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Happy Valentines Day and some valentines humor Happy Valentines Day and some valentines humor
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:14 AM   #1
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Happy Valentines Day and some valentines humor
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My wife just called me.

She said, "Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous."

I said, "That's probably why they've received flowers then."
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For fuck's sake, what a mess to sort out. I can't believe I've mixed their Valentine's Day cards up.

The girlfriend now thinks I love her and the wife thinks I want to fuck her.
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The wife said she's not wanting much for Valentine's Day.

She said, "Just some chocolates and a few little surprises will do me."

Kinder Eggs it is then.
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My girlfriend just came to bed with a bald pussy for Valentine's Day.

I don't know whether to thank her or the cancer.
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A lot of flowers turned up for the wife, today.

I was going to get jealous but then I remembered she died on Friday.
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:25 PM   #2
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First one is cute.
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