Lion Allegedly Kills Zimbabwe Woman Having Sex In Bush - GoFuckYourself.com

ING82 · 03-07-2013, 08:39 AM

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"Unfortunately the woman, who was also known as Mai Desire, was mauled to death by the lion, but her boyfriend managed to escape naked and he was only wearing a condom," a source reportedly told the outlet. "The two were having their quality time near Mahombekombe Primary School."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2820870.html

Can imagine "ya baby oh ya! OH SHIT LION!!!" "Mai Desire" sounds like a prostitute name

Markul · 03-07-2013, 08:45 AM

lol that's pretty funny... horrible, but still funny

GAMEFINEST · 03-07-2013, 08:51 AM

sad way to go

MaDalton · 03-07-2013, 08:55 AM

african dude wearing a condom? must be a hoax

johnnyloadproductions · 03-07-2013, 08:56 AM

Part of the link bate in that headline is it might lead some to believe the lion was having sex with the woman, I wonder if the huffingtonpost would still run it?

Moral of the story, makes me glad that I'm a guy, seems like he's the one that gets away in these situations.

Scott McD · 03-07-2013, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

african dude wearing a condom? must be a hoax

Yeah i'm calling BS...

Kovachi · 03-07-2013, 11:31 AM

Good thing you used 'allegedly' in case the Lion was thinking of suing you.

brassmonkey · 03-07-2013, 11:38 AM

outdoor sex is risky.

find a mudd hutt

a lion is a huge muther fucker

some lion males over 500 pounds

im not outside at nite in africa

ever!

Spunky · 03-07-2013, 12:01 PM

No outdoor fornication in the Motherland

Aidoru · 03-07-2013, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

african dude wearing a condom? must be a hoax

lucas131 · 03-07-2013, 11:35 PM

sex near primary school, lion near primary school, looks like heavenly place to me

ninavain · 03-08-2013, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

african dude wearing a condom? must be a hoax

Thank you..total fake ass story
News needs to make up shit during slow news cycles.I just read about a teen that died after masturbating 42 times..fake as hell

onwebcam · 03-08-2013, 01:15 AM

She must have been on top

Axzar · 03-08-2013, 02:08 AM

That's why I always take my battery out of my laptop when it's plugged in.

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