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Scott McD · 02-19-2013, 11:36 AM

I was out having lunch today when i heard something that amused me. This guy was ranting to his friend at their table about how he had to pay extra money a few weeks before at the airport because his suitcase was a little over the limit weight allowance.

He said he didn't mind the charge so much, but the fact that his wife who he basically said was a fat fuck and didn't have to pay anything extra annoyed him more.

"Why should i pay more because of the weight in my case, when that fat bitch weighs more than 2 of me put together"

I tried not to laugh out loud, but i needed that morning laugh anyway. And i suppose he had a very good point.

_Richard_ · 02-19-2013, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

I was out having lunch today when i heard something that amused me. This guy was ranting to his friend at their table about how he had to pay extra money a few weeks before at the airport because his suitcase was a little over the limit weight allowance.

He said he didn't mind the charge so much, but the fact that his wife who he basically said was a fat fuck and didn't have to pay anything extra annoyed him more.

"Why should i pay more because of the weight in my case, when that fat bitch weighs more than 2 of me put together"

I tried not to laugh out loud, but i needed that morning laugh anyway. And i suppose he had a very good point.

extremely. the worst is sitting next to a fat person

i spend the flight dreaming of the demand for compensation

Scott McD · 02-19-2013, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

extremely. the worst is sitting next to a fat person

i spend the flight dreaming of the demand for compensation

Something like this you mean ??

MaDalton · 02-19-2013, 11:41 AM

i think person and luggage should be weighed together and everyone is allowed to weigh 200 lbs for example. then women can carry all their clothes and fat people need to pay extra anyways

Ross · 02-19-2013, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i think person and luggage should be weighed together and everyone is allowed to weigh 200 lbs for example. then women can carry all their clothes and fat people need to pay extra anyways

The average healthy 6 foot + man is gonna be 170-190lbs. That wouldn't exactly be fair. I'm 186lbs and I consider myself in good shape, that means Id only have 14lbs for clothes, I am worse than my fiancee with clothes and she only weighs 111lbs. I guess if they did it on a per booking basis, ie both of us togerther cant be more than 400lbs. I agree with a total limit on passenger and baggage as it isn't fair if a 300lb man checks in 10lbs and a 150lbs man checks in 22lbs and gets charged overage.

_Richard_ · 02-19-2013, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Something like this you mean ??

perfectly lol

that look? the entire time.

PR_Phil · 02-19-2013, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

I was out having lunch today when i heard something that amused me. This guy was ranting to his friend at their table about how he had to pay extra money a few weeks before at the airport because his suitcase was a little over the limit weight allowance.

He said he didn't mind the charge so much, but the fact that his wife who he basically said was a fat fuck and didn't have to pay anything extra annoyed him more.

"Why should i pay more because of the weight in my case, when that fat bitch weighs more than 2 of me put together"

I tried not to laugh out loud, but i needed that morning laugh anyway. And i suppose he had a very good point.

airfare should be based on total weight + standard fee. The fact that you take up a seat has a real cost to it, and the total weight of you and your stuff also has a cost. if a plane carries 100 people, and they pay $250 each, ($25,000) they should be weighed on the way in with all their luggage. half the total fare ($12,500) should be divided by the aggregate total weight and people should be charged by the pound.

so, if the average is 220 pounds per person (including luggage) it's $12,500 divided by 22,000 pounds, or 57 cents a pound. that way fat people pay more. So, I weight 225, and usually have 50 pounds of luggage, (275 total) my wife weighs 115 and brings the same 50 pounds (165 total)

my ticket would be $125 + $.57 X 275 or $281.75
my wife's $125 + $.57 X 165 or $219.05

but that would never happen.

also, maybe it is just a coincident, but if you look at the normal price $250 and compare it to the method I used, and bring someone skinny, you end up paying the same overall, lol (average ticket with the above method for me and the wife was $250.40

Scott McD · 02-19-2013, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Phil

also, maybe it is just a coincident, but if you look at the normal price $250 and compare it to the method I used, and bring someone skinny, you end up paying the same overall, lol (average ticket with the above method for me and the wife was $250.40

Haha. The way you did it then yeah you would be the same.

I don't know what a "fair" solution would be, but all i know is it can't be fair to charge people for a suitcase being overweight, when someone who is overweight themselves doesn't have to pay a charge.

