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Say what you know about life in a few sentences
It's fun for someone who enjoys watching it behind the scene to see billions of desperate creatures gaining and losing their fortune. There's no limit, no absolute, no measure in anything existing in present time and space, just undefined life and death all over it. Everything is both good and bad at the same time and nothing really matters.
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Any day above ground is a good day.
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As you get older you understand more.
Having a child is a example. Before I was a father, I lived for me. I did what I wanted and ate when I wanted. As a father everything is dictated by your child. I have friends who call me up and say "Let's go bike riding Sunday". Well, I can't because I don't know what my kid's plans are Saturday night and I can't be an hour from home when my kid is calling me from my front door telling me she can't get in the house or needs a ride. Now that I am 44 and the parent of a teenager, a lot of things about my parents are easier to understand. Our parents knew a lot more about us as kids than we thought. Decisions my parents made about family matters make sense now. I also think I am much more wiser now. I am no longer interested in impressing anyone; I don't buy new cars every year. I have a 23 year old truck that is like brand new and a newer slightly used Jeep Grand Cherokee and that works fine for me - I cannot have a sports car because I have a kid and my kid has friends, etc. I've also discovered my non adult friends are much more kinky than I thought.
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We don't understand anything. Foolish to think we do. At best we know a little about our immediate surroundings. Nothing more.
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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that it goes on...
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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![]() ?Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it. Life is a promise, fulfill it. Life is sorrow, overcome it. Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle, accept it. Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare it. Life is luck, make it. Life is too precious, do not destroy it. Life is life, fight for it.? When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away. ![]() ADG |
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Remember that no matter what happens, we're each a self-important, walking talking bag of meat wrapped around a shit pipe.
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ive seen it all
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Sieg Hi!
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Life's a struggle 4 bucks! But... let our firmly bound babes do the struggling... you catch the dollars:-)
Something like that?
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It's short, enjoy it.
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Sieg Hi!
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Good and bad are human values...
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Yolo!!!!!
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it's too short to waste it on all that bullshit most of people waste on
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I need a beer
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Slave to money and then you die
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Death is part of life.
When someone close to you dies instead of feeling sorry for yourself feel sorry for the person who died. 9 out 10 friends will screw you over for money. Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. (not mine but i wish it was) Stop fooling yourself. There is no reason why you are on this planet other than to breed and die. There are 2 million different animals who are fine with that. The only animal that isn't is the human. We're no exception. Just because our brain is larger doesn't mean we're more special. You have the right to make fun of people, to say whatever you want but you don't have to right to fuck someone's life up. Death sentence should not exist. Nobody has the right to kill another person! Nobody! If a murdered is in jail then let him think about his actions for the rest of his life. If you kill him because your law allows you to, you are a murdered as well. A legal murderer? You're just as bad. If a woman is annoying, show her the pimp hand! Wait, how did that one slip in? Men should be strong. But strong doesn't mean hitting someone someone's teeth out because he didn't show you any "respect". A real man doesn't need his fists unless someone close to him is in danger. People who use the word respect all the time are usually the kind of person who have no respect at all. Normal, sane people won't have to use that word. Do what you can for people you care about without expecting anything back. If you get screwed over all the time by doing that then don't turn into one of them. Stop being totally proud of your country. It's pure coincidence where you were born. Be nice to animals. If you eat them try to eat the ones that had a good life. If that's 5 dollars more expensive then accept that. What's 5 dollars compared to a year long shitty life for an animal. You don't have to be religious to be a good person. If there is a god, which i don't believe there is, but if that god exists, he/she/shemale will judge you based on who you are. Not how many times a day you kneel down and repeat ancient nonsense. Don't fear death. Did you have a problem with the last 13.7 billion years you didn't exist? No? Well you won't have a problem with the next 50 billion years you don't exist. Stop wondering what blind people see. They don't see shit. Can't understand it? Well try looking with your elbows. What do you see? As much as fags are annoying as fuck let them have the right to get married. I rather see 2 fruitcakes getting married for the rest of their lives than 2 straight people who get a child and divorce after 2 years. Start reading about the universe. Because it will explain so many things and will question so many things. I don't get it that so many people aren't interested in this stuff. If you read books stop reading fiction. For a year. And start reading about human behaviour, the universe as mentioned above, and quantum mechanics Cat litter is a huge problem... The ice age is just one of the ice ages. We're in between ice ages. Stop eating corn based products. The word hasj is related to the word assassin. Wiki it. Salvia will you fuck you up. Bitcoin just reached 100 dollars. |
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Human beings are stupid as fuck, and will be, till Religion is abolished and science and fact roam key
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Franck I need something funny for sig! Please send this!
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Smiles and Cries
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Eveybody is a lie
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Be grateful for what you have.. family, friends and your health come first.
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Because on a moleculair level your body right now is partly corn.
In Europe we don't really have that problem but in the US corn is in every friggin product. In your country the dollar is less imporant than corn. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_fructose_corn_syrup |
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Corn is one of the main reasons for obesity and sugar addiction.
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Do good and expect nothing in return.
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you can say that again
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Shits all fucked up... and nobody cares
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many people who oppose the death penalty, including me, are against it because even one innocent person killed by mistake is one too many. that's not your reason, you don't believe Adolf Hitler should have been given the death penalty.
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![]() Life is like a sewer.
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