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afoo · 04-23-2013, 09:33 AM

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the 'mp3' program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as 'telnet', which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

Choopa_Pardo · 04-23-2013, 09:34 AM

good to know, thanks for the heads up.

Re-installing all my operating systems now.

NiXXiN · 04-23-2013, 09:37 AM

damn thats crazy, and i was thinnking about installing linux too!

darksoul · 04-23-2013, 09:42 AM

Is this some Markov spinoff text ?

afoo · 04-23-2013, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by darksoul

Is this some Markov spinoff text ?

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CurrentlySober · 04-23-2013, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by afoo

loving pile of intestinal feces...

i lick piles of intestinal feces...

Harmon · 04-23-2013, 09:51 AM

afoo · 04-23-2013, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

i lick piles of intestinal feces...

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afoo · 04-23-2013, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by harmon

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EddyTheDog · 04-23-2013, 10:04 AM

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bronco67 · 04-23-2013, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Choopa_Pardo

good to know, thanks for the heads up.

Re-installing all my operating systems now.

ottopottomouse · 04-23-2013, 11:14 AM

\r\n\r\n

scarlettcontent · 04-23-2013, 11:23 AM

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vdbucks · 04-23-2013, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by afoo

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the 'mp3' program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as 'telnet', which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

You could have at least tried to spell the guy's name right before spouting off your drug overdose induced rant.

pimpmaster9000 · 04-23-2013, 12:03 PM

linus is from finland LOL...russian hacker LOL....cunt...

sandman! · 04-23-2013, 12:05 PM

your a fucking idiot if you think bsd was made by Linyos Torovoltos

signupdamnit · 04-23-2013, 12:07 PM

Greeeeeat. Another new troll.

grumpy · 04-23-2013, 12:55 PM

i love the way the people here go in a fight with a bot, a smart one but still a bot

afoo · 04-23-2013, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by grumpy

i love the way the people here go in a fight with a bot, a smart one but still a bot

I'm not a bot, you dumbass

sarettah · 04-23-2013, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by afoo

I'm not a bot, you dumbass

And that is exactly how I would have programmed a bot to answer

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04-23-2013, 09:33 AM	#1
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