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Old 04-27-2013, 12:42 PM   #1
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I should go to law school.. Also, never give up when you're down or poor

If it wasn't years and years, I would.

The only reason I did not do time in Florida was because I myself took the initiative to look up every case the arresting Officer ever participated in the prosecution of. I found out that he only did traffic but sometimes responded to calls. Every time he was ever called out to anything he charged someone with assault, resisting without, etc. Almost every time the DA would dismiss almost all of his bullshit before it even made it to court. You can laugh all you want but if an Officer ever hurts you and then charges YOU with assault and wants you to eat a felony maybe you'll understand.

The only reason I'm doing 2 days jail in Kansas instead of 5 + 85 house arrest is because I noticed that my case showed that I was charged under wrong subsection of the statute. I think that my lawyer would have found that on her own, but I'm sure glad that I did, because I could have unknowingly accepted a sentence that was far too harsh for the charges against me. I can't afford to defend myself BUT at least they are not going to cause as much harm against me as I was told they were going to.

Now, while I KNOW that I'd be eaten ALIVE trying to represent myself or anyone in court, if I'm this useful now- imagine what I could do if I was actually qualified.

I think that anyone who can't afford a lawyer should absolutely take some time and try to figure out what is going on. It's worth the effort and can really pay off.

Never give up. I'm not.

I'm even coming up with a way to fight the driver's license suspension, now.

Just don't give up. Just because you're poor, maybe you're black, maybe you know all too well that only wealthy people have a chance in courtrooms, maybe whatever the fuck else- no matter what- do not give up. Give yourself a chance. Because: When no one else is going to give you a chance, it's up to you to give yourself one.

If I can make it through some of the shit I have, so can you, and some of you been through a-lot more than I have and still made it. I know motherfuckers got put down for real bids and still came the fuck back up. Some of them is wearin suits and ties and all white now, even. There's even Soldiers over there fighting and they watch their friends die, they lose legs, and they make it.

No matter the fuck WHAT you're up against- keep going. Never lay down less it's with a cold ass bitch and you got your feet up sippin on something tasty, get me? NEVER.

Always never forget my new patented sayings:
I DON'T GET BITTER, I GET BETTER.
I'LL NEVER GIVE UP, BECAUSE: FUCK YOU.









If you've lived a good life and helped people close to you and been the one everyone can count on and if you got honor and you're down for your loved ones and ain't never bailed on anyone, but if you been left for dead every time you was ever in need, someone out her knows just how the fuck you feel, and it's worth it. Never give up. Motherfuck 'em all, because: Fuck Them. All the SHIT we go through makes us STRONGER every god damned day.

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Old 04-27-2013, 12:52 PM   #2
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The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law

I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor

Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jake.
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case

So I...pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"

Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know

Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "

"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"

I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"

Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that

"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"

Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit

"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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there are so many things to reply about I do not know where to start lol
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Old 04-27-2013, 12:57 PM   #4
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The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law

I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor

Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jake.
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case

So I...pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"

Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know

Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "

"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"

I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"

Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that

"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"

Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit

"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one


Fuckin' love that song
Especially the 55 in a 54
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Old 04-27-2013, 12:59 PM   #5
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Thanks for the motivational speech, Jordan Chase.

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Please tell me I don't have to read all that shit.....

I'm an old man - I don't have that long left.....
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Please tell me I don't have to read all that shit.....

I'm an old man - I don't have that long left.....
You don't have to do anything man do whatever you want
It's just I want to say to everyone what I wish someone had said to me when I needed to hear it
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Thanks for the motivational speech, Jordan Chase.


Let it run out
I'm ready to live and ready to die
I've not liked being alive since I was ten years old
In spite of that I am not at all suicidal and I'm willing to live as long as I have to
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don't let the fact that law school is 3 years get in the way if that's what you think you'd like to do man!

if you can research + argue effectively you can be a successful attorney, of course being professional&common sense assumed.
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don't let the fact that law school is 3 years get in the way if that's what you think you'd like to do man!

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Dude, this guy is all fucked up on meds. Tomorrow he won't even remember he wrote this.
And i'm pretty damn sure he wouldn't even get through day 1.
You must realize by now he is not exactly the brightest on this forum.
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Dude, this guy is all fucked up on meds. Tomorrow he won't even remember he wrote this.
And i'm pretty damn sure he wouldn't even get through day 1.
You must realize by now he is not exactly the brightest on this forum.
yup.........i was thinking the audience reading this was more than the op i guess.
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there are so many things to reply about I do not know where to start lol
Yeah I am just going to leave this one alone. He must be trolling.
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Man, I know that I leave the book open on my life sometimes but you sir, share way too much about your personal details. Don't forget, the internet holds everything, forever..
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Shut up, do your time, ride a bicycle for a few months, drive sober, stay away from crazy women …… Live like a sane person, you might find it refreshing.

