How much should I pay someone to use $10,000 for seven days - GoFuckYourself.com

MrMaxwell · 03-11-2013, 11:04 PM

I think it's worth a couple of hundred bucks.. but he wants $1000
I'm half tempted to do it, though, because having access to an interactive brokers account would be a very very good thing and I can't get one without 10k initial deposit .... but god damn, 1000 bucks?! There's no risk to him- the account would be opened and kept in HIS name and I wouldn't have access to it until he withdrew the 10k .....

I really want an IB account but wow a grand is steep

PornMD · 03-11-2013, 11:10 PM

I think you should pay them $10,000.

brassmonkey · 03-11-2013, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I think it's worth a couple of hundred bucks.. but he wants $1000
I'm half tempted to do it, though, because having access to an interactive brokers account would be a very very good thing and I can't get one without 10k initial deposit .... but god damn, 1000 bucks?! There's no risk to him- the account would be opened and kept in HIS name and I wouldn't have access to it until he withdrew the 10k .....

I really want an IB account but wow a grand is steep

just leave it alone man

MrMaxwell · 03-11-2013, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by PornMD

I think you should pay them $10,000.

That makes no sense on a lot of levels

MrMaxwell · 03-11-2013, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

just leave it alone man

Say what? I don't want to leave it alone
I want an IB account!!

Supz · 03-11-2013, 11:11 PM

1k sounds about right

PornMD · 03-11-2013, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

That makes no sense on a lot of levels

You're the one asking us.

L-Pink · 03-11-2013, 11:23 PM

Interest rate charged is a reflection of the loans risk, I'd charge you $100,000.

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MrMaxwell · 03-11-2013, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Interest rate charged is a reflection of the loans risk, I'd charge you $100,000.

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That doesn't make sense, either.
You can't charge me 100 grand I don't have to use 10 grand I don't have

2013 · 03-11-2013, 11:43 PM

bitcoins

MrMaxwell · 03-11-2013, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 2013

bitcoins

Holy god, you've solved all of my problems
BITCOINS
YaY
Does this mean that I will have to buy a better video card, though

rowan · 03-12-2013, 02:26 AM

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MrMaxwell · 03-12-2013, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by rowan

I've had 12BTC sitting there doing nothing for 18 months. Back then, they were worth about $4 each ($48). Today, they're worth $45 each, $540!!!

Good Lord
I thought they'd be worth about $0.0 by now
But- if out American Dollar can be traded for value for some god unknown reason, nonexistent coins make just as much sense

Harmon · 03-12-2013, 02:56 AM

10% seems like a decent interest rate considering the risk as well as you tying up somebody else's money. If you want a cheaper rate go to a bank.

MrMaxwell · 03-12-2013, 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

10% seems like a decent interest rate considering the risk as well as you tying up somebody else's money. If you want a cheaper rate go to a bank.

Fuck you and your stupid advice because you're a moron in the first place

As I have said, there is no risk involved

Plus, I was thinking about it awhile ago and fuck the dime for 7 days holding ten - hell- I wouldn't even be holding it, maybe if I was holding it 7 days then MAYBE I see 10% making sense but fuck nah fuck it

And you're stupid

Harmon · 03-12-2013, 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Fuck you and your stupid advice because you're a moron in the first place

As I have said, there is no risk involved

Plus, I was thinking about it awhile ago and fuck the dime for 7 days holding ten - hell- I wouldn't even be holding it, maybe if I was holding it 7 days then MAYBE I see 10% making sense but fuck nah fuck it

And you're stupid

And you're a drunk with obviously bad credit. Good game, faggot. Go beg for money on the streets where you belong, scumbag.

amateurWebmaster · 03-12-2013, 03:05 AM

1k is OK for this. I hear somewhere that if you pay with peanuts your workers will be monkeys, so... I hope you got it

AdultPornMasta · 03-12-2013, 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I think it's worth a couple of hundred bucks.. but he wants $1000
I'm half tempted to do it, though, because having access to an interactive brokers account would be a very very good thing and I can't get one without 10k initial deposit .... but god damn, 1000 bucks?! There's no risk to him- the account would be opened and kept in HIS name and I wouldn't have access to it until he withdrew the 10k .....

I really want an IB account but wow a grand is steep

If you do this you are an All Day Sucker:

MrMaxwell · 03-12-2013, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

And you're a drunk with obviously bad credit. Good game, faggot. Go beg for money on the streets where you belong, scumbag.

