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![]() * A Tennessee woman was shot in the stomach by her 2-year-old child on Sunday. Rekia Kid was sleeping with the toddler and her three-week-old baby when the toddler discovered a Glock 9 mm stored underneath her pillow and discharged the weapon. Kid managed to get out of the house and crawl to a neighbor?s porch where she was found by the neighbor, who told local news ?[s]he just kept screaming that she didn?t think she was going to make it, she didn?t think she was going to make it and to please please take care of my children.?
* Josephine G. Fanning was shot and killed Saturday at a Tennessee barbecue when a 4-year-old boy discharged a handgun owned by Fanning?s husband, Sheriff?s Deputy Daniel Fanning. Fanning had left the loaded gun ?for just a moment? on the bed while he went to retrieve another weapon from a locked gun cabinet. * A 6-year-old boy was accidentally shot by his 4-year-old playmate in a quiet residential New Jersey area yesterday. The victim later died of his wounds, with the victim?s uncle telling reporters covering the story ?This never should have happened. It?s horrible.? * A 3-year-old died of an accidental self-inflicted gun wound in South Carolina on Tuesday according after finding a gun in an apartment and discharging the weapon. No further details have been released at this time. http://www.alternet.org/least-4-peop...ter822988&t=13 ![]() |
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We need to ban toddlers.
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We need to ban toddlers with pistol grips.
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This is why I don't have kids.
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There would be FAR fewer colds & flus going around. Fucking little germ hotels.
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I agree
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Where the fuck are the parents? They need to be in prison.
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Ban Assault Toddlers
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Exactly. Ban toddlers.
Guns don't kill people, toddlers kill people.
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A gun underneath her pillow? Seems like a safe place.
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Now with more Jayne
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GOO!
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No kidding. All while having two kids sleep next to her, people are just stupid. That's all there is to it.
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#NaturalSelection
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revenge for nap time...
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darwin's little helpers.
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awesome fake news stories on the week of the gun regulation vote
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I think one was an argument over bitcoins.
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I wonder how many didn't do it and were blamed for doing it.
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And if you want to live in gang territory... If that's your thing... Don't fucking have kids. And then keep all the firearms under your pillow you want. I'm just glad it was the retarded mother that got shot. If you care about human life, you do not keep a loaded unlocked handgun under your pillow. |
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All responsible gun owners. Each and every one of them.
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You're saying the stories are fake?
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A responsible gun owner would have at least had the safety on.
I heard the 4 yr old pled guilty and is doing a nickel upstate.
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Same thing for those starving people in Africa. They should just move somewhere else. I think we're on to something here... Wait, you say it takes money to move? And where would a poor person move to that was a "nice" neighborhood? Don't waste our time with details like that!!! If this dumb bitch CHOSE to live in a gang neighborhood then there is no excuse for her to have not simply moved to a nice rich neighborhood with low crime rates. PIRIOD. </sarcasm> <...begin LOL> |
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hot link sucks
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My current favorite gun-related quote...
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"You'll get my assault weapon when you pry it out of my curious six-year-old's cold dead hands." -- Anthony Jeselnik .
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