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Old 05-25-2013, 08:06 PM   #51
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An extremely inaccurate joke of a machine which can be used to destroy your life.
It ain't so funny when it's you, man.
If you failed did you ask for a blood test?
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Old 05-25-2013, 08:09 PM   #52
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I actually found a solution to this.

I do probably have to pay for the god damned interlock even though I know I can't drive using it because: 1. I won't give my car a blowjob in order to drive because I am straight 2. Interlock is for people who drive drunk like fucking assholes, and that's not me

I found normal persons work that will allow me to drive AND it is good ass pay AND it comes with my choice of many vehicles on a daily basis. I can work the hours I want and essentially be driving 24/7 - and - I WILL be working. I need the money. I can't wait to be out doing some real shit.



So I found a legal honest solution that will benefit me in many ways.

Like I said in that thread awhile back.. I won't give up


"I'm going to make it, because fuck you".
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Old 05-25-2013, 08:12 PM   #53
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If you failed did you ask for a blood test?
No, I didn't know I could do that.

The narrative says the officer "smelled a hint of alcohol" on my breath.
My ass. I passed the physical part of the FST even though I was freezing to death. Video shows me driving perfectly smoothly parking 100% straight and parallel to the shoulder line. Wonderful part is his narrative completely does not at all match anything he said ON VIDEO.

I hadn't eaten or slept in days.. but they convict me of driving while impaired by alcohol..

What fucked me is, I know better than to roll the window down and let the officer have a chance to say he smells something or whatever else, but in kansas they can arrest you for speeding. So. He had clear PC. Maybe challenge the radar gun later- but as I thought, that didn't do any good. If I had the money for a real lawyer the case is an easy win- but I didn't.

DA threatened to nail me to a WALL if I didn't take his deal. Imagine that, they can punish you for invoking a right, who knew.
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Old 05-25-2013, 08:16 PM   #54
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If you failed did you ask for a blood test?
PS: I didn't fail, the god damned machine FAILED.

In your state they had to throw out all of the cases this machine caused. This same exact machine. Intox 8000.
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Old 05-26-2013, 08:54 AM   #55
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I can work the hours I want and essentially be driving 24/7
Doing this will make you impaired pretty quick!
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Old 05-26-2013, 08:56 AM   #56
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I actually found a solution to this.

I do probably have to pay for the god damned interlock even though I know I can't drive using it because: 1. I won't give my car a blowjob in order to drive because I am straight 2. Interlock is for people who drive drunk like fucking assholes, and that's not me

I found normal persons work that will allow me to drive AND it is good ass pay AND it comes with my choice of many vehicles on a daily basis. I can work the hours I want and essentially be driving 24/7 - and - I WILL be working. I need the money. I can't wait to be out doing some real shit.



So I found a legal honest solution that will benefit me in many ways.

Like I said in that thread awhile back.. I won't give up


"I'm going to make it, because fuck you".
I hope that your new job does not keep you from giving us daily life updates. This place truly will not be the same without them.

Best of luck!
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Old 05-27-2013, 03:42 PM   #57
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I hope that your new job does not keep you from giving us daily life updates. This place truly will not be the same without them.

Best of luck!

When I have nothing to do, at all, I'm only on here a few times a week... when I have anything to do at all I generally am not here for months at a time.. you are welcome

For now,
Let's start a "Pay Fred to Leave GFY" campaign drive fund raiser
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Old 05-27-2013, 05:16 PM   #58
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You're an asshole

1) You insist you never ever ever drive drunk
2) You admit this is your second conviction
3) You admit you were awake what .. 48 hours? when you got pulled over

What an asshole.
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Old 05-27-2013, 05:19 PM   #59
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Old 05-27-2013, 09:14 PM   #60
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Old 05-27-2013, 09:16 PM   #61
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You're an asshole

1) You insist you never ever ever drive drunk
2) You admit this is your second conviction
3) You admit you were awake what .. 48 hours? when you got pulled over

What an asshole.

More than 48 hours.. probably more.

My first conviction I WAS guilty - BUT - I did NOT want to drive. I did so under duress. Even still, when pulled over I was driving a bit under the speed limit in a straight line making gentle stops and being extremely careful. I took the conviction because I was guilty. I paid the price of it and didn't challenge it.
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Old 05-28-2013, 12:08 PM   #62
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More than 48 hours.. probably more.

My first conviction I WAS guilty - BUT - I did NOT want to drive. I did so under duress. Even still, when pulled over I was driving a bit under the speed limit in a straight line making gentle stops and being extremely careful. I took the conviction because I was guilty. I paid the price of it and didn't challenge it.
Pretty hard to say that you "NEVER" drive intoxicated at this point then.

Im setting a reminder on my calendar to check back in a couple years when you've hit #3.
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Old 05-28-2013, 12:14 PM   #63
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On the old models people used to just hook air compressors into them, but the new ones make you hum while you blow so they know you are actually breathing into it. Lol
all that effort.. to drink and drive..

id say rapid transit and urban density would be the answer, but this is probably making all those private prisons/companies boatloads of money
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