when they do it's not dangerous. They do move FAST though, so I wouldn't try picking them up. In this case it had wrapped itself around a sandwich bag, so I just picked up the bag and dropped it onto the road. My fingertips were half an inch from those hairy legs.

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	What the fuck is this thing?? Did it escape from that fucking planet in Alien or something? Jesus...someone tell me it's fake. And if it's real then it what country this is. So i can make sure never to go there.

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