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Dude, this guy is all fucked up on meds. Tomorrow he won't even remember he wrote this.
And i'm pretty damn sure he wouldn't even get through day 1.
You must realize by now he is not exactly the brightest on this forum.
I took adderall for a couple of months- the doctor gave it to me
I took some another time for a few weeks

Never got fucked up on meds, genius, and I haven't had any adderall in months and I don't drink hardly ever anymore.

Try again, stupid, go mortgage your house for more bitcoins
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Shut up, do your time, ride a bicycle for a few months, drive sober, stay away from crazy women ?? Live like a sane person, you might find it refreshing.

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Fine. Good advice.
Meanwhile I am at least going to try to make my license valid- wouldn't you?
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Man, I know that I leave the book open on my life sometimes but you sir, share way too much about your personal details. Don't forget, the internet holds everything, forever..
It's all public record in the first place
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Fine. Good advice.
Meanwhile I am at least going to try to make my license valid- wouldn't you?
Since you've proven multiple times that you can't drive and can't stay sober when doing it... You should never have your license again.
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Since you've proven multiple times that you can't drive and can't stay sober when doing it... You should never have your license again.
so he drives drunk a lot? maybe op is qualified for esq !
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so he drives drunk a lot? maybe op is qualified for esq !
Yeah, but since they are actually lawyers they are able to get out of it. Since he couldn't, he wouldn't make a good lawyer.
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Yeah, but since they are actually lawyers they are able to get out of it. Since he couldn't, he wouldn't make a good lawyer.
i'm trying to keep a glass is 1/2 full of liqour outlook!
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I took adderall for a couple of months- the doctor gave it to me
I took some another time for a few weeks

Never got fucked up on meds, genius, and I haven't had any adderall in months and I don't drink hardly ever anymore.

Try again, stupid, go mortgage your house for more bitcoins
Then you suffered some serious brain damage from the stuff you used before.
Look at your posts man. You're a fucking mess.
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Then you suffered some serious brain damage from the stuff you used before.
Look at your posts man. You're a fucking mess.
Keep hawking bitcoins and making shit up
If you don't like me I'm doing something right
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Yeah, but since they are actually lawyers they are able to get out of it. Since he couldn't, he wouldn't make a good lawyer.
Not what I said, at all. I said imagine what I could do if I was actually qualified, since with no qualifications at all I was able to find important information. Taking the initiative to help yourself is something 99% of people won't do in a spot like that. I'd like to encourage more people to not give up.
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so he drives drunk a lot? maybe op is qualified for esq !
No, epitome is wrong
I never drive drunk
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I would like to add to my original post saying thank you to all of the shysta ass hoes who went gun in glove, all of the god damned turncoat sellout motherfuckers, all of my loved ones who stole from me and left me when I needed them, the legal system, the state that stole the only property I ever owned, and to anyone who ever fucked with me in any way.

I LIVE thanks to all of THEM. Shit is real, nobody is going to stop me, thanks to all of them.
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I am a little confused. I can appreciate that you did your homework on the case. Anyone should do that, but most people will not. However, it sounds like the fact that most of the time he charged people with resisting/assault it got tossed really doesn't have much if anything to do with your case and you just got lucky.

Many cops will write/charge someone with everything they can think of. They do this for a few reasons. First, it ups their stats and makes them look good and the more they charge you with the better chance they will have of having at least some of it stick so I would imagine most cops have most of their charges dropped when the case actually moves towards trial.

Still, it sounds like you got lucky. He made a mistake and you were able to find it and take advantage of it. I had that happen once too. I got a speeding ticket, but my car was an Eagle Summit and he wrote down a Toyota Summit. The ticket got tossed.

Be honest. Had he not made that mistake would you be in much deeper shit?
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Dude, this guy is all fucked up on meds. Tomorrow he won't even remember he wrote this.
And i'm pretty damn sure he wouldn't even get through day 1.
You must realize by now he is not exactly the brightest on this forum.
well,i see now what you are talking about. i hadn't realized. i think i've only clicked a few or so of these threads
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I am a little confused. I can appreciate that you did your homework on the case. Anyone should do that, but most people will not. However, it sounds like the fact that most of the time he charged people with resisting/assault it got tossed really doesn't have much if anything to do with your case and you just got lucky.

Many cops will write/charge someone with everything they can think of. They do this for a few reasons. First, it ups their stats and makes them look good and the more they charge you with the better chance they will have of having at least some of it stick so I would imagine most cops have most of their charges dropped when the case actually moves towards trial.

Still, it sounds like you got lucky. He made a mistake and you were able to find it and take advantage of it. I had that happen once too. I got a speeding ticket, but my car was an Eagle Summit and he wrote down a Toyota Summit. The ticket got tossed.

