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kristin · 01-29-2013, 02:08 PM

No bullshit, this is the homework from my youngest that I reviewed last Thursday night before the Friday submission. Directions: label the picture with a word that has oy, oi or ow in it.

This is what he came up with:

Emil · 01-29-2013, 02:11 PM

lol, looks right to me

C.Carnato · 01-29-2013, 02:13 PM

To be fair, lemons are pretty goy.

L-Pink · 01-29-2013, 02:19 PM

"Oy vey"

ZeroHero · 01-29-2013, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Emil

lol, looks right to me

yup A+

Sarah_Jayne · 01-29-2013, 02:24 PM

Did they hand it in with that answer?

kristin · 01-29-2013, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne

Did they hand it in with that answer?

He did not, but I sent it to his teacher via email and she LOVED it. When talking to her yesterday, she was completely supportive of his answer and could totally see how he derived at that. Pretty awesome.

Zuzana Designs · 01-29-2013, 02:27 PM

lolz...

Sarah_Jayne · 01-29-2013, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin

He did not, but I sent it to his teacher via email and she LOVED it. When talking to her yesterday, she was completely supportive of his answer and could totally see how he derived at that. Pretty awesome.

I was trying to picture the teacher's attempts not to laugh when they saw it.

MaDalton · 01-29-2013, 02:36 PM

lemonparty?

Imortyl Pussycat · 01-29-2013, 02:45 PM

Ross · 01-29-2013, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin

He did not, but I sent it to his teacher via email and she LOVED it. When talking to her yesterday, she was completely supportive of his answer and could totally see how he derived at that. Pretty awesome.

There is no oy, oi or ow in the first one

JFK · 01-29-2013, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Ross

There is no oy, oi or ow in the first one

work with us on this one , will ya

Seth Manson · 01-29-2013, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Ross

There is no oy, oi or ow in the first one

I guess you don't have any kids

Asparaguss · 01-29-2013, 03:11 PM

Well at least he is right haha

Rochard · 01-29-2013, 03:11 PM

The funny thing is as an adult... You get to know your kid's teachers. And they aren't nearly as square as we thought growing up. One of my kid's teachers is smoking hot too.

Penny24Seven · 01-29-2013, 03:13 PM

does the first one say pJays? if so I am lost

kristin · 01-29-2013, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

does the first one say pJays? if so I am lost

No, it says, "gays."

He must have started writing something else, maybe the right answer (boys) but then went with a "g."

He's all boy, so needless to say his handwriting isn't that great.

And with this post, I'm at 10k!

purecane · 01-29-2013, 03:27 PM

Parenting 101..... You're doing it right

epitome · 01-29-2013, 03:37 PM

I cracked up when I saw that on FB and even showed my boyfriend.

_Richard_ · 01-29-2013, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

lemonparty?

went there myself lol

Sarah_Jayne · 01-29-2013, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin

No, it says, "gays."

He must have started writing something else, maybe the right answer (boys) but then went with a "g."

He's all boy, so needless to say his handwriting isn't that great.

And with this post, I'm at 10k!

Congrats.

Imortyl Pussycat · 01-29-2013, 03:49 PM

I completely missed the announcement that you were named VP of Pink Visual...just saw something on it today.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

kristin · 01-29-2013, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

I completely missed the announcement that you were named VP of Pink Visual...just saw something on it today.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Thank you!

kane · 01-29-2013, 04:56 PM

Lol that is great.

kane · 01-29-2013, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

The funny thing is as an adult... You get to know your kid's teachers. And they aren't nearly as square as we thought growing up. One of my kid's teachers is smoking hot too.

That is so true. When I was in 3rd grade my teacher called my mom because she thought I was dyslexic or something because no matter what she tried I would spell Virginia as Vagina.

It turns out I was mispronouncing it as Vaginia. Once they fixed that problem I was fine. Years later my mom told me after it was figured out she and the teacher laughed until they cried about me writing sentences like, "The settlers in Vagina were mostly farmers."

Little did they know it would end up becoming a career.

Spunky · 01-29-2013, 05:45 PM

Those kids pick up so much at a young age lol

Chris · 01-29-2013, 06:46 PM

well maybe he meant to write " guys" ;/

brassmonkey · 01-29-2013, 06:49 PM

what happened to after school specials?

Aric · 01-29-2013, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Ross

There is no oy, oi or ow in the first one

boys

shake · 01-29-2013, 06:55 PM

Smart kid you got there

PornoStar69 · 01-29-2013, 07:17 PM

illuminati homework

StickyGreen · 01-29-2013, 07:21 PM

Someone needs to teach him how to write the letter G... wtf

kristin · 01-29-2013, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

Someone needs to teach him how to write the letter G... wtf

He's in second grade and doesn't have much care to take his time to write nicely. His brother on the other hand has impeccable handwriting - he's also the one I bet to be gay.

brassmonkey · 01-29-2013, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by shake

Smart kid you got there

two kids standing together = gay?

south park would pick that up fast! tweeks and butters standing side by side and cartman calling them fags

brassmonkey · 01-29-2013, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris

well maybe he meant to write " guys" ;/

nah thats a "A" not a "U"

brassmonkey · 01-29-2013, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin

No bullshit, this is the homework from my youngest that I reviewed last Thursday night before the Friday submission. Directions: label the picture with a word that has oy, oi or ow in it.

This is what he came up with:

congratzz on 10 grand

JamesM · 01-29-2013, 10:01 PM

bright kid

Lisa_trafficshop · 01-30-2013, 01:38 AM

Great solution of the open-minded young man!

CurrentlySober · 01-30-2013, 01:42 AM

Reminds me of this one...

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Some Guy · 01-30-2013, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Chris

well maybe he meant to write " guys" ;/

That was my thought as well. He was probably just trying to write "guys."

Hilarious, either way.

alex.missyouth · 01-30-2013, 06:28 AM

LOL, and congratz on the 10k!

adult-help · 01-30-2013, 06:36 AM

it wont be so funny when in 15 years he brings home his girlfriend named Carl.

adult-help · 01-30-2013, 06:37 AM

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Reminds me of this one...

Full Explanation HERE

hilarious but i think it is fake - why dint she paint at least one female or family buying shovel?

JamesM · 01-30-2013, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by adult-help

it wont be so funny when in 15 years he brings home his girlfriend named Carl.

myjah · 01-30-2013, 06:47 AM

So you let him turn in his homework incorrect and label cartoon characters as gay?

Yes I find the humor in the entire thing, but school work and instructions are to be followed for a reason.

kristin · 01-30-2013, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by myjah

So you let him turn in his homework incorrect and label cartoon characters as gay?

Yes I find the humor in the entire thing, but school work and instructions are to be followed for a reason.

Where did I say I let him turn it in? I had him change it, of course.

I emailed his teacher when she let me know he had inspired other children to use their coins to buy stuff for others and not themselves and attached the pic to make her smile.

brassmonkey · 01-30-2013, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by adult-help

it wont be so funny when in 15 years he brings home his girlfriend named Carl.

kristin · 01-30-2013, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by adult-help

it wont be so funny when in 15 years he brings home his girlfriend named Carl.

He's not the one I think will bring home a Carl, his brother on the other hand...

Actually, both of my boys have already showed interest in girls and having girlfriends. Either way, both have a heart of gold so they would make any woman or man happy.

kristin · 01-30-2013, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by adult-help

it wont be so funny when in 15 years he brings home his girlfriend named Carl.

I can't help think of the Family Guy where they are in the future and Meg changes to a man.

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