Pee Control Policy In Shenzhen China - GoFuckYourself.com

adultsitecms · 09-09-2013, 09:58 AM

Them wacky Asians! The city of Shenzhen, China enacted a pee-control policy in its public toilets. Anyone caught peeing outside of the appropriate receptacle can face fines up to 100 yuan (US$16).

When life hands you urination regulations, the true entrepreneur makes sweet golden urination regulation-aiding merchandise! That?s just what two opportunists did with their Pee Trajectory Corrector. Look for them conveniently on sale outside of a public washroom in Shenzhen.

The funniest part is actually there are some old ladies standing outside a men's public toilet trying to sell these thing. Seriously who is going to buy and use them?

The Dawg · 09-09-2013, 01:56 PM

So what do you do with it when you're finished?

Tie it to your belt loop and let it air out?

The Heron · 09-09-2013, 02:53 PM

Better question is who is patrolling the bathrooms catching offenders pissing on the floors?

SplatterMaster · 09-09-2013, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Dawg

So what do you do with it when you're finished?

Tie it to your belt loop and let it air out?

Best just to rent them. Or if you have to buy, sell it back to them for half price

Rochard · 09-09-2013, 03:39 PM

If you piss all over the place, you should get fined.

notinmybackyard · 09-09-2013, 03:46 PM

This is the reason why the United States could never win a war against China.
Because even if nuked the Chinese would just market themselves as lightbulbs.

09-09-2013, 09:58 AM	#1
adultsitecms Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 624	Pee Control Policy In Shenzhen China Them wacky Asians! The city of Shenzhen, China enacted a pee-control policy in its public toilets. Anyone caught peeing outside of the appropriate receptacle can face fines up to 100 yuan (US$16). When life hands you urination regulations, the true entrepreneur makes sweet golden urination regulation-aiding merchandise! That?s just what two opportunists did with their Pee Trajectory Corrector. Look for them conveniently on sale outside of a public washroom in Shenzhen. The funniest part is actually there are some old ladies standing outside a men's public toilet trying to sell these thing. Seriously who is going to buy and use them? __________________

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 73,730	If you piss all over the place, you should get fined. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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notinmybackyard Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 3,230	This is the reason why the United States could never win a war against China. Because even if nuked the Chinese would just market themselves as lightbulbs. __________________ *officially retired as of March 01 2018 but still fucking around and getting into shit.*

09-09-2013, 01:56 PM	#2
The Dawg Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: State Of Bliss Posts: 2,438	So what do you do with it when you're finished? Tie it to your belt loop and let it air out?

09-09-2013, 02:53 PM	#3
The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,487	Better question is who is patrolling the bathrooms catching offenders pissing on the floors?