If weight = Fuel, then i'm actually very surprised they haven't tried to introduce something before. Unless of course they worry about offending half the country.

CurrentlySober · 02-19-2013, 11:57 AM

Why so fattist, bro?

shake · 02-19-2013, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Something like this you mean ??

Just think of the poor pilots wrist, having to hold the plain upright...

Phoenix · 02-19-2013, 12:00 PM

i always hope for a hot asian girl to sit beside me. I have been lucky a few times.
I have also been really unlucky.

One day i will only fly first or private

_Richard_ · 02-19-2013, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Why so fattist, bro?

you quittin drinkin'?

My Fucking Traffic · 02-19-2013, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

I don't know what a "fair" solution would be, but all i know is it can't be fair to charge people for a suitcase being overweight, when someone who is overweight themselves doesn't have to pay a charge.

Because that's called discrimination and could cost the airline more in legal fees to cover all the times they've been sued for discriminating against someone for their weight than it would be to just not do it.

We get it, you don't like fat people. Franck doesn't like black people, and someone else doesn't like white people.

Stop being such a prejudice fuck, because it hurts you more than it does the person you're being a dick too.

CurrentlySober · 02-19-2013, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

you quittin drinkin'?

Yep... Just over 2 weeks sober, and away from GFY, then I relapsed, and was fuck out of my face for 3 days

But got back on the wagon, started again, and I'm NEARLY 7 days sober again... (in about 4 hours!)

Put it this way... Its a process

_Richard_ · 02-19-2013, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Yep... Just over 2 weeks sober, and away from GFY, then I relapsed, and was fuck out of my face for 3 days

But got back on the wagon, started again, and I'm NEARLY 7 days sober again... (in about 4 hours!)

Put it this way... Its a process

is bud not a good thing where you are?

cause that solve ur problem pretty quick

CurrentlySober · 02-19-2013, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

is bud not a good thing where you are?

cause that solve ur problem pretty quick

Bud as in Budweiser? Piss water ! Cant be assed to drink it!

But if you mean 'pot' ? Then the answer is that it is illegal...

Not playing the 'Holier than thou' card - But I dont break the law, so its out of the equation.

Scott McD · 02-19-2013, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by venusgal

Because that's called discrimination and could cost the airline more in legal fees to cover all the times they've been sued for discriminating against someone for their weight than it would be to just not do it.

We get it, you don't like fat people. Franck doesn't like black people, and someone else doesn't like white people.

Stop being such a prejudice fuck, because it hurts you more than it does the person you're being a dick too.

Said the fat fuck.....

PR_Phil · 02-20-2013, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by venusgal

Because that's called discrimination and could cost the airline more in legal fees to cover all the times they've been sued for discriminating against someone for their weight than it would be to just not do it.

We get it, you don't like fat people. Franck doesn't like black people, and someone else doesn't like white people.

Stop being such a prejudice fuck, because it hurts you more than it does the person you're being a dick too.

no, it's not called discrimination, not even close, I am fat, and you are wrong.

discrimination would be charging someone more because you don't like the color of their skin, or you don't like the fact that they are fat.

This is charging someone more because it costs more to service them. It's the way the world should work, and it is perfectly fair.

if an elevator will hold 12 people or 1500 pounds, and I am on it with just 6 people who weigh 200 pounds each and some 750 pound behemoth wants to get on with us, am I discriminating against him when I ask him to wait for the next elevator? is the correct thing to do let him in and risk the lives of all 6 of us because he puts the mass 450 pounds over limit. The elevator clearly states that it will hold 12 normal sized people, so obviously I am a racist bigot discriminator?

I just went shopping for a new jacket. Like I said, I am fat, so I went to the big and tall store. Unfortunately I am not quite big enough, so I have to go to the normal stores and check out the few 48's they have in stock. At most of them, the same jacket in a 48" is about 20% more than it is in a 38". Is that discrimination, they want to charge me more just because I am fat? Or maybe is it because there is 20% more material in the jacket I need.

DamianJ · 02-20-2013, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by venusgal

Because that's called discrimination and could cost the airline more in legal fees to cover all the times they've been sued for discriminating against someone for their weight than it would be to just not do it.

