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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: L.A.
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Dropping a Dookie just before your Mother-in-law decides to go pee... Priceless!
My bowels and her bladder have impeccable timing. Every time I blow up the toilet she needs to go pee. It is fucking awesome.
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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Next time, don't even flush.
She won't come round so often... |
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working on my tan
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Florida/Kentucky
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Next time take a shit in the toilet tank. When she goes to flush and the bowl starts filling with shit she won't know what to do.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,496
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YUMMY !
Let her go first, then when she's in mid flow, burst in and sit on her lap and do a 'Dirty Blurt' Best of both worlds, and she wont ome around again ! |
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Location: L.A.
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You came to mind while I heard her telling her daughter she needed to pee before they left. So I did a quick wipe and bounced so she wouldn't use the other restroom. Worked great. I could hear her muttering about the stink. Then she comes out and tells her daughter she needs to get some kind of air freshener...
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Arthur Flegenheimer
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Location: New York City
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