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12-27-2012, 01:05 PM
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Best way to get Weed out of your System?
Need help passing a drug test for work.
What works? How long will I need to wait to pass it for sure? |
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12-27-2012, 01:06 PM
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Arthur Flegenheimer
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Use cocaine
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12-27-2012, 01:07 PM
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Drink some bleach.
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12-27-2012, 01:08 PM
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smoke the opposite of weed, it would counteract the effects!
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12-27-2012, 01:08 PM
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working on my tan
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Substitute your pregnant sisters urine.
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12-27-2012, 01:08 PM
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Blood transfusion.
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12-27-2012, 01:09 PM
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At a mcdonald's, I pee'd into a condom for my friend and he taped it to his leg and just punctured it into the cup.
The other method is too just drink tons of water, you're urine becomes so diluted (clear in color) that it's nearly untraceable. You'll have to drink an exorbitant amount though, timing will be difficult. Anyway, never had to deal with this issue on a personal level, but know from associates that this is the way to go. My friend passed his drug test btw with the condom.  |
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12-27-2012, 01:10 PM
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I am Amazing Content!
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shave your head as well
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12-27-2012, 01:11 PM
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I got my brother past one by buying one of those strong cleanse drinks from GNC then drinking as much other fluids as he possibly could (nearly drown and sick level).. Water, cranberry juice and Gatorade. His test came back inconclusive but it also bought him the few extra days clean for the retest. He was smoking up to the night before he got the call to take the test.
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12-27-2012, 01:11 PM
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Junior Achiever
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You're fucked!
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12-27-2012, 01:11 PM
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Looking for real suggestions...
Thanks for the Condom idea. |
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12-27-2012, 01:12 PM
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Likes Pie
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That depends on a lot of things.
What kind of test? How much do you smoke? |
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12-27-2012, 01:22 PM
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Whats your body fat percentage approx? Higher your BF the longer THC will be in your system.
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12-27-2012, 01:22 PM
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stay clean for at least 4 weeks
drink lots of water. Buy a home test at the pharmacy to be sure.
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12-27-2012, 01:23 PM
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Pay It Forward
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golden seal and a hellava lot of water.
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12-27-2012, 01:24 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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don't smoke weed
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12-27-2012, 01:24 PM
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search "Cannabis drug testing" on wikipedia.
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12-27-2012, 01:37 PM
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Get a different job.
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12-27-2012, 01:39 PM
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Living the Dream
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Realize you're going to have to have a job where you get to have a nifty patch on your shirt with your name on it.
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12-27-2012, 01:41 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Make more money online, problem solved. Fuck your boss, tell him to suck your nut on your way out.
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12-27-2012, 01:50 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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You went to work in that coat and now they're sending you to take a drug test?
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12-27-2012, 01:52 PM
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working on my tan
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12-27-2012, 01:53 PM
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👏 REVOLUTIONARY 👏
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Get a job that doesn't tell you what you can and can't do on your non-work hour times.
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12-27-2012, 01:59 PM
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1 gallon jar of pickles. Toss the pickles & drink the juice.
I honestly have no idea whether this works or not as I have never done this or needed to, but I have many friends that swear by it. Otherwise I agree with Killswitch above.
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12-27-2012, 02:01 PM
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12-27-2012, 02:02 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Bend over and spread your cheeks for the man
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12-27-2012, 02:07 PM
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Monger Cash
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1 16 ounce glass of white vinegar every hour
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12-27-2012, 02:13 PM
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Pay It Forward
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12-27-2012, 02:15 PM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Eat your morning poo.
Works every time - Then, the overload of YOUR OWN NATURAL toxins in your wee, will override the dope |
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12-27-2012, 02:33 PM
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the ross rebagliati defense!
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12-27-2012, 02:35 PM
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Porn is Dead. Move along.
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simple: dont smoke the herb
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12-27-2012, 02:40 PM
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Smoke more
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12-27-2012, 03:01 PM
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Lots of water. Either you pass or it is inconclusive as others have said and retest later.
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12-27-2012, 03:02 PM
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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 Let me know if you need help, I always score high on drug tests...   ADG |
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12-27-2012, 03:05 PM
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What kind of test is it? If it's a hair follicle test, you're fucked unless you have three months to let it grow out.
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12-27-2012, 03:21 PM
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Move to a better country.
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12-27-2012, 03:22 PM
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Don't smoke.
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12-27-2012, 03:32 PM
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Depends on if hair or piss. Figure 1-3 months, but they will likely have follow-up testing too
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12-27-2012, 03:56 PM
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Home Remedy - 3 days of Niacin, kinda painful but it works. Your skin feels hot and it sucks. I've passed a few tests this way.
Or https://detoxify.com/ this works also and its less painfull
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12-27-2012, 04:19 PM
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I would add a drop of this in your urines + a small drop of acid
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide (it is suppose to oxide the colorant) But i'm not sure if it works. Drink a lot of water, don't smoke during at least 4 weeks |
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12-27-2012, 04:35 PM
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I've no experience myself but I have friends that swear by Vitamin B (Niacin), and Charcoal pills and if you look at the label of most of the cleansers it's mostly Niacin.
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12-27-2012, 04:37 PM
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your body needs a lot of liquids now
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12-27-2012, 04:43 PM
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What kind of retarded job is this anyway. And why do you smoke if they test you?
How can anyone ever accept this? No boss is ever gonna tell me what i can or can't do at home. |
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12-27-2012, 04:55 PM
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Drink a bunch of Roundup. That'll get rid of that pesky weed.
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12-27-2012, 05:00 PM
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I wonder what makes people think drinking something will remove something else from your system.
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12-27-2012, 05:05 PM
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12-27-2012, 05:09 PM
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Put a fake squeeze cock with clean urine in It like on Entourage
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12-27-2012, 05:13 PM
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use someone else's piss. do they watch you or something?
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so using someone else's piss or drinking ton of water to beat the test isn't as easy as it sounds... if it was that easy, every stoner would just pour a cup of water with some yellow food coloring into the test cup to pass the test...
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