![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
||||
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
![]() ![]() |
|
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
Thread Tools |
![]() |
#1 |
So Fucking Banned
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: N.Y. -Long Island --
Posts: 122,992
|
So I go into Dunkin Donuts to get some coffee.....
I tell the dick Large cream and sugar and as he is walking away he strsrta coughing and sneezing not even covering up.... So what does he do ? He grabs a cup and makes my coffee.... Keep in mind all this shit was in plain view and bunch of people saw this...
I tell the dick nicely , if he would wsh his hands and make ma a new cup and he looks at me with 4 eyes... WTF is wrong with people these days.... Normally I am cool and shit but wtf lololol.... Then I stuck a flute in my ass |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
So Fucking Banned
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Montana
Posts: 46,238
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 318
|
You were in the right and the little shit should have known better especially with all this flu shit
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#5 |
She is ugly, bad luck.
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 13,177
|
Maybe he was allergic to your aftershave rather than germy.
__________________
↑ see post ↑ 13101 |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,513
|
i cunt a4d c0ffee...
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#7 | ||
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 16,256
|
Quote:
Quote:
![]()
__________________
I SELL ADULT BACKLINKS! Email: eroticweb>gmail SKYPE: gfybloggerz $$$$$ MAKE HUGE MONEY IN CAMS - CLICK HERE $$$$$ |
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#8 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 29,035
|
That's happened to me too. One time I saw the guy making me coffee do something disgusting, and I had to say something. He had spilled some of the coffee down the side of the cup, so he grabbed a wet rag that was hanging on the sink and wiped down the entire cup. I told that dirty fuck to dump that coffee, and I got someone else to make the next one.
There's one guy at the local Dunkin Donuts in my neighborhood -- me and the wife call him "Temple of Doom", because he looks like the kid that got his heart ripped out by Mola Ram. I've seen him cough and sneeze sometimes, and he covers up, but he does it with his hands. That's even nastier. Don't most people these days know you're supposed to use the bend of your elbow if you have to sneeze?
__________________
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 5,169
|
It's 2013.....vids or it didn't happen.
__________________
Femdom Destiny -------------------------------------------- ICQ: 463-630-426 email: webmaster(at)femdomdestiny.com |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#10 |
See signature :)
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: ICQ 363 097 773
Posts: 29,656
|
I would bet he smokes weed
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#11 |
I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: internet
Posts: 13,787
|
SARS EVERYWHERE
everyone sick lol |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#12 |
Videochat Solutions
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 48,554
|
__________________
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#13 |
It's all goooood.
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: The Hoe Stroll
Posts: 1,591
|
That was a surprise ending.
The whole story I thought you already had a flute up that tender ass. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#14 |
Work Work Work
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: EU
Posts: 20,060
|
__________________
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#15 |
So Fucking What
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 17,189
|
customer service has really gone down hill.
haven't they heard the phrase ... "The Customer Is A-Numero Primo ?" ...absurd ![]()
__________________
best host: Webair | best sponsor: Kink | best coder: 688218966 | Go Fuck Yourself ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#16 |
So Fucking What
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: USA
Posts: 6,289
|
are you drinking again? This post and posting like a 3rd grader with 0 as a o shows it lol.
__________________
Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#17 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
Posts: 51,460
|
As bad as some of these flu outbreaks are, none can hold a candle to the two worst epidemics to ever plague humanity since the stoneage: Ignorance and Stupidity.
__________________
Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!! ![]() ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! ![]() Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634 |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#18 |
Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: San Francisco Bay Area
Posts: 38,323
|
Try DonutLand next time:
![]() ![]() Now I need to get back to practice - big recital coming up... ![]() ![]() Juicy, I hope you've been practicing your part for our duet. LMK if you want me to pick up a dozen cream-filled donuts (your favorite), and drop by so I can show you the new stuff that I've been practicing. ![]() ADG |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#19 | |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,513
|
Quote:
If you are 'Holding Me Accountable'... (For my self admitted alcoholism....) Fair play, and I thank you for that ![]() However, if you are questioning my integrity, (As are a few others) then shame on you... Yes, I am making the odd 'silly post' - But it doesn't mean I am drinking again... The 'ZERO' is merely a joke at my own expense... Sorry, but there is little else I can can possibly do prove anything to anyone - And nor do I need to... When you see thread after thread re: "I just shit my pants" - or - "I eat my own POO... IT TASTES GREAT" etc.. THEN WORRY... Until then? Dont sweat it ![]() ![]() FWIW... 2 More days until 1 Month sober ![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#20 |
Pay It Forward
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Yo Mama House
Posts: 76,955
|
make your own damn coffee keurig k-cups
__________________
TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - Support The Laken Riley Act!!! END DACA - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#21 |
FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: FUBARLAND
Posts: 67,382
|
Good thing its a wind instrument
![]()
__________________
![]() FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |