Europe According to America Map - Which is funniest to you? - GoFuckYourself.com

Mutt · 03-09-2013, 04:57 PM

i always enjoy these maps, of course they'll beat the concept into the ground but they're still pretty funny

which country name makes you laugh the most? only one made me laugh out loud. couple others aren't bad.

pornmasta · 03-09-2013, 05:03 PM

luxemburg

rogueteens · 03-09-2013, 05:17 PM

I don't get the "Mummy" on Britain?

pornmasta · 03-09-2013, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

only one made me laugh out loud.

i bet turkey

19teenporn · 03-09-2013, 05:25 PM

When i read the name they gave to turkey, i lol'd

Mutt · 03-09-2013, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

i bet turkey

nope - MUMMY got me - British nancy boys crying for their mummy

second favorite was 'MEXICO' for Spain

AllAboutCams · 03-09-2013, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

I don't get the "Mummy" on Britain?

Same here WTF

eroticfem · 03-09-2013, 06:50 PM

We see the Americans as a broke ass country with currency almost worthless compered to what it used to be, and people walking around like zombies still looking for the american dream! That was funny wasnt it...?

Rochard · 03-09-2013, 06:55 PM

I liked "wikileaks".

pornmasta · 03-09-2013, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by eroticfem

We see the Americans as a broke ass country with currency almost worthless compered to what it used to be, and people walking around like zombies still looking for the american dream! That was funny wasnt it...?

A merican...

NaughtyRob · 03-09-2013, 06:58 PM

I dont either besides that Brits say Mum instead of Mom.

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

I don't get the "Mummy" on Britain?

pornmasta · 03-09-2013, 07:00 PM

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...6144815AAFOdqd

eroticfem · 03-09-2013, 07:01 PM

LOL--- Funny pics man.

CyberHustler · 03-09-2013, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by eroticfem

We see the Americans as a broke ass country with currency almost worthless compered to what it used to be, and people walking around like zombies still looking for the american dream! That was funny wasnt it...?

pornmasta · 03-09-2013, 07:13 PM

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and this is whitney later:

eroticfem · 03-09-2013, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler

mad men

arock10 · 03-09-2013, 07:50 PM

Zeiss · 03-09-2013, 07:54 PM

USA according to Europe

pornmasta · 03-09-2013, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Zealotry

USA according to Europe

where are the burritos ?

Zeiss · 03-09-2013, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

where are the burritos ?

In Mexico?

Mutt · 03-09-2013, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by eroticfem

We see the Americans as a broke ass country with currency almost worthless compered to what it used to be, and people walking around like zombies still looking for the american dream! That was funny wasnt it...?

verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry funny - one of the funniest posts in GFY history, 'people walking around like zombies still looking for the american dream' made me pee my pants. gold Jerry!

EddyTheDog · 03-10-2013, 12:12 AM

I like 'sodom' - I think 'mummy' refers to the 'UK' being the 'mother' of the USA - The 'Mayflower' and all that....

anexsia · 03-10-2013, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

i always enjoy these maps, of course they'll beat the concept into the ground but they're still pretty funny

which country name makes you laugh the most? only one made me laugh out loud. couple others aren't bad.

All of it looks true

Supz · 03-10-2013, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by eroticfem

We see the Americans as a broke ass country with currency almost worthless compered to what it used to be, and people walking around like zombies still looking for the american dream! That was funny wasnt it...?

yea...sure you do. If it wasnt for Germany the Euro would have collapsed already. Forgot about Spain, Greece, Italy going bankrupt?

just a punk · 03-10-2013, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Supz

yea...sure you do. If it wasnt for Germany the Euro would have collapsed already. Forgot about Spain, Greece, Italy going bankrupt?

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Your an idiot EU haters would suck a cock to live in Europe. But yet try to spread the word about how bad it is. Keep on waiting on your fucking bread lines. Your country is a fucking shambles yet you only want to talk about Europe. No one on this board posts about your country, or any of these other bum counties you guys live in. Where 50 people are billionaires and the rest work for pennies. You would probably trade having AIDS for a EU citizenship.

Keep selling your 20 dollar hosting by thread jacking you fucking lowlife.

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Supz · 03-10-2013, 12:46 AM

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Copypasted with minor changes from here: https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19519976

I thought you had me on ignore you liar. Can't stop reading my shit? Hope off my dick and go fix your code. Then maybe someone will buy your shitty script. And you obviously dont understand english to well. I dont start threads insulting or posting news and saying how bad these other counties are. I am just making sure you retards dont forget what shitholes you live in. How is the weather in Omsk today?