We get it, you don't like fat people. Franck doesn't like black people, and someone else doesn't like white people.

Stop being such a prejudice fuck, because it hurts you more than it does the person you're being a dick too.

You fat, bro?

AllAboutCams · 02-20-2013, 07:34 AM

Ive been on a flight with a guy that took 2 seats thinking to myself if we have to get out quick we are all fucked.

bronco67 · 02-20-2013, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

I was out having lunch today when i heard something that amused me. This guy was ranting to his friend at their table about how he had to pay extra money a few weeks before at the airport because his suitcase was a little over the limit weight allowance.

He said he didn't mind the charge so much, but the fact that his wife who he basically said was a fat fuck and didn't have to pay anything extra annoyed him more.

"Why should i pay more because of the weight in my case, when that fat bitch weighs more than 2 of me put together"

I tried not to laugh out loud, but i needed that morning laugh anyway. And i suppose he had a very good point.

I feel sorry for his wife...haha now that's some funny shit.

My Fucking Traffic · 02-20-2013, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Phil

no, it's not called discrimination, not even close, I am fat, and you are wrong.

I'll just leave this here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sizeism

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Size discrimination or sizeism is a form of discrimination based upon a person's physical size, including but not limited to height and/or weight.

John-ACWM · 02-20-2013, 09:09 AM

funny guy, guess I would have LOL'd.

Scott McD · 02-20-2013, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by venusgal

I'll just leave this here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sizeism

You are still wrong and missing the point...

_Richard_ · 02-20-2013, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Bud as in Budweiser? Piss water ! Cant be assed to drink it!

But if you mean 'pot' ? Then the answer is that it is illegal...

Not playing the 'Holier than thou' card - But I dont break the law, so its out of the equation.

there would be no card to play lol

My Fucking Traffic · 02-20-2013, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

You are still wrong and missing the point...

The point is you're an asshole to someone who has done nothing to you, all because they're not your vision of a person.

Scott McD · 02-20-2013, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by venusgal

The point is you're an asshole to someone who has done nothing to you, all because they're not your vision of a person.

Now you've lost me altogether.

Who was i being an asshole to exactly ??

My Fucking Traffic · 02-20-2013, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Now you've lost me altogether.

Who was i being an asshole to exactly ??

You're constantly putting people down about their weight and talking about how fat people are a disgrace and all this other shit on here.

Scott McD · 02-20-2013, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by venusgal

You're constantly putting people down about their weight and talking about how fat people are a disgrace and all this other shit on here.

This thread was originally about a conversation i overheard. Nothing else.

Other people then gave their opinion on the matter. Welcome to how a message board works. I still didn't put anyone down.

You have made 271 posts since 2004. Yet all i can see these past few days is YOU trying to insult people and getting your panties in a twist.

So go look in the mirror and take your meds, asshat...

bronco67 · 02-20-2013, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by John-ACWM

funny guy, guess I would have LOL'd.

I guess a sense of humor is needed when someone has chosen to spend his life with someone he hates.

MaDalton · 02-20-2013, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by venusgal

I'll just leave this here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sizeism

size is a choice (yes, it is)

if you choose to be fat it's your problem

(and i am not exactly slim either)

My Fucking Traffic · 02-20-2013, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

This thread was originally about a conversation i overheard. Nothing else.

Other people then gave their opinion on the matter. Welcome to how a message board works. I still didn't put anyone down.

You have made 271 posts since 2004. Yet all i can see these past few days is YOU trying to insult people and getting your panties in a twist.

So go look in the mirror and take your meds, asshat...

I troll trolls, that's what I do, but I don't put people down for their size, race, or anything else like you do. I've seen you talk down about people who are over weight constantly. Not just this thread.

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

size is a choice (yes, it is)

if you choose to be fat it's your problem

(and i am not exactly slim either)

Just because someone is fat, whether they choose to or not (and yes, some people don't chose it and have problems controlling it), doesn't give someone the right to mock them because of it... Act like a grown up, we're not in 7th grade anymore where calling the chubby kid a fatass garners high fives from everyone for a "wicked sick burn, bro"

shake · 02-20-2013, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Yep... Just over 2 weeks sober, and away from GFY, then I relapsed, and was fuck out of my face for 3 days

But got back on the wagon, started again, and I'm NEARLY 7 days sober again... (in about 4 hours!)

