Arlington man repeatedly punched after penis drawn on face - GoFuckYourself.com

Phoenix69 · 03-27-2013, 04:40 AM

I don't condone violence, but as one of the comments in the story says " The fact that its still there on his cheek in the mug shot, is priceless."

http://www.news.com.au/world-news/no...#ixzz2Ojtyai2m

A US MAN was taken into police custody after he repeatedly beat his flatmate for drawing a penis on his face.

Virginia man James Watson, 31, was furious when he woke up from a night of drinking to find the drawing, scrawled on his left cheek by a permanent marker, ARLnow.com reports.

Mr Watson ran upstairs to where his roommate was sleeping, jumped on the prankster and repeatedly punched him in the face, police say.

The victim's eye was left swollen shut and bleeding.

A third roommate managed to separate the two and took the victim to hospital.

The victim waited about 90 minutes to call the police before deciding to turn his flatmate in.

Police understand the roommates play pranks on each other regularly while intoxicated.

AllAboutCams · 03-27-2013, 04:43 AM

Nothing could prepare me for how funny that is

Tom_PM · 03-27-2013, 06:04 AM

Seems like it would be one of a few expected responses from a drunk roommate.

Supz · 03-27-2013, 06:05 AM

It sucks if its not on video.

Markul · 03-27-2013, 06:35 AM

lol that reminds me of the time at a xmas party one of my friends arrived later than the rest of us (but just in time for dinner) loudly proclaiming he was the king of 'snaps'.

About one hour later he was passed out in the next room so (someone) drew a big cock on his head (he's balled) and several hours later he woke up and went back to drinking with us.

No-one told him about the cock.

So we go out. And at some point, I think it was at the first strip joint we wnt to, I told him to go look at himself in the mirror

He just went home. Was a bit pissed about us violating his boundaries or something, so people started removing all the pictures that was uploaded on facebook.

geedub · 03-27-2013, 07:34 AM

Back in high school I know a guy who answered the door for Jimmy John's delivery with a mustache drawn on his face amongst other things. The delivery guy actually managed to keep it together and not die laughing. My friend had no clue he was covered in marker.

candyflip · 03-27-2013, 07:38 AM

The dude who called the cops after getting his ass beaten for pulling a prank is a punk bitch.

Penny24Seven · 03-27-2013, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Markul

lol that reminds me of the time at a xmas party one of my friends arrived later than the rest of us (but just in time for dinner) loudly proclaiming he was the king of 'snaps'.

About one hour later he was passed out in the next room so (someone) drew a big cock on his head (he's balled) and several hours later he woke up and went back to drinking with us.

No-one told him about the cock.

So we go out. And at some point, I think it was at the first strip joint we wnt to, I told him to go look at himself in the mirror

He just went home. Was a bit pissed about us violating his boundaries or something, so people started removing all the pictures that was uploaded on facebook.

HAHAHA great story, laughed my ass off

_Richard_ · 03-27-2013, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Markul

lol that reminds me of the time at a xmas party one of my friends arrived later than the rest of us (but just in time for dinner) loudly proclaiming he was the king of 'snaps'.

About one hour later he was passed out in the next room so (someone) drew a big cock on his head (he's balled) and several hours later he woke up and went back to drinking with us.

No-one told him about the cock.

So we go out. And at some point, I think it was at the first strip joint we wnt to, I told him to go look at himself in the mirror

He just went home. Was a bit pissed about us violating his boundaries or something, so people started removing all the pictures that was uploaded on facebook.

PR_Phil · 03-27-2013, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by AllAboutCams

Nothing could prepare me for how funny that is

what's up Dickhead!

Femjoy Michael · 03-27-2013, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix69

The victim waited about 90 minutes to call the police before deciding to turn his flatmate in.

Police understand the roommates play pranks on each other regularly while intoxicated.

Snitch. Now get the roommate for vandalism

Spunky · 03-27-2013, 11:55 AM

Some people can't take a little joke,it's not like he ass fucked him

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Phoenix69 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Earth. Posts: 395	Arlington man repeatedly punched after penis drawn on face I don't condone violence, but as one of the comments in the story says " The fact that its still there on his cheek in the mug shot, is priceless." http://www.news.com.au/world-news/no...#ixzz2Ojtyai2m A US MAN was taken into police custody after he repeatedly beat his flatmate for drawing a penis on his face. Virginia man James Watson, 31, was furious when he woke up from a night of drinking to find the drawing, scrawled on his left cheek by a permanent marker, ARLnow.com reports. Mr Watson ran upstairs to where his roommate was sleeping, jumped on the prankster and repeatedly punched him in the face, police say. The victim's eye was left swollen shut and bleeding. A third roommate managed to separate the two and took the victim to hospital. The victim waited about 90 minutes to call the police before deciding to turn his flatmate in. Police understand the roommates play pranks on each other regularly while intoxicated.

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