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03-04-2013, 11:10 AM
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Ways to "silence" an interfering mother in law
I'm listening...
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03-04-2013, 11:12 AM
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Murder her.
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03-04-2013, 11:17 AM
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03-04-2013, 11:18 AM
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Relentlessly ridicule her for her weight problem until she kills herself?
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03-04-2013, 11:21 AM
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03-04-2013, 11:24 AM
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buy her some snake skin boots.
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03-04-2013, 11:35 AM
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Tell her straight up to mind her business. I had the same issue about a year ago. Got a call from her asking why we've not had kids yet (she never calls me personally) All I said was "with all due respect its none of your business, we will when we are ready"
That said my gf is now pregnant lol. Nothing to do with her mom though.
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03-04-2013, 11:43 AM
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The more i get asked, the more i just think, FUCK YOU!
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03-04-2013, 11:44 AM
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I need a beer
 
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Whip out your wiener and start fapping in front of her
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03-04-2013, 11:49 AM
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03-04-2013, 11:51 AM
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My mom is starting to get that way... Both my sisters had kids at a young age, and she's worried she's not gonna get grand kids from me... Why? Because I'm single (2 years after a small relationship, and 2 long relationships 1 having an engagement) and 28 in May... :S
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03-04-2013, 11:58 AM
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working on my tan
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Get her opinion on which neck tattoo you should get for her daughter.
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03-04-2013, 12:01 PM
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show her your bank account but also how happy her daughter is with you.
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03-04-2013, 12:03 PM
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She'll be around for a while so no need to be rude, sarcasm works in my case...
My answer to the having kids comment was "when we are ready to switch holes I'll let you know" ... was the last time she asked.
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03-04-2013, 12:05 PM
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03-04-2013, 12:07 PM
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03-04-2013, 12:07 PM
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03-04-2013, 12:26 PM
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03-04-2013, 12:29 PM
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03-04-2013, 12:29 PM
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03-04-2013, 12:30 PM
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03-04-2013, 12:30 PM
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03-04-2013, 12:32 PM
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Duct tape, across her mouth. Toss her in a trunk and take a nice, long drive out the the red hills, just outside of Las Vegas.
Dump the body there.
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03-04-2013, 12:37 PM
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That being said, i am best man for Ross's wedding next month, and looking forward to it immensely !!
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03-04-2013, 12:49 PM
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03-04-2013, 01:27 PM
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a dirty sock
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03-04-2013, 02:44 PM
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03-04-2013, 02:50 PM
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03-05-2013, 10:19 PM
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I'm fucking serious If you are white and have to act all proper: Still tell her to shut the fuck up The perks are: 1. Fuck that cunt 2. Her husband might be your new best friend 3. Who fucking cares That's real talk You're welcome |
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03-05-2013, 10:23 PM
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The only power she has over you and the only influence she has in your life is that which you and your girl allow her. This is not about "the mother in law" - you need to sit down and talk with your girl about the boundaries you guys need to agree on, set and stick to.
This is going to sound amazingly horrible but people are no different than dogs. Show weakness, you get tested non stop. Establish dominance and be consistent and you're in control. Be the boss, establish boundaries and enforce them.
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03-05-2013, 10:23 PM
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PS: If your woman lets her mother run her AT ALL you need to escape that woman RIGHT NOW because it'll only get WORSE as time goes on. Escape.
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03-05-2013, 10:24 PM
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Absolutely agreed Another part of that is- if you let her run over you and make you miserable, she will fucking hate you for it. |
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03-05-2013, 10:33 PM
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One of my ex gf mom called me once and started cussing at me, I cussed back and then she goes boy you have a mouth which I responded treat me with respect and you will receive respect. Then she said I was afraid to come to her house for dinner which I replied I ain't afraid of shit what are we having? Glad that one's over with had more problems with the mom then the girlfriend but both gave me bipolar fun
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03-05-2013, 10:36 PM
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Make her her own paysite , video record her getting gangbanged = profit
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03-06-2013, 02:23 AM
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Simply agree with her - that always works - or if not :
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After serious consideration I think i'll go with the first reply...
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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Those who say that "weddings are too expensive" are thinking of the choice of making it a big deal, when you can just as easily choose to do it very simply and for less cost than going out to dinner. I think that the only reason that people should get married is if they are planning to have children together, but if you are going to have kids, then getting married is a huge advantage. It provides all kinds of legal protections and access that makes your childrens lives much easier, as well as your own. . .
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I just tell my gf's mother to shut up and mind her own business. I'm fucking your daughter and not you! So if I want any lip, I'll rattle my zipper
If you don't put them in their place at the start, they'll be in your shit all the time
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Kind of simple....just be a dick....most likely it's your fault cause you have been to nice.......especially since you don't have kids yet which means you have no use for her anyway....after you have kids at least she can babysit and there is some use for her....
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