Put it this way... Its a process

Glad you are trying man, I've watched a few of my family members drink themselves to death... hate to see anyone do that.

MaDalton · 02-20-2013, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by venusgal

Just because someone is fat, whether they choose to or not (and yes, some people don't chose it and have problems controlling it), doesn't give someone the right to mock them because of it... Act like a grown up, we're not in 7th grade anymore where calling the chubby kid a fatass garners high fives from everyone for a "wicked sick burn, bro"

i dont make fun of anyone or call names - i was just replying to this thread because i also find it unfair when i for example get charged for 10 lbs extra luggage and a 300 lbs person is not charged extra for being fat.

Scott McD · 02-20-2013, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i dont make fun of anyone or call names - i was just replying to this thread because i also find it unfair when i for example get charged for 10 lbs extra luggage and a 300 lbs person is not charged extra for being fat.

He, or she clearly has issues.

Best left alone to be honest...

My Fucking Traffic · 02-20-2013, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i dont make fun of anyone or call names - i was just replying to this thread because i also find it unfair when i for example get charged for 10 lbs extra luggage and a 300 lbs person is not charged extra for being fat.

Not directed at you.

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

He, or she clearly has issues.

Best left alone to be honest...

If being an adult and thinking that discriminating against someone who has a weight issue is not gonna help them, or society as a whole is having an "issue" then yes, I do.

Don't want people telling you to act like a big boy and not a child, then don't post such stupid things.

Scott McD · 02-20-2013, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by venusgal

If being an adult and thinking that discriminating against someone who has a weight issue is not gonna help them, or society as a whole is having an "issue" then yes, I do.

Don't want people telling you to act like a big boy and not a child, then don't post such stupid things.

Please quote where i discriminated.

Infact don't even bother. I find you way too boring to even reply back. If you don't like my posts, please feel free to add to ignore...

My Fucking Traffic · 02-20-2013, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Please quote where i discriminated.

Infact don't even bother. I find you way too boring to even reply back. If you don't like my posts, please feel free to add to ignore...

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1097972&highlight=fat

That's just one result of the 464 results while doing a GFY search for the keyword "fat" and your username.

Scott McD · 02-20-2013, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by venusgal

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1097972&highlight=fat

That's just one result of the 464 results while doing a GFY search for the keyword "fat" and your username.

Like I said, please quote where I discriminated in this thread. Or did you just make that up ??

Scott McD · 02-20-2013, 02:27 PM

Venusgal, someone just used the term "fat fuck" in another thread.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19491197&postcount=7

nico-t · 02-20-2013, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by venusgal

Because that's called discrimination and could cost the airline more in legal fees to cover all the times they've been sued for discriminating against someone for their weight than it would be to just not do it.

We get it, you don't like fat people. Franck doesn't like black people, and someone else doesn't like white people.

Stop being such a prejudice fuck, because it hurts you more than it does the person you're being a dick too.

well, people are born with their skin color, you can't change it. It's not exactly the same as being fat.

My Fucking Traffic · 02-20-2013, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

well, people are born with their skin color, you can't change it. It's not exactly the same as being fat.

And that warrants being ridiculed?

WarChild · 02-20-2013, 03:37 PM

The simple answer is fly first class. Not only do you get free checked luggage, the restictions are 70 pounds per piece instead of 50, and I've never seen a huge fatty in first class. I can't believe people still fly steerage.

WarChild · 02-20-2013, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by venusgal

And that warrants being ridiculed?

Yes. There's no excuse to be a bean bag chair looking eat machine.

http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/

02-19-2013, 11:36 AM	#1
Scott McD Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 67,795	Funny conversation i heard today I was out having lunch today when i heard something that amused me. This guy was ranting to his friend at their table about how he had to pay extra money a few weeks before at the airport because his suitcase was a little over the limit weight allowance. He said he didn't mind the charge so much, but the fact that his wife who he basically said was a fat fuck and didn't have to pay anything extra annoyed him more. "Why should i pay more because of the weight in my case, when that fat bitch weighs more than 2 of me put together" I tried not to laugh out loud, but i needed that morning laugh anyway. And i suppose he had a very good point. __________________ I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

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