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nexcom28 · 06-27-2013, 12:20 PM

Email received today. WTF is this? She even sent me her photo

hullo I am only missis 30
aged I'm wish for acquire
conversant with you. am nice lass
outdoors nasty nvest. greatly
carry up and sane. I am wish on
see persona, who renowned how making
woman content. I am wish on be
lucky, be favorite, perceive cover and
trouble nearly me. I'am deficiency be
merry with advantage husband, who will increase fond of
me, and may have anxiety around me.
spirit is a unexpected matter. just
eke spirit is true curt. And
I am wish on be merry in this existence.
perhaps, you - this person, which I'am examine? Who
can? I investigation purely for grave long-term
kinship with modest person who unmarried.
I am count human 29-67 years. If you
are sole husband. and likewise investigation
staid kindred. return me.

Obviously I'd hit ti

OneHungLo · 06-27-2013, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexcom28

Email received today. WTF is this? She even sent me her photo

hullo I am only missis 30
aged I'm wish for acquire
conversant with you. am nice lass
outdoors nasty nvest. greatly
carry up and sane. I am wish on
see persona, who renowned how making
woman content. I am wish on be
lucky, be favorite, perceive cover and
trouble nearly me. I'am deficiency be
merry with advantage husband, who will increase fond of
me, and may have anxiety around me.
spirit is a unexpected matter. just
eke spirit is true curt. And
I am wish on be merry in this existence.
perhaps, you - this person, which I'am examine? Who
can? I investigation purely for grave long-term
kinship with modest person who unmarried.
I am count human 29-67 years. If you
are sole husband. and likewise investigation
staid kindred. return me.

Obviously I'd hit ti

Take that whole message, spin it and send it back to her

globofun · 06-27-2013, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Take that whole message, spin it and send it back to her

Too funny!

_Richard_ · 06-27-2013, 01:22 PM

Return her!

nexcom28 · 06-27-2013, 02:00 PM

Ok, I replied.

I tried spinning the text but it sounded crap so I rewrote it, this is my reply.

Hullo,

Sorry to reply late. My internet connection iz poor, I have some problem.
Thank you for da photo ma dear, you look bootiful.

In my days I never expect to reply email such as yours from such bootiful lady with the yellow hair.

For infmation purpose I single man and sane. I know how make woman content, I xpert at give orgazm.
I has good job in london as banker. It pats good money inn docklands london
yes, i am sole husband and yes i am 29 - 67. actual 54.

my spirit unwavers for you i feel conection. I can make you merry.

i wait you.

nexcom28 · 06-28-2013, 05:16 AM

I don't know if anyone cares but I got a reply back again.

Quote:

Hello

I am glad that you have written to me. You can write to me here. I
search only serious long-term relations with the single person. I hope that
you too. I will tell a little about myself. I was born on September, 17th,
1982. I have two specialities: the teacher of game on a piano, and the
hairdresser. At present I work only as the hairdresser. To me of 30 years. Growth
of 170 sm, weight of 53 kg, eyes the grey green. I not married. I have no
children. I do not smoke, and I not the fan of alcohol. Unless in special cases
or holidays. I like to cook tasty food. I listen to music and I dance. I
like and to walk on a city. I like to have a rest on the nature. I very much
like to travel.

What's your name? How old are you? What country do you live?

For me all free time is very important spend with darling. I want to
travel with him and to learn the world. I want to open for myself that that
new. I love visit exhibitions, theatres... "Life is absolutely short, and in
the world a lot of interesting, it is necessary to have time to see and learn
much". I Love the parents! I am grateful to them for me. I appreciate the
clever, fair people betrayed to me. I do not bear lie and treachery. In my
house always a cosiness, cleanliness, harmony. If I have a beloved, it will be
always happy, tidy, full. In relations for me important love, trust, honesty
and understanding. I have written shortly about myself. Now I would like to
know a little about you and to see your photos. I will be glad find out
you. I will wait your letter. I hope that you seriously concern our
acquaintance.

With respect Yuliya

JimmyTheGeek · 06-28-2013, 12:17 PM

Seems legit. Go for it.

ludballs · 06-28-2013, 12:19 PM

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06-27-2013, 12:20 PM	#1
nexcom28 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,716	This one sounds like a winner Email received today. WTF is this? She even sent me her photo hullo I am only missis 30 aged I'm wish for acquire conversant with you. am nice lass outdoors nasty nvest. greatly carry up and sane. I am wish on see persona, who renowned how making woman content. I am wish on be lucky, be favorite, perceive cover and trouble nearly me. I'am deficiency be merry with advantage husband, who will increase fond of me, and may have anxiety around me. spirit is a unexpected matter. just eke spirit is true curt. And I am wish on be merry in this existence. perhaps, you - this person, which I'am examine? Who can? I investigation purely for grave long-term kinship with modest person who unmarried. I am count human 29-67 years. If you are sole husband. and likewise investigation staid kindred. return me. Obviously I'd hit ti

06-28-2013, 12:17 PM	#7
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06-27-2013, 01:22 PM	#4
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06-27-2013, 02:00 PM	#5
nexcom28 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,716	Ok, I replied. I tried spinning the text but it sounded crap so I rewrote it, this is my reply. Hullo, Sorry to reply late. My internet connection iz poor, I have some problem. Thank you for da photo ma dear, you look bootiful. In my days I never expect to reply email such as yours from such bootiful lady with the yellow hair. For infmation purpose I single man and sane. I know how make woman content, I xpert at give orgazm. I has good job in london as banker. It pats good money inn docklands london yes, i am sole husband and yes i am 29 - 67. actual 54. my spirit unwavers for you i feel conection. I can make you merry. i wait you.