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The oldest woman you fucked
I set my record few days ago - I am 27 and she is 33
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When I am fifteen my woman is twenty six. I had the oldest one when I was, what, early twenties. She was fifty nine with the breasts of a 20 year old and they were real and she was an amazing lover.
Saw some younger women as I aged a little. Undecided about what age group I prefer at this point. |
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About 45 i think
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Does a chick from Haiti with hair on her chest count?
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Looong time ago when I was 18 I fucked a women who was about 55-60 yrs old.
She was a cab driver. I was drunk and without money. When she stopped the car I could not pay so she drove me out in the forest to her cottage and forced me to fuck her as payment. And she also whipped my ass red and blue with the antenna from the car. I felt very bad at that time. But now, as a middle-aged man I smile when I think of this old memory. |
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When I was 18 I fucked a 33 year old stripper.
Now. I guess every time I fuck my GF, that's the oldest women I've fucked... hey I am breaking a record every time haha |
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When I was 18 I was fucking a friends mother. She was 37.
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And I thought my achivement was worth something
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When I was 20 I had a 9 month friends with benefits thing going with a co-worker who was 42.
She was good looking, petite and tight and she was very cool. She played guitar and we were into the same music and stuff so we talked a lot at work. We carpooled every day then one night we went to a concert together. After the concert I drove her back to her place she invited me and we had sex. It was supposed to be a one time only thing. A few weeks later as we were driving home from work we start talking and agree to hook up again. From that day on we got after it every day after work. The job's hours were 6am-2:30pm. It was close to 2:45pm by the time we got to her place. Her kids didn't get home from school until around 4pm (and a few days per week they went to their dad's) so we would get to her place, get naked and bang like crazy for about 30 minutes then I would take off before her kids got home. It was a fun 9 months. |
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48 when I was 27. I was glad that she had already disappeared when I was sober again...
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52 when I was 28
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i was 25 she was 33
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lol
I wondered what took it so long
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Got some head from a 33 year old when I was 18
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when i was 19-20 i had sex with a hot blonde friend of my moms...about 42 or so.
we got caught...crazy...i realize now she had been trying to get with me since i was about 16 |
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Fifty-one I think, I was in my twenties. However my wife is nearly fifty....
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That doesn't count as an achievement for me ...
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Oldest one was 30, yea that was this year (I'm also 30)
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i was 27 and she 45 :P
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22, she was 41.
She fell in love with me and said she wouldn't mine if I got her pregnant, I thought about it... it would have been a disaster. Good looking kids if her older age didn't induce any medical complications. I love shoving huge objects in older women. It's nice being young like that, you're a treat. I make them scream that they "like young boys." Gets me off!!! |
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I wish - I couldn't attract older women for shit when I was young. Now they're everywhere but I'm older too.
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So his mom was 6 when she gave birth to him?
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Who gets that personal
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43, 46 perhaps
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