Be honest. Had he not made that mistake would you be in much deeper shit?


"the more they charge you with the better chance they will have of having at least some of it stick" is something they've been doing as long as I can remember. Five of Six charges against me were DROPPED before I went to trial or even pre trial in Florida ... As I understand it, when they beat your ass in Osceola County or most places down that way, they charge YOU with assault and everything else just to protect themselves.

I'd possibly be in much "deeper shit" if I had not worked so hard finding out exactly what time it was on both of the cases.. The mistake you're talking about, me being charged under the wrong subsection of the statute, it apparently doesn't matter because they do what the fuck they want here in kansas. Especially if you're not one of their own and your pockets are empty.

I can live with that. Nolo contendere, for now. Maybe later when I'm in a better societal position- if I ever am- and I just may end up being.
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well,i see now what you are talking about. i hadn't realized. i think i've only clicked a few or so of these threads
Yep I'm all fucked up on meds because I'm telling people what I wish someone had told me when I needed to hear it. Fuck what you or anyone thinks. Maybe it'll help someone, maybe it won't.
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No, epitome is wrong
I never drive drunk
Except for the night you were driving drunk, which led to this, which you were obviously guilty of or you wouldn't be doing any time.

Like I said, you will do good in jail. Nobody there is guilty and they will all tell you that.

Also, this whole thing about not giving up on yourself is ridiculous. You gave up on yourself a long time ago which is why women have to support you and you got into this mess in the first place.

You may think highly of yourself but probably 90% of the population thinks you're scum.

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"the more they charge you with the better chance they will have of having at least some of it stick" is something they've been doing as long as I can remember. Five of Six charges against me were DROPPED before I went to trial or even pre trial in Florida ... As I understand it, when they beat your ass in Osceola County or most places down that way, they charge YOU with assault and everything else just to protect themselves.

I'd possibly be in much "deeper shit" if I had not worked so hard finding out exactly what time it was on both of the cases.. The mistake you're talking about, me being charged under the wrong subsection of the statute, it apparently doesn't matter because they do what the fuck they want here in kansas. Especially if you're not one of their own and your pockets are empty.

I can live with that. Nolo contendere, for now. Maybe later when I'm in a better societal position- if I ever am- and I just may end up being.
If you get hit by the police they will charge you with resisting/assault because they will say that is why they hit you. In many cases it is dropped.

It is the other thing I don't follow. You say you got a lighter sentence because they charged you under the wrong subsection of the statute. Does this mean that once the mistake was pointed out they dropped some charged therefore you avoided any punishment for them or does this mean that they modified the charges to put them under the correct subsection which then carried a much lighter penalty?

Also, you say you never drive drunk, but you were charged with DUI. Had you drank at all in the few hours before you got behind the wheel? You might be shocked at how little you actually have to drink to be over the legal limit.
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let's get this straight.

you start a "motivational" thread about not giving up and how you "should" go to law school, because of how clever you think you are, but can't because the years involved.

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if you can research + argue effectively you can be a successful attorney, of course being professional&common sense assumed.
which you don't even acknowledge

but then i get a fuck you instead

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classy!
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I never drive drunk
You're also a fucking liar.
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Old 04-28-2013, 06:58 AM   #36
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let's get this straight.

you start a "motivational" thread about not giving up and how you "should" go to law school, because of how clever you think you are, but can't because the years involved.

so i reply with



which you don't even acknowledge

but then i get a fuck you instead






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Here's the thing: you invested a lot of time doing research on this case because: 1 - it's your only case, and 2 - it's your ass on the line. You have to ask yourself: would I have the same fervor and tenacity if I was juggling 50 cases, none of which involved the possibility of me going to jail personally? A lawyer who handles every case as if it's their only case, with their own ass on the line is a great lawyer. News flash: this type of lawyer pretty much only exists on TV.
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Except for the night you were driving drunk, which led to this, which you were obviously guilty of or you wouldn't be doing any time.

Like I said, you will do good in jail. Nobody there is guilty and they will all tell you that.

Also, this whole thing about not giving up on yourself is ridiculous. You gave up on yourself a long time ago which is why women have to support you and you got into this mess in the first place.

You may think highly of yourself but probably 90% of the population thinks you're scum.

I wasn't drunk, you moron
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If you get hit by the police they will charge you with resisting/assault because they will say that is why they hit you. In many cases it is dropped.

It is the other thing I don't follow. You say you got a lighter sentence because they charged you under the wrong subsection of the statute. Does this mean that once the mistake was pointed out they dropped some charged therefore you avoided any punishment for them or does this mean that they modified the charges to put them under the correct subsection which then carried a much lighter penalty?

