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09-09-2013, 09:44 AM
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How do you introduce anal sex into a relationship ??
Someone i know wants to know...
   
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09-09-2013, 09:45 AM
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I hear the "whoopsy approach" is pretty popular...
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09-09-2013, 09:46 AM
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if it's not already happening, it never will
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09-09-2013, 09:46 AM
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Let's do some business!
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When you are in the showers, politely ask him to pick up the soap.
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09-09-2013, 09:48 AM
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By surprise of course.
Nothing is more fun than surprise anal sex. Unless you are in prison.
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09-09-2013, 09:49 AM
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If the subject hasn't come up, there is no 'relationship'.
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09-09-2013, 09:49 AM
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So Fucking What
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tell her your friends GF did it and she loved it, also the guy was so happy he got her ass for the first time he even helped do the dishes once.
After you tap that ass don't do the dishes. Just say that was him not me
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09-09-2013, 09:49 AM
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09-09-2013, 09:49 AM
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If i don't tick that box with her, i don't tick it at all... 
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09-09-2013, 09:51 AM
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It's just implementing it now that's the issue...
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09-09-2013, 09:54 AM
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does she go on about all that 'communication' and being 'open with our feelings'? if so, then you have every right to suggest it with a 'romantic occasion' in the near future but, we both know you're looking at prostitution. |
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09-09-2013, 09:55 AM
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Begging works.
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09-09-2013, 09:58 AM
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 To be serious for once.. surely you just ask her to try it? Most people try sexual stuff at least once, but... if she says no, welp, that's where you should leave it imo. Liken it to her asking you if you'll do something you equally wouldn't try, and how you'd feel about her still trying to get you to do it Or, depending on how bad you want to try it with her: wait until she is really drunk, and midway through a bunkup suggest trying it if you get the lube out. Inhibitions lowered + arousal heightened = more chance of at least getting the chance to try  |
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09-09-2013, 09:59 AM
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Likes Pie
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Show her some anal porn and go: HEY! Why don't WE do that?!
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09-09-2013, 09:59 AM
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 "Pleeeeaaassseeeeeeee"
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09-09-2013, 10:01 AM
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Order this and put it on the nightstand:
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09-09-2013, 10:01 AM
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"Hey hunnie can you tell me what this chloroform smells like?"
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09-09-2013, 10:01 AM
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09-09-2013, 10:04 AM
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09-09-2013, 10:07 AM
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09-09-2013, 10:10 AM
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sounds like you waited 5 years into the relationship... you are probably shit out of luck now, you snooze you looze....
should have brought it up and "implemented" on the 2nd date.. |
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09-09-2013, 10:11 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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09-09-2013, 10:35 AM
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Ik ben een aap
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I could send this thread to Laura if you want? That might get things moving lol.
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09-09-2013, 10:41 AM
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I think that would have the opposite effect to be honest !
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09-09-2013, 10:42 AM
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Cash usually works for me...
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09-09-2013, 10:42 AM
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09-09-2013, 10:51 AM
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09-09-2013, 10:52 AM
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Maybe try, you can do me if I can do you.
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09-09-2013, 10:55 AM
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How about: "let me show you this cool sex trick I learned in prison"?
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09-09-2013, 10:57 AM
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It's 42
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Wait until she asks for it -- until then put your cock in the right hole? |
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09-09-2013, 11:02 AM
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09-09-2013, 11:35 AM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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09-09-2013, 11:40 AM
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Just let her tell you no and be ready to get slapped once.
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09-09-2013, 11:42 AM
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I Like Depth Of Field!
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"I got an extra $100 if you'll do anal when we shoot today..."
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09-09-2013, 11:43 AM
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if she's unwilling to let you do it to her, how interested would she be in to doing it to you? agree 100%! it's never going to happen either |
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09-09-2013, 12:53 PM
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went with 'sharing feelings'?there is always plan b:  |
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09-09-2013, 01:02 PM
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Just shit the bed each night, and eventually she will get used to the idea...
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09-09-2013, 01:39 PM
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09-09-2013, 01:49 PM
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09-09-2013, 02:13 PM
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All of my girls, past and present, take it in the ass.
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09-09-2013, 02:56 PM
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So Fucking What
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I'm hung like a horse so its all tight to me. No desire to potentially get poo on my dong.
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 the best way to bring it up is to be direct. don't say dumb things like your friend was talking about it or joke around about the subject to see her reaction. if you want her to know it matters to you and you are hoping to experience it with her just say it and wait for the other shoe to fall where it may. the worst that can happen is she says she will never be open to it. ask before you get engaged so you have a better shot at a yes hehe.
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09-09-2013, 04:45 PM
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It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
There's your clue. Oh - and heavy drugs work well, too.
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I Like Depth Of Field!
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That'd be about the last thing I'd be worried about missing in my life, especially if you KNOW you are probably going to be with that woman the rest of your life... That being said, I've done it...but not until I was in my 40's, shooting a scene. Otherwise who knows if I would have...but, I couldn't care less if I did or didn't.
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