It's the DRUNKEN RANKING SYSTEM! Behold its wonder... - GoFuckYourself.com

ItBurnsWhenIpee · 02-24-2003, 02:01 AM

All right, it's almost 1 am and my friends and I just came up with the drunken ranking system in our drunken state. What do you think? Comments/Suggestions? I think this will make all our lives better......

0: No drinks or just having your first one
1: Had a drink or two, can't tell if you feel it or not...
2: I think I'm feeling it a little?
3: Yeah I've got a buzz. Need to keep drinking.
4: Definitely buzzed, feeling good and more confident.
5: I may have crossed the line into drunk. Could pull off driving, but not a great idea.
6: I think I'm getting drunk now. I could get crazy if I drink more. (Driving cut off point)
7: Yeah, I'm drunk. What's your name? Let's party. I don't give a shit about anything.
8: I'm really drunk, man. Is your sister single? (entering hangover territory)
9: I think I had too much. I'm not gonna remember this and I could puke (definite hangover)
10: Puking, wishing you were dead (hung over all fucking day tomorrow)

How did I ever live without this system?

p00p · 02-24-2003, 02:03 AM

I am way too drunk to read that. Please keep it simple.

lightswitch · 02-24-2003, 02:05 AM

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Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee

9: I think I had too much. I'm not gonna remember this and I could puke (definite hangover)

Amatuers,...

Dirty1 · 02-24-2003, 02:05 AM

8.5

already left the bar and bought drugs I promised I wouldn't

edit: Just got home, it's 2:52 here, and the bars are open for another hour

ItBurnsWhenIpee · 02-24-2003, 02:09 AM

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Originally posted by Dirty1
8.5

already left the bar and bought drugs I promised I wouldn't

edit: Just got home, it's 2:52 here, and the bars are open for another hour

Shit your bars stay open till 4? Ours close at 2 here in California

wethoney · 02-24-2003, 02:10 AM

Dirty1 · 02-24-2003, 02:16 AM

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Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee

Shit your bars stay open till 4? Ours close at 2 here in California

Yes! We can smoke in them too!

but for how long?

ItBurnsWhenIpee · 02-24-2003, 12:18 PM

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Originally posted by Dirty1

Yes! We can smoke in them too!

but for how long?

I don't think I want smoke in bars

02-24-2003, 02:01 AM	#1
ItBurnsWhenIpee Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Beach, SoCal Posts: 1,288	It's the DRUNKEN RANKING SYSTEM! Behold its wonder... All right, it's almost 1 am and my friends and I just came up with the drunken ranking system in our drunken state. What do you think? Comments/Suggestions? I think this will make all our lives better...... 0: No drinks or just having your first one 1: Had a drink or two, can't tell if you feel it or not... 2: I think I'm feeling it a little? 3: Yeah I've got a buzz. Need to keep drinking. 4: Definitely buzzed, feeling good and more confident. 5: I may have crossed the line into drunk. Could pull off driving, but not a great idea. 6: I think I'm getting drunk now. I could get crazy if I drink more. (Driving cut off point) 7: Yeah, I'm drunk. What's your name? Let's party. I don't give a shit about anything. 8: I'm really drunk, man. Is your sister single? (entering hangover territory) 9: I think I had too much. I'm not gonna remember this and I could puke (definite hangover) 10: Puking, wishing you were dead (hung over all fucking day tomorrow) How did I ever live without this system?

02-24-2003, 02:05 AM	#4
Dirty1 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: New Orleans Posts: 138	8.5 already left the bar and bought drugs I promised I wouldn't edit: Just got home, it's 2:52 here, and the bars are open for another hour Last edited by Dirty1; 02-24-2003 at 02:08 AM..

02-24-2003, 02:03 AM	#2
p00p Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: CanaDUH Posts: 5,125	I am way too drunk to read that. Please keep it simple.

02-24-2003, 02:10 AM	#6
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