Also, you say you never drive drunk, but you were charged with DUI. Had you drank at all in the few hours before you got behind the wheel? You might be shocked at how little you actually have to drink to be over the legal limit.

They lawyers were telling me I'd be sentenced to 5 days jail + 85 days house arrest.. Then I read the statute myself and found out why. It was because on my case it said the statute number subsection E which describes punishments for FOURTH offense. 5 days + 85 is minimum sentencing for FOURTH offense.

So now I am eating a sentence more in line with what I am actually charged with. Second offense, since I was convicted of one back in 2007.
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Yes you were you idiot. And it wasn't the first time either.
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let's get this straight.

you start a "motivational" thread about not giving up and how you "should" go to law school, because of how clever you think you are, but can't because the years involved.

so i reply with



which you don't even acknowledge

but then i get a fuck you instead





classy!


I told you a rebuttal to you talking shit. I'm sorry I missed your first post.
I can't imagine going to school, I wish I could, I am not as sharp as I use to be and would not fit in with a bunch of white people everywhere I guess. I ain't been inside of a school since I was twelve... you know? I turned 30 a few days ago
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You're also a fucking liar.
No I'm not, you moron.
You just make shit up and the internet would be better off if you'd break your keyboard over your own face. You're the worst case of PBKAC I've ever seen.

Being an honest person has cost me A LOT in life, but I damned well am one.
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I told you a rebuttal to you talking shit. I'm sorry I missed your first post.
I can't imagine going to school, I wish I could, I am not as sharp as I use to be and would not fit in with a bunch of white people everywhere I guess. I ain't been inside of a school since I was twelve... you know? I turned 30 a few days ago
i see.
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Here's the thing: you invested a lot of time doing research on this case because: 1 - it's your only case, and 2 - it's your ass on the line. You have to ask yourself: would I have the same fervor and tenacity if I was juggling 50 cases, none of which involved the possibility of me going to jail personally? A lawyer who handles every case as if it's their only case, with their own ass on the line is a great lawyer. News flash: this type of lawyer pretty much only exists on TV.


Good point. I am one of the most loyal dedicated people alive, though, if you're my client I'd cut off my arm to save your fucking ass if I had to. I've never bailed on anyone, ever. No matter how tough or scary or dangerous the situation was, I never ran from shit when anyone needed me.

So yeah I think I'd pretty much LIVE for my cases if I was going to do it I'd go all of the way. But I doubt I can just go to school all of a sudden after 20 years, you know?
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I wasn't drunk, you moron
The "slot machine" as you call it says you were. The very same slot machine that clears a lot of people for DUI.

Anyway, I take it personally because I have lost too many people to the likes of you on the road.
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The "slot machine" as you call it says you were. The very same slot machine that clears a lot of people for DUI.

Anyway, I take it personally because I have lost too many people to the likes of you on the road.
One of my closest loved ones died in a drunk driving accident, so I know exactly how you feel. I hate drunk drivers. I've put countless idiots I didn't even know in cabs, sometimes with my last few dollars, and stopped several other people who were driving drunk.

If the slot machine ever goes off on YOU, you might understand. Of course, in FLORIDA - they had to throw out A LOT OF CASES because of the god damned SAME VERY MACHINE - AND - Florida even SUED the manufacturer. So you might not have to go through THIS. In the interim, stop talking up out of your ASS. Here in this state, in one county, the prosecutor refuses to allow these as evidence because they're such fucking bullshit. Kansas even PAID to make it LESS ACCURATE. Several other states have sued the manufacturer and no longer use it.

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One of my closest loved ones died in a drunk driving accident, so I know exactly how you feel. I hate drunk drivers. I've put countless idiots I didn't even know in cabs, sometimes with my last few dollars, and stopped several other people who were driving drunk.

If the slot machine ever goes off on YOU, you might understand. Of course, in FLORIDA - they had to throw out A LOT OF CASES because of the god damned SAME VERY MACHINE - AND - Florida even SUED the manufacturer. So you might not have to go through THIS. In the interim, stop talking up out of your ASS. Here in this state, in one county, the prosecutor refuses to allow these as evidence because they're such fucking bullshit. Kansas even PAID to make it LESS ACCURATE. Several other states have sued the manufacturer and no longer use it.
Stop lying.
You were driving drunk and did so before as well.
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Stop lying.
You were driving drunk and did so before as well.

I don't lie.. you must be projecting

Go hawk bitcoins you ridiculous clown
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I don't lie.. you must be projecting

Go hawk bitcoins you ridiculous clown
You just lied again.
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You just lied again.
Don't accuse me of being a liar, you walking scum.
You make everything up and talk nothing but shit.
People like you get it every day, internet warrior.

Go outside and run your mouth off like that to some people and be sure someone can send me a video clip of the results.
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