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Beating the Speed of light is EASY. No troll
imagine a nylon string 200,000 miles long. If you pull on it from one end, shuoldn't the other end of the string instantly feel the pull?
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nope, not nylon. And s it floating or on the ground, f to the riction?
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what if..like the string was red? man
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gfy string theory.
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it would have to be done in outer space ofcourse. Nylon or whatever is the strongest material
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So if we tie up the moon in nylon strings, we can pull it closer to earth!
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dumb libs love censorship
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whatever, nevermind.
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First off, action/reaction speed which you would be measuring, has nothing to do with speed of light. It is "information" that travels, you can not compare that to the issue at hand.
2nd, even with Diamonds, which is the stiffest material, the pull would not be instant, since the atoms still have a small delay in their bound state when they are moved together, it might be tiny, but its not 0.
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is it a tampon string?
hows the tax business? |
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real life faster than the speed of light physics
spooky action at a distance (quantum entanglement) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_entanglement
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Light years are fucked up. 6 trillion miles is 1 light year, and the possibly habitable planets they discovered this month are 1,200 lightyears away..
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![]() Take a car and drive the speed of light, then turn on the headlights
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back off Stephen Hawkins, we have this covered!
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Not sure it is exactly this but there would be some variable that was >0 that would fuck it up...
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A car can't drive the speed of light. Ever. Nothing can. Only light. Einstein called. He wants his 100-year-old discovery back.
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funny how people is trying to argue seriously
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Hasn't string theory already proven the possibility of passing the speed of light?
Tho still a theory, so bullshit till then i guess.
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I am appalled by the lack of knowledge of elementary physics here
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i cant afford a piece of string...
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Seems like you can't afford shit lately ?
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