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![]() FOLSOM, Calif. -- Most inmates are trying to get out of prison, but authorities say they caught a California parolee trying to sneak back in. Corrections Sgt. Tony Quinn says 48-year-old Marvin Lane Ussery was spotted late Wednesday night scaling the 7-foot tall, barbed wire-topped fence that encircles a large wooded area behind the California State Prison in Sacramento.
Quinn says Ussery served time at New Folsom for robbery before he was paroled in June 2009. Officials are investigating whether Ussery was attempting to smuggle in drugs or cell phones, but say they haven't found any contraband. Ussery is being held in Sacramento County Jail on suspicion of violating his parole and being an ex-convict on prison property full article...
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times must be tough for new cons today when your breaking back into prison.
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'now all i need to do is get arrested.. but how?'
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visit the prison wife free meal get up go to work
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a few years ago there was a hurricane warning here. i was at a convenience store and a mexican guy walks in, goes to the beer cooler and takes out 2 pounders. he then casually walks to the clerk and says "call the police, i'm stealing these"...he then walked outside and just stands there drinking....so as i walk back to my car i say "aren't you gonna run or something?" and he responds, "no, i'm homeless and there is a storm coming"......some people have no where to go, no food, no place to stay warm. it's tough on the streets.
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