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Antonio · 03-22-2013, 10:50 AM

So, these cocksuckers attack a monastery, kill all the monks, and steal all the gold? Fucking barbarian bitches, I hope the Brits kick their ass.

Spunky · 03-22-2013, 10:53 AM

What year is this ?

Michael O · 03-22-2013, 10:55 AM

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what year is this ?

793 a.d.

J. Falcon · 03-22-2013, 11:00 AM

Antonio · 03-22-2013, 11:22 AM

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793 a.d.

that explains the clothing, I thought these guys were hipsters

Markul · 03-22-2013, 11:24 AM

We kick arse!

L-Pink · 03-22-2013, 11:27 AM

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Sid70 · 03-22-2013, 11:31 AM

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So far the story goes on in this manner, yeah

dyna mo · 03-22-2013, 11:41 AM

television mis-portrays "the vikings"

fact is, 99% of them were peaceful.

viking trivia:

thursday = thor's day.

dehash · 03-22-2013, 01:01 PM

I watched 2nd series yesterday too

Vikings were taught.
99% of peaceful vikings did stay home. Most brave and bloodthirsty crossed seas and oceans, killed monks and stole their gold.

seeandsee · 03-22-2013, 01:27 PM

dirty vikings helped some English kings to rule!

ninavain · 03-22-2013, 01:49 PM

i hated when they kicked Randy Moss out

AaronM · 03-22-2013, 01:59 PM

Forest · 03-22-2013, 02:03 PM

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i hated when they kicked Randy Moss out

i thought this was a football thread too!

SleazyDream · 03-22-2013, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

television mis-portrays "the vikings"

fact is, 99% of them were peaceful.

viking trivia:

thursday = thor's day.

so viking were 99% peaceful - that means we raped, killed and robbed 3 and 1/2 days a year

transportation was slow back then.......

dyna mo · 03-22-2013, 02:23 PM

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so viking were 99% peaceful - that means we raped, killed and robbed 3 and 1/2 days a year

transportation was slow back then.......

viking holidays!

hey, if anyone has some viking documentaries they recommend, plz post them here, the series piqued my curiosity, and i haven't found any worthwhile.

MaxCandy · 03-22-2013, 02:31 PM

only raped and killed 12 min per day, they where gentle really

MaxCandy · 03-22-2013, 02:32 PM

the hats with the horns are a myth though

mikesinner · 03-22-2013, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

television mis-portrays "the vikings"

fact is, 99% of them were peaceful.

viking trivia:

thursday = thor's day.

The history channel is used for christian propaganda. Google who own it.

Captain Kawaii · 03-22-2013, 08:24 PM

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Supz · 03-22-2013, 08:29 PM

Vikings are going to have a good team this year. Should be able to give the packers a run for the money.

Captain Kawaii · 03-24-2013, 01:21 AM

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the hats with the horns are a myth though

But, But, But... Tony Curtis and Kirk (The Rapist) Douglas looked great in horns...

DaLord · 03-24-2013, 06:06 AM

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So, these cocksuckers attack a monastery, kill all the monks, and steal all the gold? Fucking barbarian bitches, I hope the Brits kick their ass.

I was there and it wasn't like that.

Viking Mike

dyna mo · 03-24-2013, 06:08 AM

they seem nice in those visa commercials.

newB · 03-24-2013, 08:03 AM

Oh yeah? Well, fuck you too buddy!

Mutt · 03-24-2013, 09:36 AM

Sometimes Wikipedia sucks, most of the cool stuff about Vikings was concocted by Scandinavians in the 18th and 19th century, the hairy barbarians with horned helmets drinking from human skulls is myth.

But it's a fact that the Vikings were first to discover and settle North America, 500 years before Columbus. Typical Canadians, something as epic as Vikings settling in Newfoundland is barely known. Americans make a big deal of Vikings yet there's no evidence they made it south to what is now the United States.

docputer · 03-24-2013, 10:48 AM

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The history channel is used for christian propaganda. Google who own it.

It is owned 50% by Hearst Media, and 50% by ABC. Neither of those seem to bash me over the head with Christian Propaganda

seXXXhub · 03-24-2013, 11:48 AM

vikings are cool .. fuck the monks !

mineistaken · 03-24-2013, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

Sometimes Wikipedia sucks, most of the cool stuff about Vikings was concocted by Scandinavians in the 18th and 19th century, the hairy barbarians with horned helmets drinking from human skulls is myth.

But it's a fact that the Vikings were first to discover and settle North America, 500 years before Columbus. Typical Canadians, something as epic as Vikings settling in Newfoundland is barely known. Americans make a big deal of Vikings yet there's no evidence they made it south to what is now the United States.

If Vikings discovered America (the continent) how come everybody thinks it was Columbus?

JuicyBunny · 03-24-2013, 11:07 PM

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If Vikings discovered America (the continent) how come everybody thinks it was Columbus?

Italian/Spanish DisInformation Service.

Thor · 03-24-2013, 11:47 PM

Dont be racist against vikings, its their culture/religion so its ok

dehash · 03-25-2013, 08:51 AM

Episode 4 - battle on the beach was fucking awesome!

Lykos · 03-25-2013, 10:53 AM

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mikesinner · 03-25-2013, 11:27 AM

I guarantee you that the monk will convert the pagan. They will show how bad paganism was and how good their version of Christianity is. The history channel doesn't care about history. They just want to push Christianity.

dyna mo · 03-25-2013, 11:30 AM

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I guarantee you that the monk will convert the pagan. They will show how bad paganism was and how good their version of Christianity is. The history channel doesn't care about history. They just want to push Christianity.

i'm not getting the christian vibe when i tune in pawnstars or cajun pawnstars or counting cars or top gear, do i need to adjust my reception?

Google Expert · 03-25-2013, 11:33 AM

vikings sailed in their longboats across the atlantic and discovered America

JP-pornshooter · 03-25-2013, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

television mis-portrays "the vikings"

fact is, 99% of them were peaceful.

viking trivia:

thursday = thor's day.

friday = freya's day (goddess of love)

if you really try to trace the viking trail you'd be really amazed how much influence this tribe has made..

Tofu · 03-25-2013, 01:44 PM

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