CJ Bucks launches thethrillhammer.com the greatest fucking machine site ever! - GoFuckYourself.com

Rick Latona · 02-19-2003, 07:52 PM

CJ Bucks has just launched The Thrill Hammer (consol free tour), the greatest "fucking machine" site ever.

Many of you have probably seen demos of this machine at one of the past Internext shows. This machine has been in development for nearly two years.

They've paired the latest in design, video conferencing, tele-dildonics, and information technologies and developed a product that is unique to any industry.

This machine can be controled over the Internet! The member can control how fast and deep the machine penetrates the girl sitting in the machine.

The Super Humongous Company has chosen Consumption Junction as the exclusive marketer of the Pay Site for this product. Customers will be able to watch long, high-bandwidth archived episodes that will be added weekly to the site.

Our initial traffic testing has this site converting like mad. Anyone who has ever had a fetish for watching female masterbation can see why this site is so incredibly erotic. When you are watching a movie and a girl is masterbating you always know in the back of your mind that the girl could be faking her orgasim. If you watch a single episode on http://www.thethrillhammer.com you'll know she isn't faking. This is a 20,000 dollar + dildo we are talking about here.

Sign up and send traffic!

WiredGuy · 02-19-2003, 07:55 PM

Very cool idea Rick. Great to see you guys coming up with new sites. Congrats and it looks great.

Cheers
WG

Kimmykim · 02-19-2003, 07:57 PM

Please tell me you don't have that thing in LA ;)

heymatty · 02-19-2003, 08:02 PM

Interesting site design, kinda mainstream looking.

Looks cool

Pipecrew · 02-19-2003, 08:03 PM

design sorta reminds me of a webhost or something

best of luck

Rick Latona · 02-19-2003, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Please tell me you don't have that thing in LA ;)

LOL I'll have one in Atlanta! I think it can be shipped to Phoenix for about 2 grand.

Kimmykim · 02-19-2003, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rick Latona

LOL I'll have one in Atlanta! I think it can be shipped to Phoenix for about 2 grand.

Whew, I don't much come thru Atlanta anymore ;)

Rick Latona · 02-19-2003, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by heymatty
Interesting site design, kinda mainstream looking.

Looks cool

I think that is going to be a comment many people will have. The site was designed by the machine's inventors. These are the same people who started that whole x10 wireless thing. I think their past experience in online marketing warrents us giving their design a chance. It is converting really well for us.

Fletch XXX · 02-19-2003, 08:06 PM

YOu barely show whatever 'machine' you are talking about as if its something special.

I see nothing but a standard Sybian Saddle and a small sybian plug.

No 'Thrill Hammer'

This is nothing compared to Fucking Machines.

Pornkings · 02-19-2003, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Please tell me you don't have that thing in LA ;)

KK call me tomorrow

Fletch XXX · 02-19-2003, 08:09 PM

Not putting it, the site, or concept down in any way.

I was just expecting a 'Thrill Hammer' I see nothing but a small Sybian plug. Standard on all Sybians.

Pornkings · 02-19-2003, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rick Latona

I think that is going to be a comment many people will have. The site was designed by the machine's inventors. These are the same people who started that whole x10 wireless thing. I think their past experience in online marketing warrents us giving their design a chance. It is converting really well for us.

Are you cruising out tonite to Standard?

Kimmykim · 02-19-2003, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings

KK call me tomorrow

Whats your number, I'll be in LA most of the day...

Rick Latona · 02-19-2003, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
YOu barely show whatever 'machine' you are talking about as if its something special.

I see nothing but a standard Sybian Saddle and a small sybian plug.

No 'Thrill Hammer'

This is nothing compared to Fucking Machines.

Send me an email at [email protected] and I'll provide you with a password so you can see how intense this machine is. Video and image examples will be available for download on CJ Bucks in the coming days.

Pornkings · 02-19-2003, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

Whats your number, I'll be in LA most of the day...

800-230-1255 where in LA are you?

Kimmykim · 02-19-2003, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings

800-230-1255 where in LA are you?

I said I'd be there tomorrow, I'm in Phoenix right now you goof

Brown Bear · 02-19-2003, 08:13 PM

fuckingmachine.com looks bettter

Pipecrew · 02-19-2003, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rick Latona

Send me an email at [email protected] and I'll provide you with a password so you can see how intense this machine is. Video and image examples will be available for download on CJ Bucks in the coming days.

But dont you see his point? No visitors even see the machine intill they are inside?

Pornkings · 02-19-2003, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

I said I'd be there tomorrow, I'm in Phoenix right now you goof

Well you could have been In the valley or something we don't consider that LA. LOL

Kimmykim · 02-19-2003, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings

Well you could have been In the valley or something we don't consider that LA. LOL

I HOPE you don't consider us part of LA... I'll be in Marina del Rey for a few hours tomorrow

Rick Latona · 02-19-2003, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings

Are you cruising out tonite to Standard?

Yup! See you there.

02-19-2003, 07:52 PM	#1
Rick Latona The Best Ideas Start Here Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Atlanta Posts: 6,037	CJ Bucks launches thethrillhammer.com the greatest fucking machine site ever! CJ Bucks has just launched The Thrill Hammer (consol free tour), the greatest "fucking machine" site ever. Many of you have probably seen demos of this machine at one of the past Internext shows. This machine has been in development for nearly two years. They've paired the latest in design, video conferencing, tele-dildonics, and information technologies and developed a product that is unique to any industry. This machine can be controled over the Internet! The member can control how fast and deep the machine penetrates the girl sitting in the machine. The Super Humongous Company has chosen Consumption Junction as the exclusive marketer of the Pay Site for this product. Customers will be able to watch long, high-bandwidth archived episodes that will be added weekly to the site. Our initial traffic testing has this site converting like mad. Anyone who has ever had a fetish for watching female masterbation can see why this site is so incredibly erotic. When you are watching a movie and a girl is masterbating you always know in the back of your mind that the girl could be faking her orgasim. If you watch a single episode on http://www.thethrillhammer.com you'll know she isn't faking. This is a 20,000 dollar + dildo we are talking about here. Sign up and send traffic! __________________ Regards, Rick Latona http://latonas.com Latona's - We Sell Money Making Web Properties Note to buyers of websites and traffic: please check our inventory at http://latonas.com/websites-for-sale. If you would like to make an offer on something, just let me know.

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