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Sid70 · 03-29-2013, 10:38 AM

$700 for 2 adults, 2 kids round trip from Poland to Sicily

Oracle Porn · 03-29-2013, 10:39 AM

fuck them, one of the worst airlines i've used

p.s. I just checked out your order, you don't have any language? also enjoy waiting in line for your seat with the 100's of other peons, fuck that shit!

Supz · 03-29-2013, 10:39 AM

Good luck

Sid70 · 03-29-2013, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

fuck them, one of the worst airlines i've used

Fuck in terms? You got no extra leg room ?

nexcom28 · 03-29-2013, 10:52 AM

Worst fucking airline by a country mile, yeah it's cheap if you like being herded like cattle.

Horatio Caine · 03-29-2013, 10:55 AM

Do they charge for bathrooms now?

Sid70 · 03-29-2013, 11:00 AM

I can see cash lords only post here, okay, i bet you all fly private jets, pimps

Sid70 · 03-29-2013, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

Do they charge for bathrooms now?

Double for taking a dump.

Oracle Porn · 03-29-2013, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

Fuck in terms? You got no extra leg room ?

More like...

Me: "Can I get a glass of water?"
Flight attendant: "Later"

I never did that glass of water.

I also paid 50euro luggage free for a 50euro tent

Over 2 hours waiting in various ryanair made lines (nothing to do with airport security etc)

Paul&John · 03-29-2013, 11:02 AM

havent you ordered too soon? I usually find the best prices at wizzair 2 months before taking the trip...

EddyTheDog · 03-29-2013, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

I can see cash lords only post here, okay, i bet you all fly private jets, pimps

I usually end up on RyanAir when I go to Spain because of the routes they operate - The cost is nice as well....

I can still bitch about the shit service though - They are TERRIBLE!!

Oracle Porn · 03-29-2013, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

I can see cash lords only post here, okay, i bet you all fly private jets, pimps

I understand it's your first time getting on a actual plane, don't get too excited.

Sid70 · 03-29-2013, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

I understand it's your first time getting on a actual plane, don't get too excited.

What made you think so? You cant fucking imagine flights outside EU , say from Russia, Ukraine or Belarus to Sicily would cost $500 per person.

Sid70 · 03-29-2013, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

More like...

Me: "Can I get a glass of water?"
Flight attendant: "Later"

I never did that glass of water.

I also paid 50euro luggage free for a 50euro tent

Over 2 hours waiting in various ryanair made lines (nothing to do with airport security etc)

Can you get up your ass up and proceed to a cockpit for a glass of water?

Oracle Porn · 03-29-2013, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

You cant fucking imagine flights outside EU , say from Russia, Ukraine or Belarus

o rly?

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to Sicily would cost $500 per person.

you get what you pay for

Oracle Porn · 03-29-2013, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

Can you get up your ass up and proceed to a cockpit for a glass of water?

Supz · 03-29-2013, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

o rly?

you get what you pay for

Is he going to be upset when they ask him to flap his arms like wings out the windows on take off?

Scott McD · 03-29-2013, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

I understand it's your first time getting on a actual plane, don't get too excited.

Sid70 · 03-29-2013, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Supz

Is he going to be upset when they ask him to flap his arms like wings out the windows on take off?

Give me a hosting coupon code.

Ate123 · 03-29-2013, 11:49 AM

Hi you want visit my country ?? ;-) here if fucken cold ;/

Sid70 · 03-29-2013, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Ate123

Hi you want visit my country ?? ;-) here if fucken cold ;/

You own a country? Thats what i call pimping big time.

baddog · 03-29-2013, 12:19 PM

I found RyanAir to be one of the more entertaining airlines I have ever flown. Who else has raffles?

JFK · 03-29-2013, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I found RyanAir to be one of the more entertaining airlines I have ever flown. Who else has raffles?

What, raffles for the only parachute on board ??

MaDalton · 03-29-2013, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

What, raffles for the only parachute on board ??

the question is: why are there life vests on a plane and not parachutes

96ukssob · 03-29-2013, 12:59 PM

I read they just picked up a dozen of these to add to their fleet

96ukssob · 03-29-2013, 01:03 PM

THREAD SAVER

MaDalton · 03-29-2013, 01:12 PM

i am talking to one of their stewardesses on FB right now - any questions?

Imortyl Pussycat · 03-29-2013, 02:33 PM

so glad i consulted JFK before booking a hop on RyanAir, dodged a bullet

L-Pink · 03-29-2013, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i am talking to one of their stewardesses on FB right now - any questions?

I flew over the weekend and had to take a dump between Tampa and Lexington. How do I get the blue off the last 3" of my dick?

.

seeandsee · 03-29-2013, 02:44 PM

counting from now till ryanair owner to step up in this thread with free drinks

MaDalton · 03-29-2013, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I flew over the weekend and had to take a dump between Tampa and Lexington. How do I get the blue off the last 3" of my dick?

.

the last 3" on which end?

JFK · 03-29-2013, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

so glad i consulted JFK before booking a hop on RyanAir, dodged a bullet

Consultants R us

baddog · 03-29-2013, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

so glad i consulted JFK before booking a hop on RyanAir, dodged a bullet

We have flown them a couple times, not bad and cheap.

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