And you're already taking after me by starting a sentence with and. And I VERY rarely drink anymore. And I have bad credit from my drinking days. And, we're not playing any game, AND I don't appreciate a mouth breathing internet board living moron calling me a faggot or a scumbag. It's rude.

MrMaxwell · 03-12-2013, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultPornMasta

If you do this you are an All Day Sucker:

Yeah
Fuck it
I ain't doing it

AdultPornMasta · 03-12-2013, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Yeah
Fuck it
I ain't doing it

Good for you!

slapass · 03-12-2013, 03:13 AM

The fact that he is lying on the application and that you can take the account to less then zero and he would have to pay. Then yep 1k is too little imo.

Do they still offer a paper trading account so you can get used to the system? Might be a good place to start until you feel comfortable stepping up. The market is not going anywhere.

kane · 03-12-2013, 04:20 AM

Just to make sure I am understanding this correctly.

You would deposit this money into the broker account that you would open.The once the account was open and active you could withdraw the money,but the account will stay open. Correct?

If so why not just go to a bank and take out a seven day loan? Put something you own up as collateral. For such a short loan period you could probably get a pretty good rate.

Harmon · 03-12-2013, 04:42 AM

He's too drunk and/or mentally challenged to figure this out for himself, and then on top of it he thinks somebody loaning him 10k should be done just because he says he's going to make millions. The guy is a twat plain and simple. Don't bother trying to explain anything to him. He's what they call dumb deep.

bronco67 · 03-12-2013, 04:52 AM

He might want sexual favors.

BlackCrayon · 03-12-2013, 04:55 AM

there is huge risk involved, just look at you.

John-ACWM · 03-12-2013, 05:37 AM

maybe he is the good Samaritan.

Supz · 03-12-2013, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

He's too drunk and/or mentally challenged to figure this out for himself, and then on top of it he thinks somebody loaning him 10k should be done just because he says he's going to make millions. The guy is a twat plain and simple. Don't bother trying to explain anything to him. He's what they call dumb deep.

I cant believe you actually gave a normal non-troll answer and he flipped out. Your answer seemed pretty straight forward to me.

MaDalton · 03-12-2013, 07:14 AM

what has this place come to...

PornMD · 03-12-2013, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by kane

Just to make sure I am understanding this correctly.

You would deposit this money into the broker account that you would open.The once the account was open and active you could withdraw the money,but the account will stay open. Correct?

If so why not just go to a bank and take out a seven day loan? Put something you own up as collateral. For such a short loan period you could probably get a pretty good rate.

He doesn't own anything obviously. I still think he should pay $10,000 for the privilege.

bigluv · 03-12-2013, 09:20 AM

Anyone doing anything remotely similar to this with you should get their goddamned head examined.

Who was gonna pay the $1000? mom?

Harmon · 03-12-2013, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Supz

I cant believe you actually gave a normal non-troll answer and he flipped out. Your answer seemed pretty straight forward to me.

Hey, I tried. I guess I am like bamboo chutes under his finger nails.

Sly · 03-12-2013, 09:25 AM

A $10,000 loan to an unknown for 10%? No way. I don't care how short term it is.

I would want minimum 25%.

Naughty · 03-12-2013, 09:26 AM

If the loaner is a friend, i'd say zero.

Harmon · 03-12-2013, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

A $10,000 loan to an unknown for 10%? No way. I don't care how short term it is.

I would want minimum 25%.

Yup

Harmon · 03-12-2013, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Naughty

If the loaner is a friend, i'd say zero.

Unless that "friend" knows that you are a drunk as well collapsing on the floor loser clown that frequently hangs out on webmaster porn board forums discussing stock advice. In that case?

Dirty D · 03-12-2013, 09:40 AM

IB is awesome, I have several 7 digit accounts.
Frankly, if you don't have 10k to invest, you have no business opening an Interactive Brokers account.

They have very low margin rates for qualified investors.
1.3% APR = Awesome

They will loan $1 million on an account with $200k in it.
You see the commercials on CNBC every day.

Of course this means you can get a Margin Call for 800K if everything goes bad.

JFK · 03-12-2013, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

what has this place come to...

sorry, it's always been there

brassmonkey · 03-12-2013, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

A $10,000 loan to an unknown for 10%? No way. I don't care how short term it is.

