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Heath · 01-02-2013, 11:02 PM

Has anyone else watched this show? I'm not sure if the intent was supposed to be funny. But I can't stop LOL'n every time it comes on.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/am...t-the-show.htm

mechanicvirus · 01-02-2013, 11:04 PM

Its hilarious

keysync · 01-02-2013, 11:04 PM

I've been watching it.
It's funny to me because there's lots of Amish about 30 minutes from my house.

Did you know that 60% of all Amish households have been established since 1990
They're a fast growing demographic in the US.
And they fucking stink.
They only bathe once a week.

StinkyPink · 01-02-2013, 11:05 PM

I love it! I live in Pa. and shop at a small amish grocery quite frequently... I keep forgetting to ask the clerk if he knows "Lebenon Levi" lol.

Edit: Actually the store is owned and ran by menonites, but a few are from Lebenon, Pa. area and they get a lot of whole grains and homemade goods from the amish community.

Panky · 01-02-2013, 11:38 PM

How much more fake could they possibly get? lol! I'm from Lancaster County and have lived around the Amish most of my life. The show is so far from reality, but it doesn't really matter. Someone came up with a brilliant idea for a reality show and with the "English" being so curious about the Amish, it was bound to be a hit. lol!

Lace · 01-02-2013, 11:45 PM

I've been wanting to see this show but haven't caught it yet.

I love the Amish. They make some killer food. Their scrapple is amazing. Occasionally the wife and I will visit a farmers market/flea market up in Pennsylvania. I just go for the food

Theo · 01-02-2013, 11:58 PM

They are the best at working with wood

Heath · 01-03-2013, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Panky

How much more fake could they possibly get? lol! I'm from Lancaster County and have lived around the Amish most of my life. The show is so far from reality, but it doesn't really matter. Someone came up with a brilliant idea for a reality show and with the "English" being so curious about the Amish, it was bound to be a hit. lol!

Exactly why I find it so comical. As some one who has went to Lancaster, PA for nearly a decade and has seen absolutely 0 'Mafia' I call bullshit.

Especially considering the dudes on the show all look, and act like total pussies who I would manhandle at the drop of a dime.

I feel as if this show was made just for the lulz...

Jay - SMASH · 01-03-2013, 12:21 AM

Its right up there with hardcore pawn. All real, nothing scripted lol

24/7 Blogging Crew · 01-03-2013, 12:38 AM

Esther is my xgirlfriend

JFK · 01-03-2013, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by AVN Theo

They are the best at working with wood

Does that give you a "woodie" Theo ?

crockett · 01-03-2013, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Panky

How much more fake could they possibly get? lol! I'm from Lancaster County and have lived around the Amish most of my life. The show is so far from reality, but it doesn't really matter. Someone came up with a brilliant idea for a reality show and with the "English" being so curious about the Amish, it was bound to be a hit. lol!

I saw one episode it's obviously fake as hell just like any other reality TV show. Might of been a better sell if they toned it down a bit. I pretty much assume some stoner was listening to Weird Al's Amish Paradise the rip of Coolio's gangster paradise put 2&2 together came up with this shit.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-03-2013, 03:18 AM

The show's closing credits state that "re-creations are based on eyewitness accounts, testimonials and the legend of the Amish Mafia."

ADG

Sarah_Jayne · 01-03-2013, 03:38 AM

I'm Pennsylvania Dutch and I keep seeing it listed but not sure I can really bring myself to watch it.

Herb Kornfield · 01-03-2013, 07:34 AM

These guys are a joke.

I'd like to see them step up to some real gangsters down here in Philly ....

spazlabz · 01-03-2013, 08:01 AM

Nothing screams 'legit Amish' like shaved faces and tattoos

TampaToker · 01-03-2013, 08:18 AM

lol pretty funny show

TurboAngel · 01-03-2013, 09:10 AM

It is funny.

TheSquealer · 01-03-2013, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

Nothing screams 'legit Amish' like shaved faces and tattoos

What about the assault rifles and new Cadillacs and Mercedes?

CT-Content · 01-03-2013, 10:54 AM

Let's not forget the trip Levi and Esther taking a trip to Florida.
Esther in a bathing suit?
Like nobody in the Amish community is going to watch the show?
Good time killer but definitely a bunch of bullshit!

D Ghost · 01-03-2013, 11:38 AM

The people on this show are horrible actors, they need acting lessons. It is so fake.

BIGTYMER · 01-03-2013, 11:48 AM

Hardcore.

Heath · 01-03-2013, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

Hardcore.

mechanicvirus · 01-03-2013, 12:47 PM

How would the amish mafia do against say a detroit tribe on marcus and winfield ave at 11 pm at night?

mechanicvirus · 01-03-2013, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield

These guys are a joke.

I'd like to see them step up to some real gangsters down here in Philly ....

Cute but gangs from the east side of detroit would make even the most "hardened" west philly thug shit his pants.