Markul · 03-10-2013, 01:45 AM

lol I like the buffer zone

Pronstar · 03-10-2013, 02:32 AM

Pardon my noobness but why is Germany dirty porn country? I got everything else.

ContentPimp · 03-10-2013, 02:38 AM

For me the fact most Americans think europe = 1 country is the funniest of all.

Pornopat · 03-10-2013, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

and this is whitney later:

all black women look alike to you?

helterskelter808 · 03-10-2013, 02:53 AM

Europe? That's the capital of Paris, right?

PornDiscounts-R · 03-10-2013, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Pronstar

Pardon my noobness but why is Germany dirty porn country? I got everything else.

Well, think niches and not general porn

DamianJ · 03-10-2013, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I like 'sodom' - I think 'mummy' refers to the 'UK' being the 'mother' of the USA - The 'Mayflower' and all that....

https://www.google.co.uk/search?clie...Ou2Q7Abls4DABQ

ottopottomouse · 03-10-2013, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I think 'mummy' refers to the 'UK' being the 'mother' of the USA - The 'Mayflower' and all that....

That's what I thought.

John-ACWM · 03-10-2013, 06:46 AM

LOL at Turkey

eroticfem · 03-10-2013, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Supz

yea...sure you do. If it wasnt for Germany the Euro would have collapsed already. Forgot about Spain, Greece, Italy going bankrupt?

You are so wrong man, first of Norway is NOT part of the EU so we have our own currency NKR, and we have loads of gas, oil, fish and even more resources that the greedy EU wants.

But its true that if i was not for Germany and the UK the whole Euro zone would collaps, i cant freaking understand how it helps to feed the broke ass countries that is part of the EU union.

2012 · 03-10-2013, 11:37 AM

Supz · 03-10-2013, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by eroticfem

You are so wrong man, first of Norway is NOT part of the EU so we have our own currency NKR, and we have loads of gas, oil, fish and even more resources that the greedy EU wants.

But its true that if i was not for Germany and the UK the whole Euro zone would collaps, i cant freaking understand how it helps to feed the broke ass countries that is part of the EU union.

I dont remember mentioning norway. And UK not not part of EU either.

My point was just that everyone tends to bash the US on here. I am just trying to point out that every place has fucked up places and shitty poor places. I love the EU and would take living there over the US. But this board has anti-american propaganda on it all day long and the reality is, most people on this board live in countries that are a lot worse off then the US. They can talk about the shitty dollar and bad economy all they want. The US Stock market is at an all-time high. Haters gonna hate.

Sly · 03-10-2013, 12:17 PM

This thread is ripe with insecurity.

All of the pictures were funny. Deal with it.

Supz · 03-10-2013, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

This thread is ripe with insecurity.

All of the pictures were funny. Deal with it.

A lot of people on this board like to give. They cry when they are the takers...

dyna mo · 03-10-2013, 02:12 PM

tbh, the dracula one made me lol. i was recently watching a ww1 documentary, the segment was on romania's part in it all, and when they showed the map of romania's military movements, i thought to myself, romania...romania..wtf is romania all about again??? hmm, oh yah, transylvania- dracula!

Mutt · 03-10-2013, 02:35 PM

i dont get "RESIDENT EVIL" for Serbia, Croatia etc

HomerSimpson · 03-10-2013, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Zealotry

USA according to Europe

LOL... so true...
love the "smelly people" and "dirty porn" LOL

Mutt · 03-10-2013, 04:27 PM

Europe according to the French map

England = Slayers of Virgins

pornmasta · 03-10-2013, 04:44 PM

portugal: Ils mangent des morues
spain: avec les gypsies king et la paella.
france: ca va se peter la gueule, on le sait.
algerie: les poseurs de bombe qu'on doit integrer.
suisse: banque et chocolat
belgique: une fois avec les frites
pays bas: l'herbe et les putes
allemagne: casque à pointe
italie: (l'ideal du male français + foot et les pizzas)
autriche: le pays ou l'on stocke les gens dans les caves et avec sissi.
yougoslovie: il avait la guerre
hongrie: le pays avec des putes à gros seins et sarkozy
polonais: là, avec le pape.
islande: ah ouai c'est au nord, ya les vikings
turquie: oui ils nous cassent les pieds avec l'europe, par contre on fait du tourisme la bas.
norvege: oui avec les viking et le terroriste. Ils mangent du saumon.
Suedois: ils sont feministes et il y a des vikings.
finlandais: ils font du ski et il y a des vikings.
danemark: c'est au nord (et il y a des vikings).
roumanie: qu'ils fassent la manche ailleurs et c'est avec dracula.
anglais: c'est la ou il avait lady di, je la preferais à camilla.
pays balte: je ne sais pas ou c'est, ils font de la biere ? ("balte", "malt", c'est pareil).
grece: ouai, on doit payer pour eux. Hi hi hi c'est des pédés.
russe: avec poutine, il me fait peur, mais ca ferait du bien ici d'avoir quelqu'un avec de l'autorité. Les russes, c'est des alcooliques qui boivent de l'eau de cologne.