I would want minimum 25%.

that would land you in jail

Harmon · 03-12-2013, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

that would land you in jail

Read, my monkified negro
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Payday_loan

MrMaxwell · 03-12-2013, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by slapass

The fact that he is lying on the application and that you can take the account to less then zero and he would have to pay. Then yep 1k is too little imo.

Do they still offer a paper trading account so you can get used to the system? Might be a good place to start until you feel comfortable stepping up. The market is not going anywhere.

It wasn't going to be a margined account- straight individual cash brokerage account

MrMaxwell · 03-12-2013, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

Just to make sure I am understanding this correctly.

You would deposit this money into the broker account that you would open.The once the account was open and active you could withdraw the money,but the account will stay open. Correct?

If so why not just go to a bank and take out a seven day loan? Put something you own up as collateral. For such a short loan period you could probably get a pretty good rate.

No if it was that way there'd be risk and the 1000 would be more than justified. He would open an account in his name, deposit 10k, withdrawl the 10k and then give control of the account to me.

I don't have the credit for a 10k loan

MrMaxwell · 03-12-2013, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

He's too drunk and/or mentally challenged to figure this out for himself, and then on top of it he thinks somebody loaning him 10k should be done just because he says he's going to make millions. The guy is a twat plain and simple. Don't bother trying to explain anything to him. He's what they call dumb deep.

No one was ever going to "loan me 10k" .. I don't think I am going to make millions or even be good at trading in the first few months. I never said that and you get dumber every time you post words.

MrMaxwell · 03-12-2013, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by John-ACWM

maybe he is the good Samaritan.

Yeah right someone is going to help ME out of the goodness of their heart
That'll ever happen
Because I am so white and have so many connections into the white business world

MrMaxwell · 03-12-2013, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by bigluv

Anyone doing anything remotely similar to this with you should get their goddamned head examined.

Who was gonna pay the $1000? mom?

As I've explained 100 times- I don't get money from parents, whenever I hear from them they need money from me, you buffoon. They even spent all of my grandmothers money and now SHE needs shit from me.

MrMaxwell · 03-12-2013, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Naughty

If the loaner is a friend, i'd say zero.

No such thing as friends
I had some years ago they all either disappeared or turned coat or died or went to prison

MrMaxwell · 03-12-2013, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty D

IB is awesome, I have several 7 digit accounts.
Frankly, if you don't have 10k to invest, you have no business opening an Interactive Brokers account.

They have very low margin rates for qualified investors.
1.3% APR = Awesome

They will loan $1 million on an account with $200k in it.
You see the commercials on CNBC every day.

Of course this means you can get a Margin Call for 800K if everything goes bad.

I don't want to fuck with leverage

Maybe in fx... maybe.. but not that crazy shit they do like 100:1, even there

I know IB is really good- that's why I want an account so badly.

MrMaxwell · 03-12-2013, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

that would land you in jail

What, due to usury laws?

MrMaxwell · 03-12-2013, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Read, my monkified negro
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Payday_loan

You're offensive..........

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MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	How much should I pay someone to use $10,000 for seven days I think it's worth a couple of hundred bucks.. but he wants $1000 I'm half tempted to do it, though, because having access to an interactive brokers account would be a very very good thing and I can't get one without 10k initial deposit .... but god damn, 1000 bucks?! There's no risk to him- the account would be opened and kept in HIS name and I wouldn't have access to it until he withdrew the 10k ..... I really want an IB account but wow a grand is steep

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Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20,000	10% seems like a decent interest rate considering the risk as well as you tying up somebody else's money. If you want a cheaper rate go to a bank. __________________ [email protected]

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Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20,000	He's too drunk and/or mentally challenged to figure this out for himself, and then on top of it he thinks somebody loaning him 10k should be done just because he says he's going to make millions. The guy is a twat plain and simple. Don't bother trying to explain anything to him. He's what they call dumb deep. __________________ [email protected]

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slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,627	The fact that he is lying on the application and that you can take the account to less then zero and he would have to pay. Then yep 1k is too little imo. Do they still offer a paper trading account so you can get used to the system? Might be a good place to start until you feel comfortable stepping up. The market is not going anywhere.

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kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	Just to make sure I am understanding this correctly. You would deposit this money into the broker account that you would open.The once the account was open and active you could withdraw the money,but the account will stay open. Correct? If so why not just go to a bank and take out a seven day loan? Put something you own up as collateral. For such a short loan period you could probably get a pretty good rate.

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