Penny24Seven · 01-03-2013, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

Nothing screams 'legit Amish' like shaved faces and tattoos

HAHA nice

Sarah_Jayne · 01-03-2013, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield

These guys are a joke.

I'd like to see them step up to some real gangsters down here in Philly ....

To be perfect, it would have to go down at Reading Terminal Market over the whoppie pie covered counter tops.

pornsprite · 01-03-2013, 06:31 PM

I believe it is implied that they will kill people that cross them so in that respect they are no different from any other gang. Killed dead is killed dead.

Joshua G · 01-03-2013, 10:24 PM

there is an amish mafia. its just that thugs cutting beards isn't necessarily good TV.

L-Pink · 01-03-2013, 10:28 PM

clop clop clop clop bam bam bam clop clop clop ….. Amish drive by.

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PornDiscounts-V · 01-04-2013, 05:23 AM

Don't have time to watch that show.

John-ACWM · 01-04-2013, 10:23 AM

sounds funny, I'll give it a try.

Joshua G · 01-04-2013, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

clop clop clop clop bam bam bam clop clop clop ?.. Amish drive by.

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MaDalton · 01-04-2013, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

clop clop clop clop bam bam bam clop clop clop ?.. Amish drive by.

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they still speak german i heard

NaughtyRob · 01-04-2013, 12:35 PM

Fake as fuck but still funny.
I grew up in Western PA and had very close family friends that were Amish. Went to the farms often. Great people.

Asparaguss · 01-04-2013, 02:50 PM

I always thought it looked retarded, maybe I will take a look at it now though.

anexsia · 01-04-2013, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

clop clop clop clop bam bam bam clop clop clop ?.. Amish drive by.

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DBS.US · 01-04-2013, 05:34 PM

They should make a show Porno Mafia. Guys never get paid and have all their content stolen and do nothing about it.

keysync · 01-04-2013, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US

They should make a show Porno Mafia. Guys never get paid and have all their content stolen and do nothing about it.

That would never work. Nothing fake about that.

01-02-2013, 11:02 PM	#1
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keysync Living the Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Murica Posts: 2,376	I've been watching it. It's funny to me because there's lots of Amish about 30 minutes from my house. Did you know that 60% of all Amish households have been established since 1990 They're a fast growing demographic in the US. And they fucking stink. They only bathe once a week. __________________

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StinkyPink It's all goooood. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Hoe Stroll Posts: 1,591	I love it! I live in Pa. and shop at a small amish grocery quite frequently... I keep forgetting to ask the clerk if he knows "Lebenon Levi" lol. Edit: Actually the store is owned and ran by menonites, but a few are from Lebenon, Pa. area and they get a lot of whole grains and homemade goods from the amish community. Last edited by StinkyPink; 01-02-2013 at 11:07 PM..

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Lace Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 16,116	I've been wanting to see this show but haven't caught it yet. I love the Amish. They make some killer food. Their scrapple is amazing. Occasionally the wife and I will visit a farmers market/flea market up in Pennsylvania. I just go for the food __________________ Your Paysite Partner Strength In Numbers! StickyDollars \| RadicalCash \| KennysPennies \| HomegrownCash

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mechanicvirus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern California Posts: 3,735	Its hilarious

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Panky Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 269	How much more fake could they possibly get? lol! I'm from Lancaster County and have lived around the Amish most of my life. The show is so far from reality, but it doesn't really matter. Someone came up with a brilliant idea for a reality show and with the "English" being so curious about the Amish, it was bound to be a hit. lol!

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	I'm Pennsylvania Dutch and I keep seeing it listed but not sure I can really bring myself to watch it.

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Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	These guys are a joke. I'd like to see them step up to some real gangsters down here in Philly ....

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spazlabz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,548	Nothing screams 'legit Amish' like shaved faces and tattoos

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TampaToker Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Location: Tampa Posts: 5,827	lol pretty funny show __________________ Icq 247-742-205

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TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	It is funny.

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CT-Content So Fucking Intelligent Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 434	Let's not forget the trip Levi and Esther taking a trip to Florida. Esther in a bathing suit? Like nobody in the Amish community is going to watch the show? Good time killer but definitely a bunch of bullshit! Last edited by CT-Content; 01-03-2013 at 10:56 AM..

01-03-2013, 11:38 AM	#21
D Ghost null Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 9,820	The people on this show are horrible actors, they need acting lessons. It is so fake.

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mechanicvirus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern California Posts: 3,735	How would the amish mafia do against say a detroit tribe on marcus and winfield ave at 11 pm at night?

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pornsprite Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,643	I believe it is implied that they will kill people that cross them so in that respect they are no different from any other gang. Killed dead is killed dead. __________________ Go Fuck Yourself Last edited by pornsprite; 01-03-2013 at 06:31 PM.. Reason: correct my spelling

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Joshua G dumb libs love censorship Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,198	there is an amish mafia. its just that thugs cutting beards isn't necessarily good TV. Last edited by Joshua G; 01-03-2013 at 10:26 PM..

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