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Old 06-16-2013, 07:27 PM   #1
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do you think jeremy clarkson will come out of the closet in season 20?

or will he just stay put and get even more miserable?
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Old 06-16-2013, 07:28 PM   #2
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He's NOT the Stig!
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Old 06-16-2013, 07:30 PM   #3
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He's NOT the Stig!


with all their travels and stig's cousins they come across, etc, he could be the stig's gay top gear presenter bro!
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Old 06-16-2013, 07:37 PM   #4
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Fuck off JC is a top dude
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Old 06-16-2013, 07:57 PM   #5
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He's not gay, he's just homophobic like I was before, actually, I said to much.
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Old 06-16-2013, 08:09 PM   #6
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you don;t think he's gotten more and more miserable every season?

it's ironic to me him and may call hammond the angry one. clarkson flips out often....and when he's not, he's chatting about the size and handsomeness of guest's gentleman's sausages.
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Old 06-16-2013, 08:10 PM   #7
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He's not gay, he's just homophobic like I was before, actually, I said to much.
don't worry, we could tell already.
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Old 06-16-2013, 08:19 PM   #8
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don't worry, we could tell already.


It's a common thing, projection as always.

I remember walking into a pub once, and I guy asked me, "you know what a guy with big feet has don't you?" The natural response would be a bigger bruise on your head. But he was talking about my cock size. Why some random guy was thinking about my cock size is another matter.

It's quite common among small penis pricks to try and belittle those with much more substantial cocks and better general physique.

I used to get that a lot, you may do aswell.
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check this clip of clarkson getting glossy eyed talking to ewan mcgegor about his penis

http://www.topgear.com/india/videos/...de-4/itemid-32
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Old 06-16-2013, 08:23 PM   #10
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you don;t think he's gotten more and more miserable every season?

it's ironic to me him and may call hammond the angry one. clarkson flips out often....and when he's not, he's chatting about the size and handsomeness of guest's gentleman's sausages.
Dont get me wrong i do like the guy but i always get the impression he is a right prick behind the camera
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Old 06-16-2013, 08:25 PM   #11
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you don;t think he's gotten more and more miserable every season?

it's ironic to me him and may call hammond the angry one. clarkson flips out often....and when he's not, he's chatting about the size and handsomeness of guest's gentleman's sausages.
He's British, we're born miserable, then it goes down from there. Either that or you leave the country.

I think if anything, Clarkson may be Bi-sexual, he loves the female guest just as much.

Do you get Top Gear sans Clarkson's USA thoughts? Like when he says about 60lbs being lunch in America?
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i'm pretty sure we get the full-blast version here. i have on both amazon prime and netflix. i did have to track down season 1 elsewhere and the episode where hammond crashes the jet car is blocked on both streams.

but yeah, jezza rails on americans, it's hilarious.
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Old 06-16-2013, 08:44 PM   #13
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i'm pretty sure we get the full-blast version here. i have on both amazon prime and netflix. i did have to track down season 1 elsewhere and the episode where hammond crashes the jet car is blocked on both streams.

but yeah, jezza rails on americans, it's hilarious.
Season 1? Oh dear, that was when it was like today's fifth gear, with that Jason guy, and no James May .

Surprised the jet car episode is blocked. But it was a bit shocking, that nearly stopped the show altogether at the time.

You should try and find some old Top Gear (if you haven't seen it, to compare), it wasn't always this way. I can barely remember who was on the show, Tiff Needell from fifth gear (few new Top Gear episodes), Noel Edmunds, Quentin Wilson etc. but it was more about general cars before, and less an entertainment show.
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Old 06-16-2013, 08:59 PM   #14
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Season 1? Oh dear, that was when it was like today's fifth gear, with that Jason guy, and no James May .

Surprised the jet car episode is blocked. But it was a bit shocking, that nearly stopped the show altogether at the time.

You should try and find some old Top Gear (if you haven't seen it, to compare), it wasn't always this way. I can barely remember who was on the show, Tiff Needell from fifth gear (few new Top Gear episodes), Noel Edmunds, Quentin Wilson etc. but it was more about general cars before, and less an entertainment show.
lol, i googled that 3rd presenter back when i scraped up those season 1 episodes, yeah, jason or rick. he was a bit offputting, like a cheesy used car salesman, but i read he went on to other shows, etc.

i was thinking of trying to dig up those original episodes, i heard mention of them but that's about it. maybe clarkson referred back to it during an episode in season 1???

i'll have to look for the original though.

it also crossed my mind that tiff could have been the original stig


i'll go ahead and say it here, top gear is a fucking fantastic show and *maybe* the best show on television, imo. what's even more impressive is that's 20 years of tele. this last season kicked ass.
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Old 06-16-2013, 09:30 PM   #15
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Roll on the 30th June for S20, i love JC, when I grow up im gonna be a mean old bastard just like him and moan, hes earnt the right!
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Old 06-17-2013, 02:06 AM   #16
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I remember walking into a pub once, and I guy asked me, "you know what a guy with big feet has don't you?" The natural response would be a bigger bruise on your head.
You know what a guy with big feet has don't you?

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Big shoes!
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Old 06-17-2013, 02:12 AM   #17
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If you like Clarkson, he did a pretty funny euro program about 10 years ago
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0768733/
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check this clip of clarkson getting glossy eyed talking to ewan mcgegor about his penis

http://www.topgear.com/india/videos/...de-4/itemid-32
It is Ewan McGregor though - If a guy is even a tiny bit bi-curious he would be glassy eyed...
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The Best 'Clarkson Story' in my mind came a few years ago...

Apprently, he was at a posh 'celeb' party, and approached a pretty youngish model to chat...

He introduced himself as 'Hi, I'm Jeremy Clarkson, and I do Top Gear'

The model replied ' Thanks but no thanks - I DONT do drugs! '

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No, just British. It's a common mistake.
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Old 06-17-2013, 10:40 AM   #22
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i'm not so sure it's a mistake





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