Dirty F · 03-10-2013, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Supz

yea...sure you do. If it wasnt for Germany the Euro would have collapsed already. Forgot about Spain, Greece, Italy going bankrupt?

I wish more countries would go bankrupt so i will get more euros for my dollars. Or does that sound a little bit greedy?

pornmasta · 03-10-2013, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

I wish more countries would go bankrupt so i will get more euros for my dollars. Or does that sound a little bit greedy?

i hear you

Supz · 03-10-2013, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

I wish more countries would go bankrupt so i will get more euros for my dollars. Or does that sound a little bit greedy?

Greed is good. -Gordon Gecko

madgreg · 03-28-2013, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

portugal: Ils mangent des morues
spain: avec les gypsies king et la paella.
france: ca va se peter la gueule, on le sait.
algerie: les poseurs de bombe qu'on doit integrer.
suisse: banque et chocolat
belgique: une fois avec les frites
pays bas: l'herbe et les putes
allemagne: casque à pointe
italie: (l'ideal du male français + foot et les pizzas)
autriche: le pays ou l'on stocke les gens dans les caves et avec sissi.
yougoslovie: il avait la guerre
hongrie: le pays avec des putes à gros seins et sarkozy
polonais: là, avec le pape.
islande: ah ouai c'est au nord, ya les vikings
turquie: oui ils nous cassent les pieds avec l'europe, par contre on fait du tourisme la bas.
norvege: oui avec les viking et le terroriste. Ils mangent du saumon.
Suedois: ils sont feministes et il y a des vikings.
finlandais: ils font du ski et il y a des vikings.
danemark: c'est au nord (et il y a des vikings).
roumanie: qu'ils fassent la manche ailleurs et c'est avec dracula.
anglais: c'est la ou il avait lady di, je la preferais à camilla.
pays balte: je ne sais pas ou c'est, ils font de la biere ? ("balte", "malt", c'est pareil).
grece: ouai, on doit payer pour eux. Hi hi hi c'est des pédés.
russe: avec poutine, il me fait peur, mais ca ferait du bien ici d'avoir quelqu'un avec de l'autorité. Les russes, c'est des alcooliques qui boivent de l'eau de cologne.

Fuck me your famous, loved that.

By the way, how on earth americans know where is europe? They don't fucking know their neighbours name unless he's been on Oprah

_Richard_ · 03-28-2013, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

A merican...

now lets see some british gutter trash

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pornmasta Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 18,946	portugal: Ils mangent des morues spain: avec les gypsies king et la paella. france: ca va se peter la gueule, on le sait. algerie: les poseurs de bombe qu'on doit integrer. suisse: banque et chocolat belgique: une fois avec les frites pays bas: l'herbe et les putes allemagne: casque à pointe italie: (l'ideal du male français + foot et les pizzas) autriche: le pays ou l'on stocke les gens dans les caves et avec sissi. yougoslovie: il avait la guerre hongrie: le pays avec des putes à gros seins et sarkozy polonais: là, avec le pape. islande: ah ouai c'est au nord, ya les vikings turquie: oui ils nous cassent les pieds avec l'europe, par contre on fait du tourisme la bas. norvege: oui avec les viking et le terroriste. Ils mangent du saumon. Suedois: ils sont feministes et il y a des vikings. finlandais: ils font du ski et il y a des vikings. danemark: c'est au nord (et il y a des vikings). roumanie: qu'ils fassent la manche ailleurs et c'est avec dracula. anglais: c'est la ou il avait lady di, je la preferais à camilla. pays balte: je ne sais pas ou c'est, ils font de la biere ? ("balte", "malt", c'est pareil). grece: ouai, on doit payer pour eux. Hi hi hi c'est des pédés. russe: avec poutine, il me fait peur, mais ca ferait du bien ici d'avoir quelqu'un avec de l'autorité. Les russes, c'est des alcooliques qui boivent de l'eau de cologne. Last edited by pornmasta; 03-10-2013 at 04:52 PM..