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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Drugs! (An alternative universe)
So, you wake up tomorrow, to discover that ALL recreational drugs are now both LEGAL & FREE !
Plus, they are clean and pure - No 'funny additives' (Cutting with rat poison) etc... HOWEVER.... (Or) BUT... Cause we know there is always a 'but'... The but is that you can only choose 1 (FOR YOU) to be completely legal.. Thats why, in order to 'partake' in this gracious new world, you need to answer 2 questions. 1) Which drug do YOU WANT TO BE FREE AND LEGAL, FOR YOURSELF? & 2) Which drug do you NOT WANT TO BE FREE AND LEGAL, FOR OTHERS? I'll answer: 1) HEROIN 2) HEROIN You ?????????? |
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PS I lick smack...
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come ride the white horse the horse
dealer cried you'll have a great trip he casually lied, the first rides for free,those words did the trick i rode off on her back but afterwards felt sick the next time i saw him i asked after his horse i want a ride he said "but of course" he charged me forty pound and it seemed kinda mean but i rode to a heaven where i'd never been the horse brought me back to a new hell on earth where i needed more smack, i sought the horse dealer and begged him for more my pride and forty pound it cost me to score the dealer looked different horns,hoofs,and a tail upon my return a guaranteed sale so fixed up once more to the heavens i rode i tried chasing dragons but it cost me much gold white horses cost plenty and my money was gone so i stole for my habit even though i no it was wrong in prisson white horses are not allowed in i shivered, grew sick and my body turned thin well thats the story of my horse riding days now im left with nothing but memories dont haze so ride the white horse but ride it well for the white hores of heroin will take you to hell. |
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WOOT WOOT!
Uppin' de 'H' here lol |
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Can I get smack via bitcoins?
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What does this tread have to do with the adult biz?????
It KILLS THE PAIN MAN... IT KILLS THE PAIN... |
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I iz chattin 2 myzwelf, innit?
NOONE ELSE ON GFY TAKES ANY DRUGS? |
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If you can add in that the drug(s) cause no harm to my body, i'd have to go for nicotine and alcohol
No harm as in no health lost, never ever a hangover / poisoning etc etc ...
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Cannabis is pretty natural, and suits me fine already, so all we need to do is finish making it legal (free would be cool too)...
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Will you purchase on my behalf, and send me it?
I cunt a4d a bitcoin? |
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I'm only having a troll
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When they make beer, which is 100% free and 100% healthy, I will fill up an entire swimming pool, skinny dip in that poll, and post the video on Youtube
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But other drugs ARE illegal. That's my point. If you could get an uncut, pure LEGAL version of ANY drug... With FULL permission to use it... Which would YOU choose? |
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If there is ANYTHING wrong in your body weed will fix it. |
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I don't do drugs at all, so don't really care; if I could make any drug legal for other people, then probably weed. With that said if you drive super-stoned, you should face the music just like the drunk drivers
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I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.
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Psilocybin :-)
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